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Today,I was babysitting a 8 year old girl who wanted me to read her a bedtime story. Near the end of the book my foot began to fall asleep. I let her know so i could ajust my leg. She looked up at me wide-eyed then turned around and began shaking my foot as she screamed "WAKE UP! WAKE UP FOOT! YOU CAN'T DIE! I JUST GOT OVER DUMBLEDOORS DEATH,UGH!" then proceeded to turn around to me like nothing happened.This girl's going places. MLIA

#665588 Comments: 20 Vote: average 4231meh 712Share

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

The psychiatric hospital, maybe.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Take that Macho Man Randy Savage. Ya jerk!

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Bullshit.

[ - ] rubyking11Good: 14Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That'd be a lot cooler if you could spell Dumbledore.

[ - ] justcallmeharrypotterGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Yeah. This is an insult to his memory.

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

Uhhhhh... so do you like put this on every story or what?!

[ - ] bookworm12Good: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You spelled Dumbledore wrong...stupid...

[ - ] ZombieIdolGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Dumbledore + "This girl is going places". Hm only 2 cliches?

[ - ] lmaoLARRYGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

LMFAO DUMBLEDOOR

[ - ] SmurfinLennonGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

What is... "Dumbledoor"? :)

[ - ] crazyhistorianGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

How does a foot falling asleep have anything to do with Dumbledore dying?

[ - ] Jason4Good: 10Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

OMG, you may be the dumbest person who has ever gotten a story published on MLIA. First off, the made up story that you wrote is totally unbelievable. What does a foot falling asleep have to do with Harry Potter...at all?! Secondly, there is nothing in this post that would lead me to believe this girl was 'going places'. sigh. This post is lamer than FDR's legs...

[ - ] tamraterrorGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

You could atleast OPEN a Harry Potter book if you're going to post a fake mlia about it.

[ - ] turnedoffTVgreyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Are you retarded?

[ - ] ShaazaamGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

OP.. really? This is crap.

[ - ] popsewiniGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

You get a meh for spelling 'Dumbledore' wrong. Fail.

[ - ] WeAllLiveInAYellowSubmarineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Thank you! I was about to call OP out on that.

[ - ] WeAllLiveInAYellowSubmarineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Thank you! I was about to call OP out on that.

[ - ] WeAllLiveInAYellowSubmarineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Double post, my bad.

[ - ] NarutoFan1782Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's spelled Dumbledore.

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