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Today, I tried #15 of the 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. I walked around the store and put bags of candy in random people's carts. When I was checking out, the mother ahead of me was arguing with her young son. He kept saying "But Mom, it's magic candy! We HAVE to get it!!!" She gave in and bought it. You're welcome, little one. MLIA

#665644 Comments: 16 Vote: average 5041meh 285Share

[ - ] PoisonGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

Spoiled brat.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

Yup. He's a bad egg.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

<font size=5873298572394>MEH. [I wish it could get that big. LOLOLOLOL.]

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

You forgot the </font size>.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

Nawh, you just did it for me.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

The mom's not grateful.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

The only magic candy is the one that pops in your mouth <3 *Actually leaves now*

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

G'night.

[ - ] iloverockGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

G'nome.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

night haha.. I fucking hate homework.. anyways byee <3

[ - ] heinnlinnGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

another getting-kicked-out-of-walmart story... i'm gonna kick your stupid ass

[ - ] andydawg8891Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*hands ass kicking shoes*

[ - ] derpaderpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Do not want.

[ - ] peislanderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

u've done that child a great kindness lol... PS pop rocks RRRR realy the magic candy

[ - ] olkus234Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

did you ever think that it is quite possible for the kid to put candy in his own cart? i mean other people like candy

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

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We did it! We sponsored a well

Well done!