Today I had the shower running to simply wet my legs so I could shave them. I also had shorts & a t-shirt on because all I needed to do was shave, not shower. My 10-year-old brother then asked to use the toilet. I let him. And while he was leaving he goes, "Do you shower with your clothes on because you're uncomfortable with your body?" MLIA
Yes.
sorry quadruple post. D; i feel so ashamed
*inserts something somewhere unpleasant*
How could you put that stick of butter in their ear..?
It was a quad fail! How could I not?
*quint
Oh alright. Carry on. *hands a loaf of bread* You know where this goes, I assume.
*grabs it and proceeds to eat it*
In my mouth, of course. *noms*
*slaps cosners* THAT IS NOT YOURS.
i deserved it. stupid laptop. this is why i need a mac
It's not your computer. It's the site. Happens to lots of people.
*flaunts mac*
Notice the coincidence that you got the same rating on them...almost.
Quintuple actually. You almost tied the record.
damn. i failed again. i should go to fmylife.
Was that to be the first commenter, or were you saying yes to the ""Do you shower with your clothes on because you're uncomfortable with your body?" part?
No. She wanted to be first.
I was saying yes to the brothers question.
Never mind then
Ah. ok. It could go either way.
Seems more like an FML to me...
No, it was a funny situation for OP. I don't get how this could be an FML.
Your brother needs your permission to use the toilet? What the hell?
'Cause the OP was shaving?
Maybe the borther was just polite...
brother...
You missed the point there.
I believe I did.
I'd be pissed if I were in the bathroom and one of my siblings barged in without asking.
I guess it's good there is no stupid sounding sentance at the end.
Sentence.
Verb tense -.-
... where?
Wait, so what you're saying is you WEREN'T taking a shower? Just trying to make sure, because it wasn't clear. *Stabs OP in the legs*
No no no, she was JUST shaving. Just shaving. That's all, just shaving. Her legs. Shaving them.
Oh. I guess I missed the part where she said that. It's really subtle.
I had to search for it with a magnifying glass. It was hard.
You need to get your i's checked.
I lost my iGlasses at the strip club.
... And your mom says "hi".
Maybe you should go on a diet, OP.
"No, I shower with my clothes on because you're in here, perv."
My love!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi there, darling. What's new?
Nothing. I have to go to the doctors tomorrow :/
Oh no! Are you sick?? I'm gonna be a doctor one day! :)
Yay! Umm I don't know...my iron pill doesn't seem to be working so they're going to check for other things now.
Oh strange. Are you anemic? I hope you'll be okayyyy!
Yes, I am. But yeah, they might end up checking my bone marrow which will suck.
Oh yeah that would totally suck. Tell the doctor you want him to kiss it better and then insist that it always worked when your mom did it. Also, I wish there was a more reliable way for us to talk. :)
Eh, I hate the doctors so I don't talk very much when I'm there. Haha. But yes, that would be nice.
Dude! That sucks! Do you guys know each other?
Haha oh no you're going to hate future-me! And not really, nom. Just internetally.
Well, I only hate the doctors because they're always taking my blood, and I hate needles haha.
Thought so. Still, that would be pretty amazing....I get what you mean. Internal connections are the best.
I'm sorry, that sucks. :( So what else is new? Anything exciting going on?
My birthday is next month!
MLIIncest
Your life is incest? Disturbing.
So was your mom last night. I was talking about RBBs comment ^^
Disturbing? Or sexy?
Hmm, that's a tough decision. I'ma have to stick with disturbing.
Prude!!! Ha ha, no, I actually agree with you here. Even though I'm from Tennessee...
Oh my.
Thanks for claryfying the shaving thing twice.
Your body is good enough for me. *rapes body* Happy?
Rapes body = molests. Is that a better term? How about gropes? No? Does firmly caress suit your liking?
*raises hand* I like the firmly caressing one.
I like bodily rape. Pretend I said firmly caress.
*goods*
Much better
Me too. It has a nice ring to it.
I prefer "fondles lovingly".
But I didn't do that.
So he was completely okay with peeing while he assumed you were bathing. *shudders*
She was peeing in the shower whilst he was peeing in the toilet. It was a family pee-fest.
That sounds scandalous.
You said that and I heard it in the voice of the Ashleys from the show Recess. I used to love that cartoon.
Oh my gosh. You just reminded me of my childhood. Wasn't that a movie too?
Indeed it was. I think ninjas took over their school. I wonder if that show is on DVD anywhere.
A jamborpee!
A hootenanpee. I was reaching on that one.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Andy Sixx is so good looking! <3
*crosses out Andy Sixx and replaces with RBB*
Hahaha I <3 you.
*inserts an "and TMPM" after RBB's name*
My mom thinks I shower with clothes on... =/
...did anyone notice that it was a Fred quote?
Did it ever occur to you that people DO watch Fred on Youtube? Maybe that's why the kid said it. I quote from Fred sometimes too...
I lol'd.
So you stayed in the bathroom while your brother was peeing? Ew.
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