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Today i was playing xbox live when a particularly annoying kid started yelling obscenities. I have had enough of this. I checked his profile and found he listed his full name and hometown, after a quick facebook search i found his home phone number. I called his house under the guise of a Microsoft Representative and told his mother that he had been reported for all his racism and swearing, after a short pause i heard a lot of screaming then the phone got hung up. I felt like such a badass ruining some 12 year old's day. MLIA
#543468 Comments: 77 Votes: average 16319meh 888Share 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 210Bad: 189 years, 3 months ago
I salute you my good sir for making xbox live a better place
 
[ - ]  Lo5tMonkeyGood: 126Bad: 139 years, 3 months ago
And for bringing the word "badass" back into the vocabulary of the MLIA community.
 
[ - ]  snazzyjazzyGood: 14Bad: 1759 years, 3 months ago
My grandma makes your life a living hell.
 
[ - ]  paperplatesGood: 17Bad: 1299 years, 3 months ago
But you wouldn't be able to find a 12-year old via a phone number onine.
 
[ - ]  Team_Ninja1Good: 26Bad: 429 years, 3 months ago
you could on facebook if they are dumb enough to post it. someone got my number and randomly started texting me the other day.
 
[ - ]  RingoFTWGood: 138Bad: 189 years, 2 months ago
You just called yourself dumb. *facepalm*
 
[ - ]  LerrisGalironGood: 51Bad: 79 years, 3 months ago
I must concur with metalgeek. Thank you good sir for making XBOX Live a better place and for doing what we all wish we could do. I hate those kids. So. Much. Hate.
 
[ - ]  Randomsavage999Good: 45Bad: 79 years, 3 months ago
I hate them but it's kind of funny when you make them cry... it's mean but it's funny...
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 10Bad: 989 years, 3 months ago
Wow. Bad grammar and no one won. Unique, but not average. PLACE YOUR BETS FOR THE NEXT POST!
 
[ - ]  littleivyGood: 8Bad: 529 years, 3 months ago
Mystery Google.
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 12Bad: 399 years, 3 months ago
Dinosaurs or I have Taugh Her Well.
 
[ - ]  OrngeJuceGood: 7Bad: 359 years, 3 months ago
Um, Harry Potter.
 
[ - ]  ProSkillageGood: 9Bad: 229 years, 3 months ago
I'm thinking it'll be a family member one
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 9Bad: 379 years, 3 months ago
I gotta go brush my teeth and stuff, if i'm not back by the time the next post is up, just continue without me
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 10Bad: 239 years, 3 months ago
I'mma go with facebook.
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 13Bad: 209 years, 3 months ago
well played, mobile, well played
 
[ - ]  FillingInForOptimistGood: 9Bad: 269 years, 3 months ago
that's what she said.
 
[ - ]  HowNormalGood: 5Bad: 219 years, 3 months ago
Old people or walmart
 
[ - ]  OrngeJuceGood: 10Bad: 149 years, 3 months ago
Dammit I bet Best.Teacher.Ever. :(
 
[ - ]  ProSkillageGood: 2Bad: 279 years, 3 months ago
that sounds mean. and i lost the bet dang
 
[ - ]  littleivyGood: 3Bad: 249 years, 3 months ago
tl;dr
 
[ - ]  Lo5tMonkeyGood: 6Bad: 129 years, 3 months ago
Teal deer ftw.
 
[ - ]  HowNormalGood: 17Bad: 59 years, 3 months ago
Today, WTF immaturity xbox live. MLIA
 
[ - ]  OhGloryGood: 10Bad: 299 years, 3 months ago
That's doing to much, just mute him
 
[ - ]  kateeeeelynGood: 5Bad: 199 years, 3 months ago
creepin'
 
[ - ]  GiraffeswilleatyouGood: 10Bad: 169 years, 3 months ago
That's not creepy.....
 
[ - ]  DwightGood: 5Bad: 249 years, 3 months ago
Blastphomy (sp?) on xbox live is halarious.
 
[ - ]  TrianglePointPenGood: 12Bad: 89 years, 3 months ago
Blasphemy. Close
 
[ - ]  Lo5tMonkeyGood: 25Bad: 89 years, 3 months ago
This is blastphomy...This is MADNISS!
 
[ - ]  SAKEownerGood: 9Bad: 88 years, 9 months ago
THIS IS SPERTA!
 
[ - ]  TrianglePointPenGood: 52Bad: 49 years, 3 months ago
No way. Stupid kid deserved it. It happens all the time, and I'm glad someone took action.
 
[ - ]  Averageperson855Good: 23Bad: 29 years, 3 months ago
Woo! That's awesome!
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 51Bad: 69 years, 3 months ago
I applaud thee. I hate ridiculous kids who shout random shit. Even worse if they're team killing fuck tards.
 
[ - ]  OhGloryGood: 15Bad: 79 years, 3 months ago
I get booted for revenge
 
[ - ]  TrianglePointPenGood: 18Bad: 19 years, 3 months ago
Same. A guy ran me over twice, I killed him once and got booted.
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 10Bad: 29 years, 3 months ago
that sucks. I hate the one who shoots at you enough to drain your shields and lets the other team finish you off.
 
[ - ]  OhGloryGood: 9Bad: 69 years, 3 months ago
That's why it's nothing but cod now
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 4Bad: 49 years, 3 months ago
yeah .... sucks being banned. I was loving that game so much.
 
[ - ]  brainlessbrookGood: 21Bad: 49 years, 3 months ago
psh halo got seriously gay i mean 5 year olds play that game and it pisses me off. Seriously WTF are parents doing these days? Rated M for Mature not rated W for we dont give a shit.
 
[ - ]  Team_Ninja1Good: 6Bad: 39 years, 3 months ago
haha red vs blue....
 
[ - ]  SadisticSmileGood: 31Bad: 89 years, 3 months ago
Excellent work /b/rother, plus 1000 internetz.
 
[ - ]  mexicanpeanutGood: 9Bad: 49 years, 3 months ago
not at all average, but it made me laugh.
 
[ - ]  shakemysinsGood: 36Bad: 39 years, 3 months ago
Is no one else worried how easy it was to locate a random person?
 
[ - ]  bandgeek3000Good: 22Bad: 39 years, 3 months ago
That's what I was thinking. Why did no one teach that kid not to post personal information?
 
[ - ]  shakemysinsGood: 7Bad: 19 years, 3 months ago
I meant more along the lines of "OMG, WE'RE LIVING IN EAGLE EYE." But, yes, he should not have posted so many details.
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 10Bad: 199 years, 3 months ago
You truly have no life.
 
[ - ]  minaGood: 15Bad: 269 years, 3 months ago
I like how you complain about some kid's obscenities and then refer to yourself as " badass."
 
[ - ]  Mav3r1ckGood: 33Bad: 69 years, 3 months ago
Today I thought was being cool shouting swear words at other people on Xbox live. Then my mom yelled at me telling me Microsoft called and I was reported. FML
 
[ - ]  bitchplzGood: 14Bad: 279 years, 3 months ago
this is funny until you realise that you don't know ANYTHING about that kid's family life. I hope you didn't get him hurt. because of that, I hope this is fake.
 
[ - ]  flying_turtle_festivalGood: 16Bad: 49 years, 3 months ago
True. He could have been hit with a belt.
 
[ - ]  HowNormalGood: 39Bad: 29 years, 3 months ago
Or eaten. Who knows.
 
[ - ]  evilplatypusGood: 20Bad: 59 years, 3 months ago
Sounds like he should get hit with a belt...
 
[ - ]  HawkingBeachGood: 18Bad: 49 years, 3 months ago
I hope he was.
 
[ - ]  FatBunnyGood: 22Bad: 89 years, 3 months ago
"I felt like such a badass ruining some 12 year old's day." That sentence alone just sounds so wrong. But the kid was being a prick anyway.
 
[ - ]  Ashleyx3xGood: 18Bad: 69 years, 3 months ago
Okay, that was awesome and I want to be your friend. I hate kids like that. What I probably hate most though is the 10-year olds with mics that think they're cool and real hot stuff.. Their voices just annoy the hell out of me! And those are the ones that always talk the most!
 
[ - ]  AB1MeganGood: 12Bad: 59 years, 3 months ago
haha sucks for the lil kid.. i woulda done that too.. i hate kids like that.. some of em arent even old enough to live.. its soo annoying, and another thing that sucks, is when guys diss me for being a girl that plays halo3..
 
[ - ]  bitchplzGood: 12Bad: 19 years, 3 months ago
if you don't mean Live, with a capital L and rhyming with "hive", then I'm pretty sure you're some kind of sociopath.
 
[ - ]  KettlepetGood: 16Bad: 29 years, 3 months ago
"'Scuse me, miss, are you sure you are old enough to live? May I see ID to verify?"
 
[ - ]  CrazycowsGood: 4Bad: 29 years, 3 months ago
hahaha
 
[ - ]  brainlessbrookGood: 6Bad: 39 years, 3 months ago
im on the same boat. i got called a fat lesbian for no reason it. pissed me off.
 
[ - ]  ViaO4Good: 4Bad: 19 years, 3 months ago
I play on my brothers Xbox Live sometimes and some of those kids are the most annoying kids EVER. But I do have a few good friends in there :) hahaha. But you would be surprised what those kids write. Emails, adresses, names, phone numbers. Ugh.
 
[ - ]  ponyofishyintheseaGood: 4Bad: 39 years, 3 months ago
nothing average about this.
 
[ - ]  NattyCheeseGood: 6Bad: 119 years, 3 months ago
You're a cyber stalker.
 
[ - ]  cpawxGood: 6Bad: 119 years, 3 months ago
Was it a British kid that hadn't hit puberty yet? They're sure annoying.
 
[ - ]  ttoomm77Good: 7Bad: 29 years, 3 months ago
Good job there, thats one less annoying little kid on live that shouldnt even be on there in the first place.
 
[ - ]  SorafiredemonGood: 5Bad: 29 years, 3 months ago
I would not be suprised if that was my brother...it fits him perfectly!
 
[ - ]  Snowy620Good: 4Bad: 39 years, 3 months ago
OP, I love you.
 
[ - ]  radiobathGood: 9Bad: 39 years, 3 months ago
Oh my god. I wish I could "average" this a million times. You're a fucking hero, OP. A goddamn fucking hero.
 
[ - ]  ShrinkledGood: 5Bad: 39 years, 3 months ago
I agree, you're my new hero
 
[ - ]  CashewNutGood: 2Bad: 159 years, 3 months ago
That's just messed up... What are you - some kind of creepy stalker?!
 
[ - ]  CrowSavageGood: 11Bad: 39 years, 3 months ago
Alerting the little whelp's parents that he's misusing the connection there is really pretty reasonable, compared to what OP could have done with that personal info. Maybe now the kid's parents will actually act like parents, and not leave a young kid unsupervised with a violent toy with connectivity to people capable of finding all his damn info. Come on, parents, for the love of shit.. Start parenting. The fact that kids have unsupervised access to this shit scares me.
 
[ - ]  CrowSavageGood: 4Bad: 49 years, 3 months ago
TL;DR!! Go go savage crow. ..but seriously. Parents letting their precious little snowflakes run willy-nilly on the intertubes need to be slapped. Xbox360: the new-age electronic babysitter.
 
[ - ]  Batman54Good: 6Bad: 29 years, 3 months ago
Whoever submitted this MLIA is simply amazing. This is Epic!
 
[ - ]  Randomsavage999Good: 4Bad: 49 years, 3 months ago
LOL CROW SAVAGE!!! That's great, and it doesn't scare me but they are certainly idiotic parents, and the kid's so stupid for putting his full name on here...
 
[ - ]  EstyaloGood: 2Bad: 39 years, 1 month ago
More like My Life Is AWESOME.
 
[ - ]  BackupsquirrelGood: 3Bad: 39 years, 1 month ago
You sir...have made my day
 
[ - ]  zombieseatvampiresGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 12 months ago
Amen dude that's all I gotta say
 

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