MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 23Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

10

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'd put this at a 7 or so. There have been worse.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 13Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Getting MLIAs submitted for personal reasons, or to send messages score an automatic 10.

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*thumbs up*

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Thumbs about 10 degrees to the left of straight up*

[ - ] 0nyxGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Also, anything that ends with I love ___

[ - ] Spider_ManGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Remember the time where there was HP, Tw*l*ght, AND Walmart. 11.

[ - ] 0nyxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Good times [!]

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 30Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Taylor even though I don't know you bro, stay safe and thank you for your service! Congrats as well!

[ - ] NastyGood: 6Bad: 531 year, 12 months ago

PENIS.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 25Bad: 481 year, 12 months ago

Sex before marriage is a sin

[ - ] NastyGood: 14Bad: 281 year, 12 months ago

No it's not.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 19Bad: 251 year, 12 months ago

'Tis immoral.

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 18Bad: 161 year, 12 months ago

and we care...?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 15Bad: 101 year, 12 months ago

Never said you did. It's just that a lot of times it can lead to relationship problems and heartache.

[ - ] 0nyxGood: 10Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

Experienced..?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 9Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago

No. I have not experienced this. I know people that have experienced it, though.

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 6Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

Right.>.>

[ - ] band_geek4lifeGood: 21Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

obviously they love each other. yea it's wrong but i'm sure you've done some wrong stuff too. everyone does. who are you to judge?

[ - ] whatonearthGood: 3Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago

i agree

[ - ] heymochimochaGood: 17Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago

wat is your problom? maybe they're GETTING married after the war

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 9Bad: 341 year, 12 months ago

Yeah, but war changes people. How does she know that his priorities are gonna be the same? You can't count on these things.

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 13Bad: 381 year, 12 months ago

Maybe she stole his sperm while he was sleeping and he doesn't know that she was pregnant.

[ - ] RexleGood: 16Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

So are you saying that no one should marry a soldier? War changes people and time changes people our life experiences change us. So should no one marry at all?

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 14Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago

But, you said it was my little princess!

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 11Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

No, she said you ARE a little princess. *hands q-tip* Here, use this to clean out your ears.

[ - ] 0nyxGood: 11Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

He needs something for his eyes.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 15Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

Why is a prince fighting in a war?

[ - ] pieratGood: 11Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

He's actually a king. If he got killed, who knows what would happen to his country?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 13Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

Poor country. Then it would be left to rule by OP.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 11Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

That just wouldn't do! I think I'd make it a dictatorship. I've always wanted to be a monarch. Or something along those lines.

[ - ] RexleGood: 14Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You guys realize that the English princes really have been serving in Afghanistan right?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] RexleGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

They are fight in war to lead their country and to protect people.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 7Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

That's nice. I wouldn't protect people if I was a prince. I would sit inside the palace all day and just wallow in my wealth.

[ - ] mrbeanrulesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Wealth isn't very good for wallowing; I've tried. You want to wallow either in mediocrity or a mid-range income.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 7Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

Prince Harry. Case and point.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Only the English...

[ - ] mrbeanrulesGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I don't know where you're from, so I might be wrong, but I believe the colloquial expression you are attempting to use is "case in point", not "case and point".

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Prince Harry?

[ - ] RexleGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

The prince of England dear.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

We also have a William

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And a Charles. And an Andrew. And an Edward. I could go on.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*One of the princes. We have many.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I know, I was suggesting to OP. I'm English and know who the 2nd son of Prince Charles is.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Historically, princes received better training than regular soldiers, and fought in plenty of wars.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

This is true. But if I was a prince, I'd rather sit on my lazy ass and get fed grapes by pretty women.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 15Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Or pretty men. Whatever works.

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 11Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Or both.

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 25Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I don't understand why a CO wouldn't let them check E-mail, but allow MLIA. That's dumb.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 15Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

How else would OP get a fake story posted?

[ - ] RexleGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Two years ago soldiers werent allowed to get on Myspace and Facebook. They changed it a while back but maybe his CO stuck with it.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 9Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago

So he's your boyfriend AND your dad?

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 4Bad: 171 year, 12 months ago

Ha!

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 4Bad: 181 year, 12 months ago

Ha!

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 2Bad: 101 year, 12 months ago

Damn, another double post.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 4Bad: 111 year, 12 months ago

Ha!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 3Bad: 111 year, 12 months ago

Ha!

[ - ] hurrderpGood: 3Bad: 111 year, 12 months ago

Ha!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 13Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I feel bad saying mean stuff about this one >.<

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Same here. But I'd like to know how OP is going to make sure he keeps his promise.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

*she *her. I should hope, anyway...

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

What? No, he (Taylor) keeps his promise of coming home in one piece. ;D *licks elbow*

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Hey OP! Whats the capital of Afghanistan[?]

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 3Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago

Is it eye-raq? HURF DURF

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Kabul? I actually don't know, but that's my guess.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Capital A :D OP dosent seem to know this though.

[ - ] RexleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yes your correct it is Kabul.

[ - ] ismellikechlorineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not your, you're. As in the conjunction of you and are. You will drive me insane.

[ - ] davidggGood: 13Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

Congrats with your girl and support the troops and come back home!

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 2Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago

Oh dear...

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 8Bad: 181 year, 12 months ago

You know, you can still be in one piece when you're dead. I mean, the whole, 'Rest In Piece,' thing wouldn't make sense otherwise.

[ - ] Spider_ManGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I used to think it ment something scary because I'd only see it written as R.I.P.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*peace

[ - ] Spider_ManGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

*facepalm* It was a JOKE.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Doh!

[ - ] Gamer0309Good: 12Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

God bless the US Military

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 5Bad: 231 year, 12 months ago

No, God Bless Vagina.

[ - ] Gamer0309Good: 2Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago

That too

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Maybe there is a homophone of piece *stokes chin*

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Peace.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*strokes. I think stoking it might be a bit more painful.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 6Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

OP, you do know that countries are capitilized, right? So "afghanistan" is really Afghanistan.

[ - ] Teh_Grammar_NaziGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

You know, I think this sounds more like either the Canadian or British military, the US military is mostly stationed in other countries, like Iraq.

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

The US has increased pressure in Afghanistan in hopes of killing more Al-Queda(sp?) members.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Al-Qaeda

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Thank You.

[ - ] RexleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

We have trrops all over Afghanistan. My fience, many of my friends husbands, a several of my friends have been deployed to Afghanistan. I really can only think of a couple people i know who have been deployed to Iraq.

[ - ] RexleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

By the way I am American.

[ - ] mrbeanrulesGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

What's a "trrop"? Can I assume you mean troop, or is trrop an obscure US Military term?

[ - ] HogwartsBandGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

and I'm sure you've NEVER made a typo

[ - ] RexleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank you HogwartsBand.

[ - ] heymochimochaGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

wat are you guys talking about? if his daughter is a PRINCESS then he's a KING

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Not necessarily. William and Harry are still called prince even though their father is one too.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Well we can tell you don't live in a monarchy. A princess dosent even have to direct lineage from the monarch i.e Princess Alexandra

[ - ] DarlasaurusGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

:)))

[ - ] IlanabooGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Poor guy, though.. Considering that it takes at least a month for any published story to get through, he'd been a dad for quite a while before he got to know it.. I think I would have settled for a phone call, telegram or even a letter, would have been quite a lot faster..

[ - ] RexleGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It takes quite awhile for letters to reach Afghanistan, then they have to be sorted in the mail room.

[ - ] Xanadu101Good: 7Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

... I hate to break it to everybody, but there isn't a CO in the world that would allow a soldier to read MLIA is s/he wasn't allowed to read e-mail that might be from their family and friends, especially one expecting a child >.> This is fake.

[ - ] CWalters2008Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Not necessarily. My husband is currently deployed and their internet will not allow yahoo and other email/ networking sites to load all their content without messing up the connection for everyone so they are not allowed to go to high content sites. MLIA is simple and doesnt use alot of bandwidth to load.

[ - ] yosupkbyeGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

awwwwww!

[ - ] confidence_is_keyGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

if this is true i think its sweet. but also you obviously should get married first! im not gunna judge thought cuz its not my business..... congrats man and thank you soooo much for serving for your country :D

[ - ] asiansRawesomeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

if this is true, its beyond sweet and i wish u people the best of luck! if its fake, theres obviously something wrong with u for doing it.....

[ - ] BonJovi821Good: 5Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Even if this were to be real, why wouldn't you include a last name, or maybe your name? I'm sure there's more than one "Taylor" in the ENTIRE army.

[ - ] symiva79Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Congrats on the baby girl!

[ - ] pinkgumtasteslikecandlesGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

taylor... like, taylor lautner? cause that's just awesome.

[ - ] iamscoreGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

No sex before marriage!!

[ - ] caitlilly_1994Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

why the fuck not?

[ - ] missyoedaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

oh, grow up the lotta you. congrats taylor :)

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