Today,I was babysitting a 8 year old girl who wanted me to read her a bedtime story. Near the end of the book my foot began to fall asleep. I let her know so i could ajust my leg. She looked up at me wide-eyed then turned around and began shaking my foot as she screamed "WAKE UP! WAKE UP FOOT! YOU CAN'T DIE! I JUST GOT OVER DUMBLEDOORS DEATH,UGH!" then proceeded to turn around to me like nothing happened.This girl's going places. MLIA
The psychiatric hospital, maybe.
Take that Macho Man Randy Savage. Ya jerk!
Bullshit.
That'd be a lot cooler if you could spell Dumbledore.
Yeah. This is an insult to his memory.
Uhhhhh... so do you like put this on every story or what?!
You spelled Dumbledore wrong...stupid...
Dumbledore + "This girl is going places". Hm only 2 cliches?
LMFAO DUMBLEDOOR
What is... "Dumbledoor"?
:)
How does a foot falling asleep have anything to do with Dumbledore dying?
OMG, you may be the dumbest person who has ever gotten a story published on MLIA. First off, the made up story that you wrote is totally unbelievable. What does a foot falling asleep have to do with Harry Potter...at all?! Secondly, there is nothing in this post that would lead me to believe this girl was 'going places'. sigh. This post is lamer than FDR's legs...
You could atleast OPEN a Harry Potter book if you're going to post a fake mlia about it.
Are you retarded?
OP.. really? This is crap.
You get a meh for spelling 'Dumbledore' wrong. Fail.
Thank you! I was about to call OP out on that.
Thank you! I was about to call OP out on that.
Double post, my bad.
It's spelled Dumbledore.
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