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Life is pretty normal today.
My boyfriend is fighting in afghanistan right now and doesn't get to check his email, but his CO lets them go on MLIA to keep their spirits up. So Taylor, you're the daddy of a little princess now, and I plan to make sure you keep your promise and come home in one piece, I love you. MLIA.
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ClicheScale1to10 Good: 23 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
10
 
AGloriousDawn Good: 7 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'd put this at a 7 or so. There have been worse.
 
ClicheScale1to10 Good: 13 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Getting MLIAs submitted for personal reasons, or to send messages score an automatic 10.
 
andydawg8891 Good: 5 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*thumbs up*
 
Teh_Grammar_Nazi Good: 6 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Thumbs about 10 degrees to the left of straight up*
 
0nyx Good: 7 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Also, anything that ends with I love ___
 
Spider_Man Good: 4 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Remember the time where there was HP, Tw*l*ght, AND Walmart. 11.
 
0nyx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Good times [!]
 
Disturbeded13 Good: 29 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Taylor even though I don't know you bro, stay safe and thank you for your service! Congrats as well!
 
Nasty Good: 5 Bad: 53 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
PENIS.
 
AGloriousDawn Good: 25 Bad: 47 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sex before marriage is a sin
 
Nasty Good: 13 Bad: 28 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No it's not.
 
Text_on_the_screen Good: 19 Bad: 24 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
'Tis immoral.
 
Ninja_Pirate1623 Good: 17 Bad: 15 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
and we care...?
 
Text_on_the_screen Good: 15 Bad: 9 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Never said you did. It's just that a lot of times it can lead to relationship problems and heartache.
 
0nyx Good: 10 Bad: 5 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Experienced..?
 
Text_on_the_screen Good: 9 Bad: 6 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No. I have not experienced this. I know people that have experienced it, though.
 
Ninja_Pirate1623 Good: 5 Bad: 4 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Right.>.>
 
band_geek4life Good: 20 Bad: 4 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
obviously they love each other. yea it's wrong but i'm sure you've done some wrong stuff too. everyone does. who are you to judge?
 
whatonearth Good: 3 Bad: 6 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i agree
 
heymochimocha Good: 16 Bad: 6 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wat is your problom? maybe they're GETTING married after the war
 
Text_on_the_screen Good: 9 Bad: 32 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah, but war changes people. How does she know that his priorities are gonna be the same? You can't count on these things.
 
andydawg8891 Good: 12 Bad: 36 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Maybe she stole his sperm while he was sleeping and he doesn't know that she was pregnant.
 
Rexle Good: 16 Bad: 3 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So are you saying that no one should marry a soldier? War changes people and time changes people our life experiences change us. So should no one marry at all?
 
metalgeek Good: 14 Bad: 5 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
But, you said it was my little princess!
 
TheScareCrow Good: 11 Bad: 3 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No, she said you ARE a little princess. *hands q-tip* Here, use this to clean out your ears.
 
0nyx Good: 11 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
He needs something for his eyes.
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 15 Bad: 4 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why is a prince fighting in a war?
 
pierat Good: 11 Bad: 3 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
He's actually a king. If he got killed, who knows what would happen to his country?
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 13 Bad: 4 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Poor country. Then it would be left to rule by OP.
 
TheScareCrow Good: 11 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That just wouldn't do! I think I'd make it a dictatorship. I've always wanted to be a monarch. Or something along those lines.
 
Rexle Good: 14 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You guys realize that the English princes really have been serving in Afghanistan right?
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes.
 
Rexle Good: 8 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
They are fight in war to lead their country and to protect people.
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 7 Bad: 3 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That's nice. I wouldn't protect people if I was a prince. I would sit inside the palace all day and just wallow in my wealth.
 
mrbeanrules Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Wealth isn't very good for wallowing; I've tried. You want to wallow either in mediocrity or a mid-range income.
 
beatlesgirl94 Good: 7 Bad: 3 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Prince Harry. Case and point.
 
NotPumpkin Good: 5 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Only the English...
 
mrbeanrules Good: 6 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't know where you're from, so I might be wrong, but I believe the colloquial expression you are attempting to use is "case in point", not "case and point".
 
lmaonaise Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Prince Harry?
 
Rexle Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The prince of England dear.
 
ha1eem Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
We also have a William
 
beatlesgirl94 Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And a Charles. And an Andrew. And an Edward. I could go on.
 
beatlesgirl94 Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*One of the princes. We have many.
 
lmaonaise Good: 2 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I know, I was suggesting to OP. I'm English and know who the 2nd son of Prince Charles is.
 
AGloriousDawn Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Historically, princes received better training than regular soldiers, and fought in plenty of wars.
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 9 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This is true. But if I was a prince, I'd rather sit on my lazy ass and get fed grapes by pretty women.
 
TheScareCrow Good: 15 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Or pretty men. Whatever works.
 
Teh_Grammar_Nazi Good: 11 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Or both.
 
andydawg8891 Good: 25 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't understand why a CO wouldn't let them check E-mail, but allow MLIA. That's dumb.
 
ha1eem Good: 15 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
How else would OP get a fake story posted?
 
Rexle Good: 9 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Two years ago soldiers werent allowed to get on Myspace and Facebook. They changed it a while back but maybe his CO stuck with it.
 
TheScareCrow Good: 9 Bad: 8 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So he's your boyfriend AND your dad?
 
Teh_Grammar_Nazi Good: 4 Bad: 17 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ha!
 
Teh_Grammar_Nazi Good: 4 Bad: 18 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ha!
 
Teh_Grammar_Nazi Good: 2 Bad: 10 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Damn, another double post.
 
ha1eem Good: 4 Bad: 11 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ha!
 
Text_on_the_screen Good: 3 Bad: 11 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ha!
 
hurrderp Good: 3 Bad: 11 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ha!
 
NotPumpkin Good: 13 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I feel bad saying mean stuff about this one >.<
 
beatlesgirl94 Good: 7 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Same here. But I'd like to know how OP is going to make sure he keeps his promise.
 
NotPumpkin Good: 2 Bad: 5 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*she *her. I should hope, anyway...
 
beatlesgirl94 Good: 5 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What? No, he (Taylor) keeps his promise of coming home in one piece. ;D *licks elbow*
 
lmaonaise Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hey OP! Whats the capital of Afghanistan[?]
 
ha1eem Good: 3 Bad: 7 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Is it eye-raq? HURF DURF
 
AGloriousDawn Good: 2 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Kabul? I actually don't know, but that's my guess.
 
lmaonaise Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Capital A :D OP dosent seem to know this though.
 
Rexle Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes your correct it is Kabul.
 
ismellikechlorine Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 6 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Not your, you're. As in the conjunction of you and are. You will drive me insane.
 
davidgg Good: 12 Bad: 3 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Congrats with your girl and support the troops and come back home!
 
ha1eem Good: 2 Bad: 8 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh dear...
 
TheScareCrow Good: 8 Bad: 17 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You know, you can still be in one piece when you're dead. I mean, the whole, 'Rest In Piece,' thing wouldn't make sense otherwise.
 
Spider_Man Good: 5 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I used to think it ment something scary because I'd only see it written as R.I.P.
 
lmaonaise Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*peace
 
Spider_Man Good: 3 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*facepalm* It was a JOKE.
 
lmaonaise Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Doh!
 
Gamer0309 Good: 12 Bad: 4 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
God bless the US Military
 
Teh_Grammar_Nazi Good: 5 Bad: 22 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No, God Bless Vagina.
 
Gamer0309 Good: 2 Bad: 7 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That too
 
lmaonaise Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Maybe there is a homophone of piece *stokes chin*
 
TheScareCrow Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Peace.
 
beatlesgirl94 Good: 5 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*strokes. I think stoking it might be a bit more painful.
 
xoXdancerXox Good: 6 Bad: 3 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OP, you do know that countries are capitilized, right? So "afghanistan" is really Afghanistan.
 
Teh_Grammar_Nazi Good: 2 Bad: 5 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You know, I think this sounds more like either the Canadian or British military, the US military is mostly stationed in other countries, like Iraq.
 
andydawg8891 Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The US has increased pressure in Afghanistan in hopes of killing more Al-Queda(sp?) members.
 
AGloriousDawn Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Al-Qaeda
 
andydawg8891 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Thank You.
 
Rexle Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
We have trrops all over Afghanistan. My fience, many of my friends husbands, a several of my friends have been deployed to Afghanistan. I really can only think of a couple people i know who have been deployed to Iraq.
 
Rexle Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
By the way I am American.
 
mrbeanrules Good: 0 Bad: 4 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What's a "trrop"? Can I assume you mean troop, or is trrop an obscure US Military term?
 
HogwartsBand Good: 6 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
and I'm sure you've NEVER made a typo
 
Rexle Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Thank you HogwartsBand.
 
heymochimocha Good: 2 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wat are you guys talking about? if his daughter is a PRINCESS then he's a KING
 
AGloriousDawn Good: 5 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Not necessarily. William and Harry are still called prince even though their father is one too.
 
lmaonaise Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well we can tell you don't live in a monarchy. A princess dosent even have to direct lineage from the monarch i.e Princess Alexandra
 
Darlasaurus Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
:)))
 
Ilanaboo Good: 5 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Poor guy, though.. Considering that it takes at least a month for any published story to get through, he'd been a dad for quite a while before he got to know it.. I think I would have settled for a phone call, telegram or even a letter, would have been quite a lot faster..
 
Rexle Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It takes quite awhile for letters to reach Afghanistan, then they have to be sorted in the mail room.
 
Xanadu101 Good: 7 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
... I hate to break it to everybody, but there isn't a CO in the world that would allow a soldier to read MLIA is s/he wasn't allowed to read e-mail that might be from their family and friends, especially one expecting a child >.> This is fake.
 
CWalters2008 Good: 5 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Not necessarily. My husband is currently deployed and their internet will not allow yahoo and other email/ networking sites to load all their content without messing up the connection for everyone so they are not allowed to go to high content sites. MLIA is simple and doesnt use alot of bandwidth to load.
 
yosupkbye Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
awwwwww!
 
confidence_is_key Good: 4 Bad: 3 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
if this is true i think its sweet. but also you obviously should get married first! im not gunna judge thought cuz its not my business..... congrats man and thank you soooo much for serving for your country :D
 
asiansRawesome Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
if this is true, its beyond sweet and i wish u people the best of luck! if its fake, theres obviously something wrong with u for doing it.....
 
BonJovi821 Good: 4 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Even if this were to be real, why wouldn't you include a last name, or maybe your name? I'm sure there's more than one "Taylor" in the ENTIRE army.
 
symiva79 Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Congrats on the baby girl!
 
pinkgumtasteslikecandles Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
taylor... like, taylor lautner? cause that's just awesome.
 
iamscore Good: 2 Bad: 4 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No sex before marriage!!
 
caitlilly_1994 Good: 0 Bad: 1 4 weeks, 1 day ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
why the fuck not?
 
missyoeda Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
oh, grow up the lotta you. congrats taylor :)
 
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