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Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I bought a chocolate bar that on the front said "Made in a peanut free facility." When I turned it over to read the back it said "Caution: May contain peanuts." I am thoroughly confused. MLIA
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bouncey Good: 0 Bad: 13 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hi everyone how was yalls weekend
 
KWinchester Good: 5 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Didn't you promise me that you would use proper grammar, capitalization and punctuation?
 
andydawg8891 Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Rut Roe. Someones about to get grammar raped.
 
bouncey Good: 0 Bad: 13 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
go ahead grammer rape me i dont care
 
bouncey Good: 0 Bad: 12 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
look i really just dont care anymore
 
TheSaneManiac Good: 6 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Mmm... Then kindly GTFO.
 
Nonagon Good: 6 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*chants* Get the fuck out get the fuck out get the fuck out!
 
that_girl Good: 1 Bad: 7 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*chants* Screw you Screw you Screw you!!
 
Nonagon Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Wow. I honestly don't give a flying fuck what they do. Do me a favor: bring your attitude WAY down, and stop replying to my comments.
 
that_girl Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
O.o Really? Why the hell do people have to be so fucking mean.... Honestly if you have issues with the way she talks and types the don't read her comments jeez.
 
andydawg8891 Good: 4 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well, technically wouldn't badding the shit out of something you don't wanna read accomplish the same thing?
 
Devils_Advocate Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
We're actually really nice. Honest.
 
KWinchester Good: 7 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
For the upteenth time: MLIA is not the place to spam about your personal issues, problems and other items of that nature. bouncey is a continuous abuser of this and needs to find other outlets in which she can discuss her issues. She has many e-mails of the other users here but, still, continuously posts about her problems and the like on the comments section anyway. We don't want to hear about it and, yet, she continues. Thus, GTFO or STFU.
 
andydawg8891 Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Very nice, matter o fact. I have some candy over in my van there.
 
bouncey Good: 0 Bad: 6 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
kw KISS MY ASS YOU SON OF A BITCH
 
KWinchester Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Funny, since a) I'm a girl and b) ew, you sicko.
 
Nonagon Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Das da troof.
 
that_girl Good: 1 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I can see your point, but you don't have to be a prick about it.
 
KWinchester Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Was I a prick? No. I asked a question since bouncey had promised me that she would use proper grammar, punctuation and spelling in the past. This constitutes as being a prick? Wow, I must be using the dictionary wrong.
 
bouncey Good: 1 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
kw your just such a bitch, sure ive brought my personal life here with me but ive always tried to be nice to everyone, and all i get for it is bitched at
 
KWinchester Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Again, because this is not the place for that. You've talked to a counselor at least once, do it there, not here.
 
andydawg8891 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...and then they kissed?
 
bouncey Good: 0 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
the counciler only has one day a week for me and i Really am in pain right now, im sorry for being so mean for a bit there your not a bitch, your just alittle mean to me
 
KWinchester Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I've actually been a HELL of a lot nicer to you than to other people on here. And I *am* a bitch, by nature.
 
AJanderson Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Q: Does complaining about your personal problems on the Internet help you solve them in any way? A: No.
 
bouncey Good: 1 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
you have been alot nicer and well im sorry i always bring my personal life here i just dont know were to take it sometimes, like when the counciler is gone and my friends arent on there email
 
bouncey Good: 0 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
aj i would be dead right now if i didnt complain on here
 
Nonagon Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sorry bouncey, but we all get a little defensive when someone shows up and doesn't use grammar in the slightest. It's kind of the norm for around here, and we like it.
 
DFRA4LYFE Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Weren't you leaving forever?
 
bouncey Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
well im sorry about my grammar i just dont feel it necessary anymore
 
KWinchester Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
bouncey, this is why they invented crisis lines. I'm sure that there is one in your area; perhaps you should Google other alternatives to MLIA in your local area, such as crisis lines, free psych clinics or even chatrooms that are concerned with these topics.
 
AJanderson Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I agree with Nonagon. I can't take people seriously unless they use proper grammar.
 
DFRA4LYFE Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
bouncey, You weren't going to kill yourself. You're a lying attention whore
 
bouncey Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
dfra i almost did kill myself shut up and leave me alone, i am not an attention whore
 
DFRA4LYFE Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You really did almost kill yourself? :-(
 
bouncey Good: 0 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i really almost did and im still thinking about it, im broken so um please dont break something thats already broken
 
DFRA4LYFE Good: 4 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh...I thought that you weren't serious. If you really are, then I only have to say that your death wouldn't affect the world much at all. You're unimportant and useless.
 
bouncey Good: 1 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
your right and thats why im probably gonna do it
 
DFRA4LYFE Good: 3 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
get someone to post pictures
 
AJanderson Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think the posting of your problems on the Internet isn't helping you, bouncey.
 
Nonagon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
GODDAMMIT don't listen to DFRA! He's a bigass n00b! Anyways, we'd all be responsible for your death, and I don't want that hanging over my head. In the big picture, we're all, for the most part, unimportant; that doesn't mean we should all end our lives!
 
DFRA4LYFE Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
bouncey is unimportant even by subjective human standards.
 
andydawg8891 Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hails DFRA.
 
bouncey Good: 0 Bad: 9 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
you are a bitch i nicely ask how everyones weekend was and all you have to say is gtfo, im always so nice to all of yall but you know what I HATE ALL OF YOU NO ONE HERE IS A GOOD PERSON, GET A LIFE OR A HEART WHICH EVER COMES FIRST
 
Devils_Advocate Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No, see now you're using to much shift. You need to find the middle ground.
 
bouncey Good: 0 Bad: 6 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
fuck you
 
Devils_Advocate Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well, if you insist. I usually don't move that fast, but for you...
 
Nonagon Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Owned.
 
that_girl Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Pretty awesome :]
 
bouncey Good: 0 Bad: 8 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
im not so good im still grieving over the break up
 
that_girl Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm sorry
 
TheSaneManiac Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OP hurt itself in its confusion!
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...Don't tease me with your lies.
 
youbigboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Here Have a prisim berry
 
TheSaneManiac Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ok, don't get TOO friendly with the shift key! Geez!
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Chuckles* I just noticed that, too.
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's a CAUTION, ya idiot.
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
KWin, I'm going to the doctors today :/
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I sents you an e-mail. =/
 
Perfectenpointe Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Behaves self*
 
Devils_Advocate Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*pats on head*
 
Perfectenpointe Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That was actually for KW but thank you.
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*hair ruffle* Good job. Please continue to behave yourself as I would greatly appreciate it.
 
Perfectenpointe Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*sniff* Okay.
 
Perfectenpointe Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Redo from last post: HI everyone! I'm Back!
 
andydawg8891 Good: 3 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Shut up OP. If you are confused then you should give some debate to ending your life.
 
youbigboy Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hi I am now using the shift key KW
 
KWinchester Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Good. Introduce yourself to the punctuation keys yet?
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yawn. Bo-ring.
 
youbigboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Are you still in bed AA
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Still in bed? I haven't been in bed for almost twenty four hours.. I'm at work.
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ever thought of raping taco bell for a living....
 
AlexisAcula Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What the fuck?
 
Mobile Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I yawned when I read that.
 
AlexisAcula Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ha!
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*looks up from cereal* agreed. If OP was confused about something as simple as that, how did they ever figure out how to submit a story?
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You just reminded me that there are pancakes downstairs...*goes to get breakfast*
 
Devils_Advocate Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
There are pancakes downstairs? *goes to check*
 
Devils_Advocate Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
They weren't any. *teary eyed*
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Mmm. . .pancakes. . .
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I have pancakes now. Buttermilk. You are all now jealous.
 
Devils_Advocate Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes, yes we are.
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*steals pancakes and runs* Not anymore!
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I already ate them. They were delicious. ^.^
 
Devils_Advocate Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You lucky... All the food at my dad's house has to be Gluten and Casein free.
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I live in a dorm; I eat what I want.
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You. . .you ate dem? *runs away sobbing*
 
Squiggily Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The creature known as the OP seems to be very easily confused.
 
Devils_Advocate Good: 3 Bad: 7 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What I learned from these comments: bouncy annoys me, she also seems to want to have sex, she disliked K-dubes, and she lacks the intellect to use the shift and punctuation keys.
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Play nice. I'm minimizing this.
 
Devils_Advocate Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Fine. I'm in a bad mood.
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Play nice, DA.
 
Devils_Advocate Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Meh. Nobody good this. It was a little too mean.
 
live4once Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It is beyond comprehension what any of you think your doing. Isn't there something past your computer to keep you occupied. I've looked at these chats long enough to see that all of you have hung out around MLIA for way too long. How can you seriously argue with eachother about the mental state of bouncey and whoever else when you're all staring at your computer doing nothing with your life? All of you need to go outside or something.
 
andydawg8891 Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You need to open up your mouth and let my penis in.
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ohhhhh snap!
 
live4once Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That first comment made you look terrible considering you have no idea how old I am.
 
andydawg8891 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*adds to list of things I don't care about*
 
live4once Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*rips up list and lectures "a-dawg" on manners*
 
andydawg8891 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*runs away crying*
 
live4once Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So now that I've assimilated myself to MLIA's culture, tell me people, why do you do this?
 
andydawg8891 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Shits and Giggles.
 
derpaderp Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Did you not notice that you were sat at your computer, arguing on the internet about the lives of people who probably have nothing better to do then spend 5 seconds commenting on a site and then do nothing else, bitching someone out because it's fun? I think you need to review your comment. AND MAYBE GO OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING AND FIND SOMETHING PAST YOUR COMPUTER TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED.
 
MelyMASSACRE Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
GOOD POINT! *Thumbs up.* ;D
 
MelyMASSACRE Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'd be confused too. :/
 
spenelli123 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't know what to think. On one hand it's average- it seems that everyone gets confused by that... but on the other hand, it's really sad that people have to keep mentioning their confusion... AND if I had a third hand, I would point out that it is also sad that companies think people are so stupid that they have to tell people that a can of nuts has nuts in it... hm.
 
kensie24 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
my brother is so allergic to peanuts that he could die from the smell so we've learned a bit about this subject. Some companies such as Hershey's are starting to produce candy in peanut-free plants so that kids with allergies can have candy too. They still put the peanut disclaimer on the back just to keep from being sued in the impossible event that someone had went into anaphalactic shock after eating their product.
 
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