MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] themediadudeGood: 14Bad: 82 years, 3 months ago

Yay something that's finally average, www.amirite.net ?

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

www.didhecrosstheborder.com

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

www.yeshedid.org

[ - ] neonblackGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

www.buthetookthecat.org

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

www.notthecatinsertshockedfacehere.co.uk

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

www.mashedpotatoes.com

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

www.zombies.com

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

TMPM?

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*http://www.mashedpotatoes.org/ This one is real.

[ - ] violetobsidianGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I'm scared to go there.

[ - ] MoblleGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

Hey! None of these are real! I tried them all. >:(

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

www.PacificnorthwestFTW.com

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

www.youhavenolife.com This one is real. Try it out.

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

www.zombies.com is real. I tried it.

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

www.facebook.com- This one's real.

[ - ] FhaleWhaleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

www.rottentomatoes.com

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

www.mostlikely.gov

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

fragment sentences make me dizzy

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Just sit down and put your head on your knees.

[ - ] TheTroublesomeGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Also remember to close your eyes.

[ - ] TheTroublesomeGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago

Also remember to close your eyes.

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

And take off your pants. I need something to suck on.

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Definitely rapist.

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

While you're down there...

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

NO, Weenie

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Tie my shoe please?

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

oh fine *ties extra tight so Weenie doesn't trip on her laces*

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Ooh, extra tight, just how I like em.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Down on Weenie...

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I'd rather go down on an *actual* boy Weenie dear

[ - ] WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Down town. All the way down.

[ - ] nerdsturnmeonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

teehee.

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

TEEHEE!

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Heh. Heh. SEX.

[ - ] WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

...Well damn I want bacon.

[ - ] TheAmazingKidGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Go ask the fornicating pigs in the NY airport.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

But it's illegal!

[ - ] WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

It's funny...because I don't know what you said.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

But...but! That's illegal!!! *wags finger at TAK*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Would you like some toast instead?

[ - ] jstlykthtGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

nice sister

[ - ] TheTroublesomeGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

After she asked for a cookie she was the one who ate it.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

What a bitch!

[ - ] SensualToasterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I was the sister, hoe!

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I've never met a bitchy toaster before...

[ - ] jstlykthtGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

By the tone of the post, I thought she gave the cookies to this Ryan fellow or else why would he be glad?

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

this Ryan doesn't have to be a guy.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I'm Ryan and I'm a girl!

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

i have a neighbor who's name is Ryan and she's a girl too! :)

[ - ] jstlykthtGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

My Bad. "or else why would he/she be glad?"

[ - ] jstlykthtGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

My Bad. "or else why would he/she be glad?"

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

That's awesome;)

[ - ] TheAmazingKidGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Grammar does not compute.

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago

Today I learned that my older sister talked for me until i was about four. So much that my parents were afraid that I couldn't talk. The thing she said that most? "Ryan wants some nookie." I'm glad she understood. MLIA

[ - ] CrutonGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

*strips* PARTTTAYYY!!

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*starts modestly removing watch*

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*removes glove*

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*strips off socks*

[ - ] WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*Starts taking off slippers.* I feel so...bad.

[ - ] SensualToasterGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*removes false teeth* Party!

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*takes off first jacket* not as bad as me dear

[ - ] WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*Takes off scarf* Not so merry NOW, are you?

[ - ] SensualToasterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

You all so sexayy.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

SEXY TIME!

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

merely resigned to the stripping *removes shoes*

[ - ] WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I have a sexy time...every day of my life. MLISexy. All day. Every day.

[ - ] SensualToasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I think it's bed time!

[ - ] TheAmazingKidGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

-removes toque- Guys, I've never done this before..

[ - ] elementarypenguinGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*takes off glasses* If I can't see you, you can't see me.

[ - ] nerdsturnmeonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*takes off everything* eff yeah!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Or me. *stands fully clothed with one sock off*

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Woah! You sure know how to party, eh?

[ - ] violetobsidianGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*stands fully unclothed with one sock on*

[ - ] AsterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*has your other sock* Oh we are SO bad.

[ - ] SensualToasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Dear, Cruton. I love you!

[ - ] CrutonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I don't really know you, but I love you too! Wanna have crutelettes with me?

[ - ] elementarypenguinGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I'll be the salad to your croutons.

[ - ] neonblackGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I'll be the dressing to your salad.

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I'll be the handy convenient sachet to your dressing...? Nah, I got nothing.

[ - ] sapsuckerGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I'll be the dinner roll to your entr�

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Dear Sensual Toaster, I'm not sure how a toaster can be sensual.

[ - ] WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

By having my toast in it. (That sounded dirty.)

[ - ] elementarypenguinGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Just think of that fresh bread sliding into the toaster.....as the heat slowly rises.....

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

there are many ways...

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

it can make the most delicious toast ever that you wouldn't dare put toppings on because it is so yummy

[ - ] SensualToasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

See? Many ways to be sensual.

[ - ] subwayduckGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

Hooray for childhood obesity!

[ - ] bballluver95Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

the sister probably ate the cookies

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Erin says: I wish she still talked for you. Based on the garbage MLIA stories you seem to type up.

[ - ] neonblackGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Today I learned that my older sister talked for me until I was about four. So much that my parents were afraid that I couldn't talk. The thing she said that most? "Ryan wants a cookie." Ryan is our neighbor's chinchilla. I never got the damn cookie.. MLIFuckedUp

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Today I learned that my older sister talked for me until I was about four. So much that my parents were afraid that I couldn't talk. The thing she said that most? "Ryan wants a cookie-flavored condom." I'm glad she understood. MLIA

[ - ] FushiaConfusionGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1316547

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I'm sorry, your call could not be completed at this time. Please DON'T try again later.

[ - ] ichosethisGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I used to talk for my younger sister because she only spoke in jibberish. Only, when I talked for her, I'd say she wants you to give US cookies and then she'd nod regardless of what she actually said.

[ - ] hille488Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

OMG my brother did that for me and my parents put me in speach class when i started school. My parents said I use to take him to the kitchen and point to the cookie jar and then he'd go find them and ask if he could give me a cookie. LOL. awesome.

[ - ] hille488Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

OMG my brother did that for me and my parents put me in speach class when i started school. My parents said I use to take him to the kitchen and point to the cookie jar and then he'd go find them and ask if he could give me a cookie. LOL. awesome.

[ - ] tlhsuniqueGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

My sister used to talk for me until I was around 4 as well. She was the only one that could actually understand me. I had a speech problem, and my speech therapists name was Kerry Hunt. Well, me with my speech impediment, you can only guess how that turned out. :P

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