MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I bought an item that will keep me warm but give my hands the freedom to use the remote, phone, or eat a snack. Its called a jacket. MLIA.
#557801 Comments: 116 Vote: average 17784meh 1809Share 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 16Bad: 622 years ago
or a snuggie
 
[ - ]  MungoJerrysSideburnsGood: 27Bad: 462 years ago
Snuggie's are, and always will be the epitome of comfort. Fuck robes, that little rope is dunked into the toilet every time. Snuggie's are win.
 
[ - ]  gn0mieGood: 26Bad: 22 years ago
*Snuggies. No apostrophe.
 
*sigh* that always happens to me...
 
[ - ]  ahaGood: 16Bad: 12 years ago
That's the joke
 
[ - ]  Courtosaur69Good: 13Bad: 92 years ago
I hate snuggies, lame idea.
 
[ - ]  coolkiddowntheblockGood: 5Bad: 282 years ago
i love you first hahahah
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 3Bad: 202 years ago
I love you too!
 
[ - ]  CircafanGood: 61Bad: 22 years ago
But, you don't look like an idiot wearing a jacket! I don't want it!
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 40Bad: 52 years ago
Agreed, looking like an idiot is a must.
 
[ - ]  neonblackGood: 46Bad: 22 years ago
And can your dog have the same style jacket? Didn't think so.
 
[ - ]  yourmomISacollegeGood: 34Bad: 32 years ago
And does it make you look like a pedo? No. Get out of here with your 'jacket' witchcraft.
 
[ - ]  MelomaneGood: 25Bad: 32 years ago
Pedobear approves *pedobear stamp of approval*
 
[ - ]  hogwarts_girlGood: 35Bad: 52 years ago
and is this jacket one size fits all? Does it come with a book light? Does it come in cheetah print?
 
[ - ]  hogwarts_girlGood: 5Bad: 342 years ago
and is this jacket one size fits all? Does it come with a book light? Does it come in cheetah print?
 
[ - ]  DramaguinGood: 10Bad: 162 years ago
They make jackets for dogs now....
 
[ - ]  MungoJerrysSideburnsGood: 16Bad: 102 years ago
LEAVE WITH YOUR JACKET WITCHCRAFT NOW!!!
 
[ - ]  Lo5tMonkeyGood: 21Bad: 92 years ago
Oh i thought it was called a Slanket.
 
[ - ]  tinkerswift14Good: 1Bad: 132 years ago
no, you are thinking of slinkie/slinky/ how ever the damned thing is spelled.
 
[ - ]  birtthebirdGood: 1Bad: 32 years ago
oh my god my friends and i just had a hilarious discussion about the Slanket!
 
[ - ]  n00btroll4Good: 6Bad: 1392 years ago
Dead and Gone by T.I. feat. Justin Timberlake Ay, lemme kick it to you right quick man Not on some gangsta shit man on some real shit Anybody who been through the same thing I'm sure you feel the same way Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone, dead and Ever had one of them days wish you would have stayed home Run into a group of niggas who gettin' their hate on You walk by, they get wrong, you reply then shit get blown Way out of proportion way past discussion Just you against them, pick one then rush them Figure you get jumped here that's next They don't wanna stop there now they bustin' Now you gushin', ambulance rushin' You to the hospital with a bad concussion Plus you hit four times but it hit yo spine Paralyzed waist down and ya wheelchair bound Never mind that now you lucky to be alive Just thinkin' it all started fussin' wit three guys Nigga pride in the way but your pride is the way you can fuck Around get shot down any day Niggas die everyday, all little bullshit Dope money, dice games, ordinary hood shit Could this be cuz of hip-hop music Or did the ones with the good sense not use it? Usually niggas don't know what to do when they back against the wall So they just start shootin' For red or for blue or for blow I guess From Bankhead at the old projects No more stress, now I'm straight Now I get it, now I take time to think Before I make mistakes just for my family stake That part of me left yesterday The heart of me is strong today No regrets I'm blessed to say the old me dead and gone away Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone, dead and I ain't neva been scared, I live through tragic Situations could been dead lookin' back at it Most of that shit didn't even have to happen But you don't think about it when you out there trappin' In the apartments hangin', smokin' and rappin' Niggas start shit next thing we know we cappin' Get locked up then didn't even get mad Now I think about that what a life I had Most of that shit look back just laugh Some shit still look back get sad Thinkin' my home boy still be around Had I not hit the nigga in the mouth that time I won that fight I lost that war I could still see my nigga walkin' out that door Who would of thought I'd never see Philant no more Got enough dead homies I don't want no more Cuz a nigga his jump cost me more I'd a took that ass whoopin' out for sure Now think before I risk my life Take them chances to get my stripes A nigga put his hands on me alright Otherwise stand there talk shit all night Cuz I hit you and you sue me I shoot you get locked up poor me No more stress now I'm straight Now I get it now I take time to think Before I make mistake just for my family stake That part of me left yesterday The heart of me is strong today No regrets I'm blessed to say the old me dead and gone away Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone I turn my head to the east, I don't see nobody by my side I turn my head to the west, still nobody in sight So I turn my head to the north, swallow that pill that they call pride That old me's dead and gone but the new me will be alright I turn my head to the east, I don't see nobody by my side I turn my head to the west, still nobody in sight So I turn my head to the north, swallow that pill that they call pride That old me's dead and gone but the new me will be alright, 'cause Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone, dead and
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 43Bad: 02 years ago
I'm a magician. I'll make this disappear.
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 20Bad: 32 years ago
I like you.
 
[ - ]  n00btroll4Good: 4Bad: 502 years ago
i hate capnspiffy and text_on_the_screen.
 
[ - ]  Lo5tMonkeyGood: 4Bad: 262 years ago
Hey i heard the internet hate machine is hiring. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=internet+hate+machine+anonymous
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 12Bad: 12 years ago
I'm flattered. In a non gay sorta way.
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 8Bad: 12 years ago
s'ok. I am, too, in a non-lesbian way.
 
[ - ]  n00btroll4Good: 4Bad: 512 years ago
yes! you guys gave me 7 "bad"s! thanks!
 
[ - ]  CpeBachGood: 8Bad: 12 years ago
why are you being annoying?
 
[ - ]  Team_Ninja1Good: 5Bad: 22 years ago
hes a f**kin troll, thats why
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 7Bad: 02 years ago
~You are a master of reverse psychology.~ Oh, and here's one more.
 
[ - ]  n00btroll4Good: 2Bad: 312 years ago
thanks thescarecrow and cpebach! i love all you who hate me!
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 11Bad: 02 years ago
Then you must hate me because I've fallen in love with you. <3
 
[ - ]  n00btroll4Good: 3Bad: 252 years ago
oh thanks gorteh! i love everyone actually!
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 9Bad: 12 years ago
Fuck, my plan has failed.
 
[ - ]  neonblackGood: 7Bad: 22 years ago
W.T.F.?.
 
[ - ]  coolkiddowntheblockGood: 10Bad: 22 years ago
your hot and thats funny(:
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 4Bad: 12 years ago
who is hot
 
[ - ]  bowtiepastaGood: 7Bad: 12 years ago
you.
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 6Bad: 12 years ago
Oooo thank ya, thank ya. ;)
 
[ - ]  thereallilypotterGood: 12Bad: 02 years ago
i kinda love this post.
 
[ - ]  rAiNbOwZeBrA789Good: 9Bad: 02 years ago
i kinda love this post too.
 
[ - ]  hogwarts_girlGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago
me three
 
[ - ]  roziewozie5Good: 9Bad: 02 years ago
I kinda love that it's an origional MLIA..
 
[ - ]  RAWRLOLZGood: 8Bad: 12 years ago
i kinda love all the love thats going on in these posts :P
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 21Bad: 02 years ago
But did it come with a booklight?
 
[ - ]  ArtificialGingerGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago
Gah you stole my joke.
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago
...sorry? ^.^
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 13Bad: 02 years ago
It came with a zipper. I think that zippers should count as an instrument.
 
[ - ]  stephadoodleGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
yes, it came with a book light.
 
[ - ]  asyruianGood: 9Bad: 42 years ago
I think what you mean is that you bought a zebra-print Snuggie! at your local grocery store. Because- my goodness- what you speak is blasphemy!
 
[ - ]  MagicalToasterGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago
Awww! I laughed.
 
[ - ]  learnit66Good: 11Bad: 22 years ago
Or a robe. Or a snuggie. Or footsie pajamas. Or a shirt. Or a sweater.
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 19Bad: 02 years ago
FOOTSIE PAJAMAS! Those were so boss.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 14Bad: 02 years ago
*are
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 5Bad: 32 years ago
Or a bathrobe.
 
[ - ]  tenn17Good: 16Bad: 32 years ago
AMEN!!!!i am not a fan of snuggies....no point to them at all...if i want to lay on the couch...i use a blanket...and if my arms get cold i put on a sweatshirt!!!
 
[ - ]  ArtificialGingerGood: 19Bad: 132 years ago
Snuggies are God's gift to the world. You speak nonsense.
 
[ - ]  tenn17Good: 12Bad: 32 years ago
disagree...i've had nightmares about snuggie...not good
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 9Bad: 12 years ago
You could even wear a bathrobe, and have even more coverage.
 
[ - ]  tenn17Good: 7Bad: 32 years ago
as long as it isnt a snuggie
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago
But it just doesn't have the same affect. I tried that, but my bathrobe has a hood, so it didn't work out.
 
[ - ]  tenn17Good: 11Bad: 02 years ago
with a hood you can lay on the couch face up and make ppl think you are face down and scare the crap outta ppl
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 15Bad: 12 years ago
Except for the fact that my feet are not on backwards, neither are my arms. Nor my boobs.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago
Good point.
 
[ - ]  Team_Ninja1Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago
and then you would look like hugh hefner!
 
[ - ]  bowtiepastaGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago
But is it great for sporting events?
 
[ - ]  DramaguinGood: 8Bad: 12 years ago
Snuggies aren't great for sporting events, they gape open in the back with no way to hold them closed. Jackets are much better, and look a lot less stupid.
 
[ - ]  Team_Ninja1Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago
true, but wheres the fun in that??
 
[ - ]  thursdaymessageGood: 7Bad: 02 years ago
sweatshirts work best
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
I'm back at mah college! And I need a jacket.
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 4Bad: 12 years ago
woot college! which one?
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 11Bad: 12 years ago
I cannot tell for you will find me, kill me, and rape my dead body for sure. :D
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
ok, ok. fair enough.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
Welcome back to college, Eco
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 2Bad: 12 years ago
Thank ya.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
And could you tell me where you go to college? I promise I won't do what capn wants to do. :X
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
>:( NO!
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago
i have lag, i'll have a similar message popping up saying capnspiffy instead of capn soon :I
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 2Bad: 42 years ago
Could you tell me where you go to college? I promise I won't do what capnspiffy wants to do. :X
 
[ - ]  rAiNbOwZeBrA789Good: 3Bad: 32 years ago
HI!! :D are you happy now??
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 6Bad: 12 years ago
I am. I have a candy cane in my mouf.
 
[ - ]  rAiNbOwZeBrA789Good: 0Bad: 142 years ago
HI!! :D are you happy now??
 
[ - ]  rAiNbOwZeBrA789Good: 0Bad: 142 years ago
HI!! :D are you happy now??
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 5Bad: 12 years ago
Sweaters, ftw.
 
[ - ]  MathGeek916Good: 13Bad: 72 years ago
I don't understand why everyone wants to be warm. I live in Maine, one of the coldest states and I still go out in shorts, a T-shirt and sandals in the winter. :-)
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 13Bad: 02 years ago
Because losing body temperature is not fun.
 
[ - ]  tenn17Good: 3Bad: 12 years ago
try north dakota...average weather in the winter; -10
 
[ - ]  neonblackGood: 7Bad: 02 years ago
Are you a UPS man?
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago
Or a tourist.
 
[ - ]  tenn17Good: 9Bad: 32 years ago
or maybe just stupid
 
[ - ]  DramaguinGood: 9Bad: 22 years ago
YES!!!!!! You understand me! My dad and I used to say it together, but now he's turning to the dark side!
 
[ - ]  baseballgirl_11Good: 5Bad: 32 years ago
But with a jacket your legs won't be warm. Unless you put on more pants. With a Snuggie it's killing 2 birds with one stone. I'm an avid Snuggie lover.
 
[ - ]  CohesionGood: 5Bad: 22 years ago
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ...Someone had to do it.
 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
that ones old.
 
[ - ]  Courtney140Good: 4Bad: 12 years ago
Snuggies need to have feet.. caus like your entire body can be warm and your feet be cold haha
 
[ - ]  princessyumyumGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
its called footsie pajamas! =]]
 
[ - ]  QKninjaQKGood: 13Bad: 32 years ago
AND snuggies give you god-like powers. not only can you grocery shop, go camping, pour coffee, BUT you can sacrifice virgins ALL while staying snuggly warm.
 
[ - ]  Brit1228Good: 5Bad: 32 years ago
if one size snuggie fits all, then why did they make one or kids?
 
[ - ]  Brit1228Good: 3Bad: 22 years ago
Next everbody is gonna wear flory pjs...
 
[ - ]  baumj222Good: 8Bad: 22 years ago
Wonderfully average =)
 
[ - ]  Crena14Good: 5Bad: 52 years ago
Snuggies are probably the dumbest things I've ever heard of. I agree, put on a jacket, or some sweatpants instead of wasting 20 dollars on a snuggie.
 
[ - ]  Voldy-mortGood: 4Bad: 22 years ago
If the Snuggie can't fit two people, its not meant to fit one.
 
[ - ]  IgobyBooRadleyGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago
Well done, my friend.
 
[ - ]  vanaathielGood: 6Bad: 42 years ago
snuggies = easy way to get money out dumb*ss people who follow like sheep
 
[ - ]  cmv922Good: 3Bad: 02 years ago
Exactly! It's the Snuggie cult!
 
[ - ]  JthooftGood: 9Bad: 62 years ago
My snuggie cost only 7 dollars but my jacket cost 100 dollars also a robe that is long enough to cover all of my 6 foot body cost way more than seven dollars. The snuggie also makes a great robe when put on backwards. The snuggie is also washable unlike a nice jacket which needs to be dry cleaned. So you can where your jacket but you are probably a midget and a rich snob that has money to waste on many new jackets.
 
haha love this!
 
[ - ]  normal01Good: 6Bad: 22 years ago
since when do people wear jackets inside the house? that's not average.
 
[ - ]  princessyumyumGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago
i would have contradicted you just now but i just realised i'm wearing a sweater not a jacket..
 
[ - ]  DJadedGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago
I'm wearing a jacket inside my house right now.
 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 2Bad: 32 years ago
take THAT stupid snuggie robes!!!!!
 
[ - ]  improvprincessGood: 8Bad: 32 years ago
Did you step in a fire, Snuggie? Cause you just got BURNED!
 
[ - ]  twitmagjjGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
BURNED NOTICE...too bad you're not in Holly Wood, my friend. They would have hired you.
 
[ - ]  SOL123Good: 0Bad: 22 years ago
I have had the same thing on my mind since I first saw that damn comercial.
 
[ - ]  zhall914Good: 0Bad: 32 years ago
YES! THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS! FUCK SNUGGIES!
 

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