Once, I got home from school and my mom was sitting at the dining room table looking unusually serious. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that she had something important to tell me. I sat down, and she said, "I want you to know that if you ever come across an armadillo, DO NOT touch it under any circumstances. They spread leprosy." I live in Maryland, and I have never seen an armadillo in my life. I was rendered completely speechless. MLIA
The worst.
I burst
I drove a hurse?
I own a purse... sorry had to be included :)
I'll rape you where it hurts.
For me, rape never hurts ;)
*initiates pitchfork rape*
*Faking the pain but clearly enjoying it.
Oh calm down, I kid, I kid :)
*takes out chainsaw, hammer and ducttape
Raises eyebrow curiously as to what he/she plans to do with those objects.
I voted against this one because it was too long, then it got posted. I read it. Shouldn't have bothered.
I drove a hurse?
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Is an armadillo like those animal things? ur.. with like meh fuck it.
Sorry just decided to reply instead
So it doesnt get lost...
The saints arth cumming
That doesn't sound like a very saint like thing to do.
Christian porn, now with saints!
Armadillo.
I shall become as famous as mobile one day. REMEMBER ME!
Already forgotten
Remember who?
Not like that, you won't (-_-)
Tsk tsk. *waggles finger*
I like how I'm "famous."
There be famous people on these MLIA streets.
Oh you love it!
You're not famous, you're like the troll god of MLIA
Why 'troll' god?
No idea.
Okay, first off, saying "first" is what trolls do. You are guilty of that. Then, you accuse one of the few people on here who are as anti-troll as can be as being one. You sir, are pissing on your own intelligence right now.
I IZ THE (retired) TROLL 'ROUND THESE HERE PARTS! *puffs out chest*
Intelligence?? What the hell is that??
Intelligence? Really? ... I have no hope for the planet. Let me try in your language: DUUURRRRRRRRRRRR, SMART STUFF IN YOUR HEAD.
The electric impulses that control your personality and behaviourial patterns??
... Are you just trying to piss me off?
Oh indeed, i'm so boooooored
Well, you know, once I've figured that out, you've lost all hope as to obtaining that goal.
Troll? How am I a troll?
You live in a cave, and eat humans
My laptop battery is at 12%
:O Charge it! I don 19t want it to die :(
why does that keep happening to you when you rightttt?!?!?
also... Whats your name? just first name.
Who are you asking?
youuuuuu, cause you live in Brisbane... you never know, I might be bestfriends with you.. though i doubt it.
charge it :D
Ok what is with my computer and adding 19 to everything? (rhetorical question :))
bahahah i just asked that above!
Haha, my bad, well my name is Genevieve :) haha what is yours? Just call me Gen, my name is way to long!
hehe HI GEN! and my name is SARAH! but you may call me nips..
Haha, HELLO NIPS?! In a completely non stalkerish way, what school do you go to? It 19s OK if you don 19t want to answer.
haha hmm I dont want people to stalk me! but i go to a school in in city...with er... hmm Eh its hard!! ill think about it some more.. what about you?
Haha, well I live just outside the city like taking bus it would be like 20ish minutes. Haha, it would have been freaky as if we were like neighbours or something!
haha yes it would be!!
Haha, I shall be watching my neighbours houses very carefully from now on (suspicious eyes)
Tomorrow afternoon, I will go outside and do the chicken dance... if you see someone doing that Its me.
Yes, and I shall stand on my car and sing a pretty song while attempting the moon walk, if you see a person doing that, either they are a physco and run, or it is me.. if it is you should also run :0
i will give them a hug and hope they dont rape me :D
Thank you captain obvious
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU!?!?!?! YOU WERE BEING SO NICE BEFORE YOU NOW YOU ARE BEING A FUCKING DICK! hehe caps rape.
I'm bored, frida, won't let me leave-.-
And who might Frida be?
just leave hahaha dont make a douche of yourself.
Frida is a friend, and she'll give me a kebab if i stay-.- so torn
go buy your own kebab..
May I have a kebab?
I don't have any money-.-
Oh the conundrums of the world. I fear I must depart fellow MLIAians, but do not fret I might be here tomorrow. You lucky people :) ( I swear to god if there is a 19 in there I will stab it)
byeeeeeeeeee... watch out for someone dancing tomorrow arvo...
...? ummm... im speechless...
Maryland. Just made my day.
This is not true. They are used as a research model for leprosy, but they don't carry it.
They do carry it. Some claim it's because experimental ones escaped, but it's not entirely clear. At any rate, it's pretty well established. Cecil Adams says so, I know one person who was told by the federal(?) government (back in the 60s) that they had to stop eating armadillo (an old Texas 'favorite') due to it.
You use proper grammar, AND you live in Maryland. Twin :)
You don't have armadillos?
They're out there...
is maryland like really boring because i forgot it was a state for like 3 years...not to be mean or anything...
It can be, it is usually forgotten. It's kind of neglected...Like North and South Dakota..People forget it's there...But thats why North Dakota is my favorite state. Haha.
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