MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 3Bad: 141 year, 12 months ago

You know what? No.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 1Bad: 181 year, 12 months ago

You know what? No.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 1Bad: 171 year, 12 months ago

You know what? No.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 1Bad: 181 year, 12 months ago

You know what? No.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 1Bad: 171 year, 12 months ago

You know what? No.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 11Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

sorry quadruple post. D; i feel so ashamed

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*inserts something somewhere unpleasant*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

How could you put that stick of butter in their ear..?

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It was a quad fail! How could I not?

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*quint

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh alright. Carry on. *hands a loaf of bread* You know where this goes, I assume.

[ - ] cosnersGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*grabs it and proceeds to eat it*

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

In my mouth, of course. *noms*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*slaps cosners* THAT IS NOT YOURS.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

i deserved it. stupid laptop. this is why i need a mac

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It's not your computer. It's the site. Happens to lots of people.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*flaunts mac*

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Notice the coincidence that you got the same rating on them...almost.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Quintuple actually. You almost tied the record.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

damn. i failed again. i should go to fmylife.

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Was that to be the first commenter, or were you saying yes to the ""Do you shower with your clothes on because you're uncomfortable with your body?" part?

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

No. She wanted to be first.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I was saying yes to the brothers question.

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Never mind then

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Ah. ok. It could go either way.

[ - ] OnAStickGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Seems more like an FML to me...

[ - ] cosnersGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

No, it was a funny situation for OP. I don't get how this could be an FML.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Your brother needs your permission to use the toilet? What the hell?

[ - ] InsertSomethingGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

'Cause the OP was shaving?

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Maybe the borther was just polite...

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

brother...

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

You missed the point there.

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I believe I did.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I'd be pissed if I were in the bathroom and one of my siblings barged in without asking.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I guess it's good there is no stupid sounding sentance at the end.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Sentence.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Verb tense -.-

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

... where?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Wait, so what you're saying is you WEREN'T taking a shower? Just trying to make sure, because it wasn't clear. *Stabs OP in the legs*

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

No no no, she was JUST shaving. Just shaving. That's all, just shaving. Her legs. Shaving them.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Oh. I guess I missed the part where she said that. It's really subtle.

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I had to search for it with a magnifying glass. It was hard.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

You need to get your i's checked.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I lost my iGlasses at the strip club.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

... And your mom says "hi".

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Maybe you should go on a diet, OP.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

"No, I shower with my clothes on because you're in here, perv."

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

My love!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Hi there, darling. What's new?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Nothing. I have to go to the doctors tomorrow :/

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Oh no! Are you sick?? I'm gonna be a doctor one day! :)

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Yay! Umm I don't know...my iron pill doesn't seem to be working so they're going to check for other things now.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Oh strange. Are you anemic? I hope you'll be okayyyy!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Yes, I am. But yeah, they might end up checking my bone marrow which will suck.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Oh yeah that would totally suck. Tell the doctor you want him to kiss it better and then insist that it always worked when your mom did it. Also, I wish there was a more reliable way for us to talk. :)

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Eh, I hate the doctors so I don't talk very much when I'm there. Haha. But yes, that would be nice.

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Dude! That sucks! Do you guys know each other?

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Haha oh no you're going to hate future-me! And not really, nom. Just internetally.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Well, I only hate the doctors because they're always taking my blood, and I hate needles haha.

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Thought so. Still, that would be pretty amazing....I get what you mean. Internal connections are the best.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I'm sorry, that sucks. :( So what else is new? Anything exciting going on?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

My birthday is next month!

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

MLIIncest

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Your life is incest? Disturbing.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

So was your mom last night. I was talking about RBBs comment ^^

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Disturbing? Or sexy?

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Hmm, that's a tough decision. I'ma have to stick with disturbing.

[ - ] rattamattafragalaphiaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Prude!!! Ha ha, no, I actually agree with you here. Even though I'm from Tennessee...

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Oh my.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Thanks for claryfying the shaving thing twice.

[ - ] MobileGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Your body is good enough for me. *rapes body* Happy?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Rapes body = molests. Is that a better term? How about gropes? No? Does firmly caress suit your liking?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*raises hand* I like the firmly caressing one.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I like bodily rape. Pretend I said firmly caress.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*goods*

[ - ] nomx3xDGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Much better

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Me too. It has a nice ring to it.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I prefer "fondles lovingly".

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

But I didn't do that.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

So he was completely okay with peeing while he assumed you were bathing. *shudders*

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

She was peeing in the shower whilst he was peeing in the toilet. It was a family pee-fest.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

That sounds scandalous.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

You said that and I heard it in the voice of the Ashleys from the show Recess. I used to love that cartoon.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Oh my gosh. You just reminded me of my childhood. Wasn't that a movie too?

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Indeed it was. I think ninjas took over their school. I wonder if that show is on DVD anywhere.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

A jamborpee!

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

A hootenanpee. I was reaching on that one.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Andy Sixx is so good looking! <3

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*crosses out Andy Sixx and replaces with RBB*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hahaha I <3 you.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*inserts an "and TMPM" after RBB's name*

[ - ] ProceedGood: 5Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago

Today I wanted my legs wet. I had lingerie on. My 10-year-old brother came in. I let him. And while he was going at it he says, "I am uncomfortable with your body." I put my penis in his vag. I'm a girl. MLIA

[ - ] ailiriciriliaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

My mom thinks I shower with clothes on... =/

[ - ] imcerealGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...did anyone notice that it was a Fred quote?

[ - ] jodisaurrGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Did it ever occur to you that people DO watch Fred on Youtube? Maybe that's why the kid said it. I quote from Fred sometimes too...

[ - ] sunnyteaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I lol'd.

[ - ] alexisssGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

So you stayed in the bathroom while your brother was peeing? Ew.

[ - ] xxMyLifeIsTooAveragexxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

100th Commment!!!! Woooo!! :DD -.- not that it matters...

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