MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Yesterday, I was studying really hard for my science exam and was getting extremely stressed about it. My dad walked into my room around 11:00, concerned, and asked if he could do anything to help. Completely exhausted and emotionally wasted, I turned around and yelled "No! You know, why don't you go bake me a cake or something. With sprinkles!!!" and went back to work. When I got home today after taking the exam, I saw a vanilla cake with sprinkles sitting on the table with a note from my dad wishing me luck. Thanks, daddy. MLIA

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[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 7Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

I thanked your daddy too. For the good time we had last night.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

DISS!!

[ - ] WeAreAllABitMADGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

KGfromMN! god, I MISSED YEW! LNL

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

*LNL boob grab* HEY!!!! I missed yew too!! Too bad I have to leave in like 5 minutes :(

[ - ] WeAreAllABitMADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Damn -.- peaceee!

[ - ] himorherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

damnation and peace just don't go together, you must be a bit mad

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

wow, that's the first dad joke I've read for ages. the mums usually get all the attention.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I like that dad jokes better, being female. But I can't resist a good your mom joke.

[ - ] TandonGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

kg from mn are you one of bounceys friends

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Quit talking about yourself in the third person. It's weird and socially unacceptable.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

This made me laugh. As much as I like to think I am one of 'bouncey's' friends, I also have an odd suspicion that Tandon=Bouncey.

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Me too.

[ - ] TandonGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

okay freak i mean kgmn i want bouncey off mlia and i want you to help me get her off do we have a deal

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*stares contemplatively at briefcase and big shiny red button* NO DEAL.

[ - ] birthday_countdownGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*** HAPPY BIRTHDAAY!!! ***

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

[ - ] birthday_countdownGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

noooo!!!! three days until my birthday!

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh! I have 7!

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

-16 days.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

17 days until I'm 17!

[ - ] birthday_countdownGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

no way! almost birthday buddies!

[ - ] ToxicNachoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

mine was on the superbowl

[ - ] CannonLikesCarrotsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Mine was last Wednesday!

[ - ] electrogeek1996Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

mine too... feb 3rd??

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Mine's not until July :(

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You broke the combo of Feb. Birthdays!

[ - ] birthday_countdownGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

february birthdays are the best. go... aquariuses?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm a Pisces.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

fail.

[ - ] RatchedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You're welcome.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Well, that's dumb. You already took the exam, so the cake had no purpose.

[ - ] PeanutButtaSammyTimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hmm I think I'd be grateful for the cake anyway...assuming these things ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

The note said good luck, though. After exams, I'm usually happy enough just to be done. But, idk, I won't judge.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Why would that be the first thing you yelled when he asked you that question?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Time of the month. She tends to say crazy things when she is on it.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Really long.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Who, me?

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yes you, silly pie.

[ - ] 0nyxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Inside of you.

[ - ] Im_a_ninja_101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Im not even going to read this.. hah.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I don't think you should tell ppl your a ninja.

[ - ] Im_a_ninja_101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ill tell people what i want to tell them!. idc if people know im a ninja.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

But what if they are a ninja hunter?

[ - ] brittish_monkey_guyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I chalenge you, Im_a_ninja_101, to a battle of wits, agility and strength, only then will we see, who is the true ninja...

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I think you lose already on the "wits". You spelled "British", "challenge", and your use of commas is atrocious. Just to be a jerk and all. ;)

[ - ] CynicalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

****8Spelled the words in "..." wrong.

[ - ] brittish_monkey_guyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

In my name, that was an accident, and I'm doing this on a DSi, and it is REALLY hard to type on the screen, so I spell things wrong ocasionally.

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I see. I forgive you.

[ - ] brittish_monkey_guyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Lol

[ - ] Im_a_ninja_101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

ummmm ok?

[ - ] brittish_monkey_guyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

The 1st battle, will be free running, the most athletic and agile trics win... Then a game of scrabble, Then finnaly, a match to the death...

[ - ] brittish_monkey_guyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*then

[ - ] emilygrace16Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

yes, rudeness will get you far in life! just yell at your dad and he'll bake you a cake!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

or..."completely wasted and emotionally exhausted" perhaps?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I like turtles.

[ - ] brittish_monkey_guyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I fuck them.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I like mudkips.

[ - ] 0nyxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Wait, it took him a day to bake the cake? Also, vanilla=barf!

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Cynical <3's vanilla AND barf, but they don't taste like each other!

[ - ] emilyelizabeth37Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Your dad sounds awesome.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

He really is...

[ - ] goodnighttravelwellGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I wouldn't have baked you a cake if I were your dad...

[ - ] QuebertGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Wow, that was so nice of him! Be more appreciative!

[ - ] electrogeek1996Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

i was the 2000th person to say average!! woo!! i also wish my dad would do that. but it would probably be like demon cake. MLIA

[ - ] randomnesssssGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Agreed, Quebert.

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