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Life is pretty normal today.
Today, my brother told me he had to write a paper for his English class about something that impacted his life. Most kids wrote about something serious, such as a relative who had died of cancer. My brother wrote about how when he was a little kid, one time at the fair a pig got out of its cage and chased him. He got an A. I love my brother. MLIA.
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andydawg8891 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*yawn* Monday morning boring posts. I bet he got a c-.
 
Mobile Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Now, that's an average grade.
 
Cowboyshategiants Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hi suck cock. Mik r u a man if you r than lets fuck
 
mikecurtin94 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
im both pussy and dick
 
Cowboyshategiants Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
mik suck my dick u little hot pussy
 
mikecurtin94 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
oh fucking yah
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Is this a gay thing??? i mean which of you is the guy????????
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lol seriously
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
awkward
 
mikecurtin94 Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i need someone one to suck my fuck dick and my name is mik
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
WTF???!! woah now ya'll need to calm down i know mcdonalds stories can be erotic but calm down before you jizz yourself
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lol i told you about sticking in an electrical socket.. Don't keep doin it
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
sorry it was too tempting
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm not payin for ya hispital bill next time...
 
Cowboyshategiants Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I will fuck it for ya
 
mikecurtin94 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ok
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Dude your a fucking creep!!!!
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i agree i really do agree 100%
 
Cowboyshategiants Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
pusssssssssssssssssssssy
 
mikecurtin94 Good: 0 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i want to eat your pussy ratgirl
 
ratgirl10 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
mike...nooo...your a freak...calm down! i don't need you for that. nor want that from you cuz your scaring me
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Probably
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lol yeah cuz somehow i still got my ex for that
 
Cowboyshategiants Good: 0 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Niggers can go to hell
 
mikecurtin94 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
im a niger ill fucking kick your ass through it in a creek and eat you
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hey dummy you spelled "THROW" wrong....
 
ratgirl10 Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
good cuz you need to go to hell for being creepy about me...
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Also "nigger" has 2 G'S... gOD CAN'T YOU SPELL
 
Cowboyshategiants Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hi i am bi sexual
 
ratgirl10 Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
good for u
 
ratgirl10 Good: 1 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lol one time i had gone to wisconsin and my cousin's neighbor had alot of weird animals and there was this white donkey and it pinned me against the fence and started rubbing its head up and down me ferousciously...i felt sooo violated and my mom took a picture of it and on bing when you type in my name its the first picture to show up
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ok then.... Wow
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
yes pillow baby even though you are sitting next to me right now you still commented after me...congratulations...
 
derpaderp Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Congratulations to you for not being able to figure out the reply button.
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
your a penis....rather than a dick the technical term should be penis
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Dick dirk same thing your still an asshole.. But ya know what you're missin out on my..... Ninja Skilllzzzzz....
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lol i love that video...maybe we should be doing our business classwork right now
 
derpaderp Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh noooo you called me a bad name on the internet for making you feel stupid :'C
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
what penis? thats a great word
 
andydawg8891 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'll comment after you now. Even thought I'm at least 2000 miles away.
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lol this class sux..... AAAAhhhhhh ma brain is melting.. Oh and pillow baby is ma boyfriend... I'm guetto baby:)
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
now i feel dumb thanx lol
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Its ok i'm not the brightest crayon in the box eihter It's ok. I'm not the brightest crayon un the bix either...
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
??!! wtf you just typed that twice??!!!
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I did? whoops my baaaad.
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lol maybe i didn't wanna click the reply button. And I am glad that you are at least 2000 miles away. WAIT A MINUTE!!! how do you know how far away you are from me!?? I NEVER said i lives in Wisconsin!!
 
andydawg8891 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm just that good.
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Now I feel like you might be stalking me.....
 
andydawg8891 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Just being a Troll.
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
a troll....gosh i know a chick that looks like a troll she was weird and had puffy hair....i dont know how to take my picture off of bing
 
andydawg8891 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You don't use a computer much do you.
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
LAWN GNOMEZ ARE ATTACKING!!!!!!
 
derpaderp Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
:|
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
:[
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
:/ awkward... amadeus laugh...
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
his line for his face was straight
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
andy i use it alot...but im a facebook junkie lol and i spend half my time teaching my mom ho to use it i never got around to bing yet
 
andydawg8891 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I understand. Anyway, I wasn't too far off with the 2000 mile estimate. I live in PA.
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
yes that is indeed far from me for i have visited there too ...it was a long drive...we shoulda flown there
 
andydawg8891 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Penn State 4 Life
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
?? ok uh? penis?
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Your mom is a ho?????????
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
indeed she is
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
WoooooooW!!!!!!!! How much does she charge!!!!jk
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
she's free hun you know how bad she needs to get laid
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sadly i do... But that aint my job... i got two hoes of my own to deal with... Wait!! youre one of them...
 
Lolzbucket Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why wouldn't he get an A? Obviously it impacted his life, at least when he was little, and if it was written well he deserves an A, even if the topic was stupid.
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
omg!! i am one of your hoes!!! yay!!! lol
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
shweet!!!!! halim quit on me but he said i have an infinite amount of freebies lol
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
that sucks lol imma bout to type these questions in on bing..im having a hard time answering them..business classs is sooo gay
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ding we have a winner
 
ratgirl10 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
btw this sucks idk how to type them in on bing
 
OHEMEFGEE Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hahahaha, this made me 'LOL' out loud :D
 
craftypants Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lives cannot be "impacted." If your *English* teacher asked you to write a paper about something that "impacted" your life you should smack them in the face for being a shitty teacher.
 
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