Today I was walking downstairs to get an average breakfast and my mom told me about a site she found. MLIA.
I did?
I knew OP didn't have a sense of humor.
I like how it's not even a real website.
WHAT?!
Woah, woah, woah, that's a bit too far.
I was only trying to dish open the squiggle.
My boobs are very real, thank you. :)
My boobs are real...
I don't have boobs. :|
I'm a dude. (:
It's ok, Gorteh, you can share mine.
YES I DO! SHUT UP D:
What? What are you talking about? Circa is a dude.
Circafan is an it. Psh.
As I recall, Circafan is actually a verb.
I did... a couple of times *hangs head in shame*
me too :'(
it's okay, i did too :(
MLIA is really not that great anymore, I've had funny/TRUE stories that havent been published but yet crap like this gets through?
That is completely true. I tried to publish a story four times. It takes about a month to show up.
I don't get the OP...
I WILL MEH YOU TO DEATH OP.
SPAM!SPAM!SPAM! Okay I'm done.
*MAPS
yakO
How lame. And that's coming from me..
I will not look at your porn, OP.
Average breakfast? As opposed to...?
...I didn't even catch that. I saw the URL and said "Fuck it."
Fudge you. *censored for the children*
I don't wanna be a whore! *cries*
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.
I never did. I never did. I never did. I never did. I never did. I never did. I never did.
my mind's tellin' me nooooooo! but my body! my body's tellin' me yyyyyyeeesssss!
Isn't it past your bedtime, cutie?
Ha, you just called her a cutie..because..her username...but it sounded like...ok, i'll shut up now. :)
YOU ARE THE SAME PERSON AS CUTIE.
No, i'm not?
I am not LLL
Winchester, how about you learn about the magic of the line break/new line/carriage return before you lecture people.
Good Idea. haha
lol i thought it looked weird too
Hey, my pure mind doesn't need to be soiled.
KW, looks like SOMEONES not getting over their 6th grade years.
Looks like SOMEONE doesn't know how to use a reply button. Idiot.
Was that aimed at me or no, K-Dubs?
That's what I had thought. They're also missing an apostraphe.
OH! A burn contest! I haven't done that since sixth grade! How clever of you! [!]
...Yeah, you're not funny.
whoa, horrible come-back. fail. honestly, just end it all now.
This has happened a lot today.
i saw the URL and thought... yea no the comments will tell me what it is :P
Does this mean OP is like... thirty?
Yes... and OP still lives with their mom...
A thirty year-old pedophile, yes.
Not necessarily. My 18-year-old friend's mom is 60.
I'm 12 and my dad is 55.
twelve? o.o
Close here. My dad's 57, and I'm 14.
im 16 and my dad 41
Im 14 my dad will be 60 soon....
Who knew that questions end with question marks? Oh. I guess I did.
The OP didn't.
8.5
id say like 9
8.5 is like 9... just a little less.
Exactly .5 less!
Math FTW!
NOT over a 9.8. There is always room for improvement.
A VERY POTTTER MUSICAL! ^Draco Malfoy talking about Hermione Granger.^
We're there. We've reached that point.
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.
Product Placement!
*showers sexily in slow-motion with Axe body wash*
*fast fowards through commercials*
*showers sexily in fast-motion with Axe body wash*
*buys Axe* Can girls wear Axe too?
If you want to smell manly.
I just asked that to confuse people.
I'm a girl and I wear axe deoderant. I get compliments all the time.
*Takes off underwear* Is your underwear uncomfortable? Well, then try this! It's called ComfyUndy!
Fruit of the loom! *random apple guy sings, grape's phone rings, grape ruins the commercial*
Shh...
This is just a stupid advertisement, and makes no sense whatsoever unless you actually go to the link, which OP should know we can't be bothered to do.
The link isn't even real.
The website wouldn't even work..
Wow. Spam, and we can't even bad it to make it go away.
Am I the only one to notice this, but this has 40,000 averages... and it has been up for like 3 minutes...?
I just noticed that, random spambot. :|
Oh dang. I thought that just said 4,000 which I still found odd for being a new story.
It is already the best one this month...
What the... ?
Today, I was walking downstairs to get an average blowjob and my mom told me about a dildo she found. I thought it would be lame but it's actually stimulating. Who knew 60 year olds had a good set of tits. MLIA
Anyone been to the 8008 lately?
yes
Wow, really? I didn't see you there.
That's because I'm inside your head. Duh!
I have no opinion on this.
Too many fairies. This isn't Peter Pan.
Wait. It's not... Shit. See y'all. *runs off sprinkling fairydust on cool commenters*
Am I a cool commenter?! *bribes with a nickel*
Yay! I can fly now! Or is that 'fairy dust'?
Mine's a special AGLAB variant of 'fairy dust'.
Mmmm, even better! :D
Mine makes you float on water. And hold your breath for an hour.
So you can go into the Great Lake?
Well of course it's better. But you'll have to find out what else it does ;)
Yes.
*hopes to be sprinkled*
*sprinkles*
I just read that as 'hopes to be spanked'. :|
*spanks* Oops.
Don't stop. You can use the riding crop if you want, too.
Yess. See, this is why I love you.
What happened to mermaids, or vampires that didn't look like they were crapped on by unicorns...
Hey other fairy!
Salutations.
Hey man, I saw this in a trip once. That was a good trip...
We have a lot of fairies here. How come no one gave me the memo?
Meh.
Why would I listen to a person who still living with his mom?
This is a festival of meh.
Is this themediadude? Peace
Too much peace.
Naw, man, there's never enough
This post is a symphony entitled "Fail." This lovely masterpiece is played in the key of MEH.
Ha. Thats funny. good job =]____ Why is this post one of the top from this week? I don't even get it.
Ok, you creepy 30 year old mother-loving pedophile, you will NOT, I repeat: will NOT spam MLIA.
Dude, pick an insult and stick to it.
I prefer to list the negatives.
Dear spam bots, you piss me off because you think that your life is average. News flash- it's not.
The game, man, the game.
Are you kidding me? Cruel hippie! Now I've lost the game...
FUCKBERRIES! I just lost the game.
Sorry, man... You're supposed to let people know... I don't want to cheat. Peace.
Rawr.
its a fake site
it's not even a real frickin' website, why the fuck is this one accepted, but not ones that are real?
You remind me of the story, "The Emperor's New Coat".
Doctor Octagonapus, man...
Does anyone else notice the 40,000 averages? Im pooping my pants
I'm sure you're mom also introduced you to Facebook. "SO ENTERTAINING!" Not.
is this post spam?
40K average?
It's a bot.
its actually mysteryimage.com (:
Yeah I go on it sometimes :)
...what do you do!? D:
Why do people let in MLIA's that are just blatantly whoring sites/groups/themselves?
This got an apathetic 'meh' from me.
Dear diary... Mood: Apathetic.
y r u there so many average votes i dont evn get it sum1 want to explain it 2 me...
I don't get it either... Its not a real site, but I don't know if the name is supposed to be funny...
I hate it when people don't know how to spell properly. :\
i HaTe iT wHeN pEoPle UsE nAmEs LiKe ThIs..Isn't it so annoying?
My little sister thinks it's cute, and I love her.. If this makes her happy, then so be it :)
wait, I don't get why so many people are averageing it... Its not a real site. Thats not funny. That 60 year old woman is indirectly bullying me :(
What?
Sooooooo will this get taken down?
Why does this have so many average votes?
No! MLIA has been invaded! We must fight back!
I DON'T GET IT.
i don't get it
This is gay! It's not even a real website so what's the point!?
Well, had you read some replies, you'd know the OP meant mysteryimage.com
I'm so confused. >_____>
Hi.
it is a website buuuut yohave to spell out image correctly... ;P
i dont get it! its not working! lol
I'm bored. Vote and comment? http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1041174
Your mum is 60??
Why are all of you so fucking gay? Jesus...
200th comment! On this LAME / FAKE STORY?
Why is this story best of this month but most people know it's fake?
they took off the website name!?^^^^^^^^
?? i still dont get how this is funny..or average
wait... now the post says "today i went downstairs to get an average breakfast and my mom told me about a site she found. mlia." wasn't it originally something else and it said what the site was? i don't get it.
i dont get it
They should really have some admins on this website, to ban people who make stupid comments as such the users EugenieWeenie's first comment. Or at least there be a 'report' button.
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