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Today, I bought a chocolate bar that on the front said "Made in a peanut free facility." When I turned it over to read the back it said "Caution: May contain peanuts." I am thoroughly confused. MLIA
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[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 131 year, 12 months ago
hi everyone how was yalls weekend
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Didn't you promise me that you would use proper grammar, capitalization and punctuation?
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Rut Roe. Someones about to get grammar raped.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 131 year, 12 months ago
go ahead grammer rape me i dont care
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 121 year, 12 months ago
look i really just dont care anymore
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Mmm... Then kindly GTFO.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*chants* Get the fuck out get the fuck out get the fuck out!
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago
*chants* Screw you Screw you Screw you!!
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Wow. I honestly don't give a flying fuck what they do. Do me a favor: bring your attitude WAY down, and stop replying to my comments.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
O.o Really? Why the hell do people have to be so fucking mean.... Honestly if you have issues with the way she talks and types the don't read her comments jeez.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Well, technically wouldn't badding the shit out of something you don't wanna read accomplish the same thing?
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
We're actually really nice. Honest.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
For the upteenth time: MLIA is not the place to spam about your personal issues, problems and other items of that nature. bouncey is a continuous abuser of this and needs to find other outlets in which she can discuss her issues. She has many e-mails of the other users here but, still, continuously posts about her problems and the like on the comments section anyway. We don't want to hear about it and, yet, she continues. Thus, GTFO or STFU.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Very nice, matter o fact. I have some candy over in my van there.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
kw KISS MY ASS YOU SON OF A BITCH
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Funny, since a) I'm a girl and b) ew, you sicko.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Das da troof.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
I can see your point, but you don't have to be a prick about it.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Was I a prick? No. I asked a question since bouncey had promised me that she would use proper grammar, punctuation and spelling in the past. This constitutes as being a prick? Wow, I must be using the dictionary wrong.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago
kw your just such a bitch, sure ive brought my personal life here with me but ive always tried to be nice to everyone, and all i get for it is bitched at
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Again, because this is not the place for that. You've talked to a counselor at least once, do it there, not here.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
...and then they kissed?
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago
the counciler only has one day a week for me and i Really am in pain right now, im sorry for being so mean for a bit there your not a bitch, your just alittle mean to me
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I've actually been a HELL of a lot nicer to you than to other people on here. And I *am* a bitch, by nature.
 
[ - ]  AJandersonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Q: Does complaining about your personal problems on the Internet help you solve them in any way? A: No.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
you have been alot nicer and well im sorry i always bring my personal life here i just dont know were to take it sometimes, like when the counciler is gone and my friends arent on there email
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
aj i would be dead right now if i didnt complain on here
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Sorry bouncey, but we all get a little defensive when someone shows up and doesn't use grammar in the slightest. It's kind of the norm for around here, and we like it.
 
[ - ]  DFRA4LYFEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Weren't you leaving forever?
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
well im sorry about my grammar i just dont feel it necessary anymore
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
bouncey, this is why they invented crisis lines. I'm sure that there is one in your area; perhaps you should Google other alternatives to MLIA in your local area, such as crisis lines, free psych clinics or even chatrooms that are concerned with these topics.
 
[ - ]  AJandersonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I agree with Nonagon. I can't take people seriously unless they use proper grammar.
 
[ - ]  DFRA4LYFEGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
bouncey, You weren't going to kill yourself. You're a lying attention whore
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
dfra i almost did kill myself shut up and leave me alone, i am not an attention whore
 
[ - ]  DFRA4LYFEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You really did almost kill yourself? :-(
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
i really almost did and im still thinking about it, im broken so um please dont break something thats already broken
 
[ - ]  DFRA4LYFEGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Oh...I thought that you weren't serious. If you really are, then I only have to say that your death wouldn't affect the world much at all. You're unimportant and useless.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
your right and thats why im probably gonna do it
 
[ - ]  DFRA4LYFEGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
get someone to post pictures
 
[ - ]  AJandersonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I think the posting of your problems on the Internet isn't helping you, bouncey.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
GODDAMMIT don't listen to DFRA! He's a bigass n00b! Anyways, we'd all be responsible for your death, and I don't want that hanging over my head. In the big picture, we're all, for the most part, unimportant; that doesn't mean we should all end our lives!
 
[ - ]  DFRA4LYFEGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
bouncey is unimportant even by subjective human standards.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Hails DFRA.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago
you are a bitch i nicely ask how everyones weekend was and all you have to say is gtfo, im always so nice to all of yall but you know what I HATE ALL OF YOU NO ONE HERE IS A GOOD PERSON, GET A LIFE OR A HEART WHICH EVER COMES FIRST
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
No, see now you're using to much shift. You need to find the middle ground.
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
fuck you
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Well, if you insist. I usually don't move that fast, but for you...
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Owned.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
Pretty awesome :]
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 81 year, 12 months ago
im not so good im still grieving over the break up
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
I'm sorry
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
OP hurt itself in its confusion!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
...Don't tease me with your lies.
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Here Have a prisim berry
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Ok, don't get TOO friendly with the shift key! Geez!
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*Chuckles* I just noticed that, too.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
It's a CAUTION, ya idiot.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
KWin, I'm going to the doctors today :/
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I sents you an e-mail. =/
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*Behaves self*
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*pats on head*
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
That was actually for KW but thank you.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*hair ruffle* Good job. Please continue to behave yourself as I would greatly appreciate it.
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*sniff* Okay.
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Redo from last post: HI everyone! I'm Back!
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Shut up OP. If you are confused then you should give some debate to ending your life.
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Hi I am now using the shift key KW
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Good. Introduce yourself to the punctuation keys yet?
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yawn. Bo-ring.
 
[ - ]  youbigboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Are you still in bed AA
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Still in bed? I haven't been in bed for almost twenty four hours.. I'm at work.
 
[ - ]  PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Ever thought of raping taco bell for a living....
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
What the fuck?
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I yawned when I read that.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Ha!
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*looks up from cereal* agreed. If OP was confused about something as simple as that, how did they ever figure out how to submit a story?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You just reminded me that there are pancakes downstairs...*goes to get breakfast*
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
There are pancakes downstairs? *goes to check*
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
They weren't any. *teary eyed*
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Mmm. . .pancakes. . .
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I have pancakes now. Buttermilk. You are all now jealous.
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yes, yes we are.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*steals pancakes and runs* Not anymore!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I already ate them. They were delicious. ^.^
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You lucky... All the food at my dad's house has to be Gluten and Casein free.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I live in a dorm; I eat what I want.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You. . .you ate dem? *runs away sobbing*
 
[ - ]  SquiggilyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
The creature known as the OP seems to be very easily confused.
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 3Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago
What I learned from these comments: bouncy annoys me, she also seems to want to have sex, she disliked K-dubes, and she lacks the intellect to use the shift and punctuation keys.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Play nice. I'm minimizing this.
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Fine. I'm in a bad mood.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Play nice, DA.
 
[ - ]  Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Meh. Nobody good this. It was a little too mean.
 
[ - ]  live4onceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
It is beyond comprehension what any of you think your doing. Isn't there something past your computer to keep you occupied. I've looked at these chats long enough to see that all of you have hung out around MLIA for way too long. How can you seriously argue with eachother about the mental state of bouncey and whoever else when you're all staring at your computer doing nothing with your life? All of you need to go outside or something.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
You need to open up your mouth and let my penis in.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Ohhhhh snap!
 
[ - ]  live4onceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
That first comment made you look terrible considering you have no idea how old I am.
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*adds to list of things I don't care about*
 
[ - ]  live4onceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*rips up list and lectures "a-dawg" on manners*
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*runs away crying*
 
[ - ]  live4onceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
So now that I've assimilated myself to MLIA's culture, tell me people, why do you do this?
 
[ - ]  andydawg8891Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Shits and Giggles.
 
[ - ]  derpaderpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Did you not notice that you were sat at your computer, arguing on the internet about the lives of people who probably have nothing better to do then spend 5 seconds commenting on a site and then do nothing else, bitching someone out because it's fun? I think you need to review your comment. AND MAYBE GO OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING AND FIND SOMETHING PAST YOUR COMPUTER TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED.
 
[ - ]  MelyMASSACREGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
GOOD POINT! *Thumbs up.* ;D
 
[ - ]  MelyMASSACREGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I'd be confused too. :/
 
[ - ]  spenelli123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I don't know what to think. On one hand it's average- it seems that everyone gets confused by that... but on the other hand, it's really sad that people have to keep mentioning their confusion... AND if I had a third hand, I would point out that it is also sad that companies think people are so stupid that they have to tell people that a can of nuts has nuts in it... hm.
 
[ - ]  kensie24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
my brother is so allergic to peanuts that he could die from the smell so we've learned a bit about this subject. Some companies such as Hershey's are starting to produce candy in peanut-free plants so that kids with allergies can have candy too. They still put the peanut disclaimer on the back just to keep from being sued in the impossible event that someone had went into anaphalactic shock after eating their product.
 

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