MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, my brother told me he had to write a paper for his English class about something that impacted his life. Most kids wrote about something serious, such as a relative who had died of cancer. My brother wrote about how when he was a little kid, one time at the fair a pig got out of its cage and chased him. He got an A. I love my brother. MLIA.

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[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*yawn* Monday morning boring posts. I bet he got a c-.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Now, that's an average grade.

[ - ] CowboyshategiantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hi suck cock. Mik r u a man if you r than lets fuck

[ - ] mikecurtin94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

im both pussy and dick

[ - ] CowboyshategiantsGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

mik suck my dick u little hot pussy

[ - ] mikecurtin94Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

oh fucking yah

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Is this a gay thing??? i mean which of you is the guy????????

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

lol seriously

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

awkward

[ - ] mikecurtin94Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

i need someone one to suck my fuck dick and my name is mik

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

WTF???!! woah now ya'll need to calm down i know mcdonalds stories can be erotic but calm down before you jizz yourself

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Lol i told you about sticking in an electrical socket.. Don't keep doin it

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

sorry it was too tempting

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm not payin for ya hispital bill next time...

[ - ] CowboyshategiantsGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I will fuck it for ya

[ - ] mikecurtin94Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Dude your a fucking creep!!!!

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

i agree i really do agree 100%

[ - ] CowboyshategiantsGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

pusssssssssssssssssssssy

[ - ] mikecurtin94Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

i want to eat your pussy ratgirl

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

mike...nooo...your a freak...calm down! i don't need you for that. nor want that from you cuz your scaring me

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Probably

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

lol yeah cuz somehow i still got my ex for that

[ - ] CowboyshategiantsGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

Niggers can go to hell

[ - ] mikecurtin94Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

im a niger ill fucking kick your ass through it in a creek and eat you

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hey dummy you spelled "THROW" wrong....

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

good cuz you need to go to hell for being creepy about me...

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Also "nigger" has 2 G'S... gOD CAN'T YOU SPELL

[ - ] CowboyshategiantsGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

Hi i am bi sexual

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

good for u

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 1Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

lol one time i had gone to wisconsin and my cousin's neighbor had alot of weird animals and there was this white donkey and it pinned me against the fence and started rubbing its head up and down me ferousciously...i felt sooo violated and my mom took a picture of it and on bing when you type in my name its the first picture to show up

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

ok then.... Wow

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

yes pillow baby even though you are sitting next to me right now you still commented after me...congratulations...

[ - ] derpaderpGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Congratulations to you for not being able to figure out the reply button.

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

your a penis....rather than a dick the technical term should be penis

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Dick dirk same thing your still an asshole.. But ya know what you're missin out on my..... Ninja Skilllzzzzz....

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

lol i love that video...maybe we should be doing our business classwork right now

[ - ] derpaderpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh noooo you called me a bad name on the internet for making you feel stupid :'C

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

what penis? thats a great word

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'll comment after you now. Even thought I'm at least 2000 miles away.

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Lol this class sux..... AAAAhhhhhh ma brain is melting.. Oh and pillow baby is ma boyfriend... I'm guetto baby:)

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

now i feel dumb thanx lol

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Its ok i'm not the brightest crayon in the box eihter It's ok. I'm not the brightest crayon un the bix either...

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

??!! wtf you just typed that twice??!!!

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I did? whoops my baaaad.

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

lol maybe i didn't wanna click the reply button. And I am glad that you are at least 2000 miles away. WAIT A MINUTE!!! how do you know how far away you are from me!?? I NEVER said i lives in Wisconsin!!

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm just that good.

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Now I feel like you might be stalking me.....

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Just being a Troll.

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

a troll....gosh i know a chick that looks like a troll she was weird and had puffy hair....i dont know how to take my picture off of bing

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

You don't use a computer much do you.

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

LAWN GNOMEZ ARE ATTACKING!!!!!!

[ - ] derpaderpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

:/ awkward... amadeus laugh...

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

his line for his face was straight

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

andy i use it alot...but im a facebook junkie lol and i spend half my time teaching my mom ho to use it i never got around to bing yet

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I understand. Anyway, I wasn't too far off with the 2000 mile estimate. I live in PA.

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

yes that is indeed far from me for i have visited there too ...it was a long drive...we shoulda flown there

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Penn State 4 Life

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

?? ok uh? penis?

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Your mom is a ho?????????

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

indeed she is

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

WoooooooW!!!!!!!! How much does she charge!!!!jk

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

she's free hun you know how bad she needs to get laid

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Sadly i do... But that aint my job... i got two hoes of my own to deal with... Wait!! youre one of them...

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Why wouldn't he get an A? Obviously it impacted his life, at least when he was little, and if it was written well he deserves an A, even if the topic was stupid.

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

omg!! i am one of your hoes!!! yay!!! lol

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

shweet!!!!! halim quit on me but he said i have an infinite amount of freebies lol

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

that sucks lol imma bout to type these questions in on bing..im having a hard time answering them..business classs is sooo gay

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

ding we have a winner

[ - ] ratgirl10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

btw this sucks idk how to type them in on bing

[ - ] OHEMEFGEEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

hahahaha, this made me 'LOL' out loud :D

[ - ] craftypantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Lives cannot be "impacted." If your *English* teacher asked you to write a paper about something that "impacted" your life you should smack them in the face for being a shitty teacher.

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