MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Yesterday, I was studying really hard for my science exam and was getting extremely stressed about it. My dad walked into my room around 11:00, concerned, and asked if he could do anything to help. Completely exhausted and emotionally wasted, I turned around and yelled "No! You know, why don't you go bake me a cake or something. With sprinkles!!!" and went back to work. When I got home today after taking the exam, I saw a vanilla cake with sprinkles sitting on the table with a note from my dad wishing me luck. Thanks, daddy. MLIA
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KGfromMN Good: 7 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I thanked your daddy too. For the good time we had last night.
 
ha1eem Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
DISS!!
 
WeAreAllABitMAD Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
KGfromMN! god, I MISSED YEW! LNL
 
KGfromMN Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*LNL boob grab* HEY!!!! I missed yew too!! Too bad I have to leave in like 5 minutes :(
 
WeAreAllABitMAD Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Damn -.- peaceee!
 
himorher Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
damnation and peace just don't go together, you must be a bit mad
 
MysteryInc Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wow, that's the first dad joke I've read for ages. the mums usually get all the attention.
 
KGfromMN Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like that dad jokes better, being female. But I can't resist a good your mom joke.
 
Tandon Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
kg from mn are you one of bounceys friends
 
antihero Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Quit talking about yourself in the third person. It's weird and socially unacceptable.
 
KGfromMN Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This made me laugh. As much as I like to think I am one of 'bouncey's' friends, I also have an odd suspicion that Tandon=Bouncey.
 
Cynical Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Me too.
 
Tandon Good: 1 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
okay freak i mean kgmn i want bouncey off mlia and i want you to help me get her off do we have a deal
 
antihero Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*stares contemplatively at briefcase and big shiny red button* NO DEAL.
 
birthday_countdown Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
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ShakeNBake24 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
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ha1eem Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*** HAPPY BIRTHDAAY!!! ***
 
waffledragon Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
42
 
birthday_countdown Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
noooo!!!! three days until my birthday!
 
ShakeNBake24 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh! I have 7!
 
Cynical Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
-16 days.
 
GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
17 days until I'm 17!
 
birthday_countdown Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
no way! almost birthday buddies!
 
ToxicNacho Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
mine was on the superbowl
 
CannonLikesCarrots Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Mine was last Wednesday!
 
electrogeek1996 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
mine too... feb 3rd??
 
KGfromMN Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Mine's not until July :(
 
ShakeNBake24 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You broke the combo of Feb. Birthdays!
 
birthday_countdown Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
february birthdays are the best. go... aquariuses?
 
GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm a Pisces.
 
ha1eem Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
fail.
 
Ratched Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You're welcome.
 
waffledragon Good: 3 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well, that's dumb. You already took the exam, so the cake had no purpose.
 
PeanutButtaSammyTime Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hmm I think I'd be grateful for the cake anyway...assuming these things ACTUALLY HAPPENED
 
waffledragon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The note said good luck, though. After exams, I'm usually happy enough just to be done. But, idk, I won't judge.
 
Lolzbucket Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why would that be the first thing you yelled when he asked you that question?
 
ShakeNBake24 Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Time of the month. She tends to say crazy things when she is on it.
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Really long.
 
waffledragon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Who, me?
 
Cynical Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes you, silly pie.
 
0nyx Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Inside of you.
 
Im_a_ninja_101 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Im not even going to read this.. hah.
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't think you should tell ppl your a ninja.
 
Im_a_ninja_101 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ill tell people what i want to tell them!. idc if people know im a ninja.
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
But what if they are a ninja hunter?
 
brittish_monkey_guy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I chalenge you, Im_a_ninja_101, to a battle of wits, agility and strength, only then will we see, who is the true ninja...
 
Cynical Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think you lose already on the "wits". You spelled "British", "challenge", and your use of commas is atrocious. Just to be a jerk and all. ;)
 
Cynical Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
****8Spelled the words in "..." wrong.
 
brittish_monkey_guy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
In my name, that was an accident, and I'm doing this on a DSi, and it is REALLY hard to type on the screen, so I spell things wrong ocasionally.
 
Cynical Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I see. I forgive you.
 
brittish_monkey_guy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lol
 
Im_a_ninja_101 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ummmm ok?
 
brittish_monkey_guy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The 1st battle, will be free running, the most athletic and agile trics win... Then a game of scrabble, Then finnaly, a match to the death...
 
brittish_monkey_guy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*then
 
emilygrace16 Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
yes, rudeness will get you far in life! just yell at your dad and he'll bake you a cake!
 
antihero Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
or..."completely wasted and emotionally exhausted" perhaps?
 
KGfromMN Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like turtles.
 
brittish_monkey_guy Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I fuck them.
 
GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like mudkips.
 
0nyx Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Wait, it took him a day to bake the cake? Also, vanilla=barf!
 
Cynical Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Cynical <3's vanilla AND barf, but they don't taste like each other!
 
emilyelizabeth37 Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Your dad sounds awesome.
 
antihero Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
He really is...
 
goodnighttravelwell Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I wouldn't have baked you a cake if I were your dad...
 
Quebert Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Wow, that was so nice of him! Be more appreciative!
 
electrogeek1996 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i was the 2000th person to say average!! woo!! i also wish my dad would do that. but it would probably be like demon cake. MLIA
 
randomnesssss Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Agreed, Quebert.
 
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