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Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I tried #15 of the 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. I walked around the store and put bags of candy in random people's carts. When I was checking out, the mother ahead of me was arguing with her young son. He kept saying "But Mom, it's magic candy! We HAVE to get it!!!" She gave in and bought it. You're welcome, little one. MLIA
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Poison Good: 2 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Spoiled brat.
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 1 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yup. He's a bad egg.
 
AlexisAcula Good: 1 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
<font size=5873298572394>MEH. [I wish it could get that big. LOLOLOLOL.]
 
Mobile Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You forgot the </font size>.
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Nawh, you just did it for me.
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The mom's not grateful.
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The only magic candy is the one that pops in your mouth <3 *Actually leaves now*
 
Mobile Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
G'night.
 
iloverock Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
G'nome.
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
night haha.. I fucking hate homework.. anyways byee <3
 
heinnlinn Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
another getting-kicked-out-of-walmart story... i'm gonna kick your stupid ass
 
andydawg8891 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*hands ass kicking shoes*
 
derpaderp Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Do not want.
 
peislander Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
u've done that child a great kindness lol... PS pop rocks RRRR realy the magic candy
 
olkus234 Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
did you ever think that it is quite possible for the kid to put candy in his own cart? i mean other people like candy
 
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