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The other day I was in the car with my mom when I randomly ask "If there's a place to rent movies, why isn't there one to rent books?" She then went into a 15 minute description of something called a library. MLIA.
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[ - ]  inturruptedGood: 1Bad: 27 years, 6 months ago
Hey soul sisterr
 
[ - ]  Lo5tMonkeyGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
HA everyone flocked to this post instead of the good ones. :D
 
[ - ]  kellyftwGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I think this is a repeat. I remember something similar to this awhile back.
 
[ - ]  inturruptedGood: 2Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
what good ones?
 
[ - ]  MoomookachooGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
Yes, do tell.
 
[ - ]  whovianGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
I'm all ears *looks expectant*
 
[ - ]  inturruptedGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
*drumroll* ....*blows rasberry*. no good posts to be announced
 
[ - ]  Lo5tMonkeyGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Good (adj.) - comprised of a less cliched format; containing a better time-spent-reading to humor-derived ratio; somewhat appreciated by Lo5tMonkey.
 
[ - ]  2011Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Train!
 
[ - ]  hairtieGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I like Train. :)
 
[ - ]  inturruptedGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
THANK YOU someone noticed!
 
[ - ]  2011Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
yea i like that song
 
[ - ]  inturruptedGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
i am listening to it right now, since you have such good taste in music, will you be my friend?
 
[ - ]  OceanAvenueGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I'm listening to The Starting Line.
 
[ - ]  inturruptedGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
thats a good song too
 
[ - ]  OceanAvenueGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
It's a band...
 
[ - ]  LiaMackenzieGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I'm listening to Metallica. *Rocks out*
 
[ - ]  inturruptedGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
hooray! you will now be my "year-before-we-dont-die-buddy"
 
[ - ]  inturruptedGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
sorry, idk why that went ^
 
[ - ]  2011Good: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
yeay! i think we should have a partay now!
 
[ - ]  inturruptedGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
*throws confetti* !
 
[ - ]  2011Good: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
*doing the sprinkler*
 
[ - ]  OceanAvenueGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
*Doing the clock*
 
[ - ]  2011Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
*doing the running man*
 
[ - ]  2011Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
yes, yes i will
 
[ - ]  ApeShitGood: 1Bad: 67 years, 6 months ago
I'm a dipshit.
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 4Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
No, you're ape shit.
 
[ - ]  ApeShitGood: 2Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
I had an identity crisis there. Thank you.
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
No prob! :)
 
[ - ]  PervertGood: 2Bad: 47 years, 6 months ago
Penis! :)
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 1Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
Oh hi perv! How's it goin'?
 
[ - ]  WeAreAllABitMADGood: 2Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
PERVERT!
 
[ - ]  purplepenguingirlGood: 4Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
This is what has become of our youth.
 
[ - ]  inturruptedGood: 2Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
people like to publisize their stupiditiy {yes that was spelled wrong on purpose}
 
[ - ]  lara101Good: 3Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Don't worry soon there will be a post that will "restore our faith in our youth"
 
[ - ]  purplepenguingirlGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Oh right! That is a relief.. [!]
 
[ - ]  inturruptedGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
please tell me it includes forts, harry potter and walmart! {!}
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
I don't like phones. :(
 
[ - ]  purplepenguingirlGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
I once had a phone attack me.
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
Did you survive?
 
[ - ]  purplepenguingirlGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
No. I am a dead ghost.
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
:O That's a shocker.
 
[ - ]  purplepenguingirlGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Yeah. I'm the one who sends you those creeper emails. =)
 
[ - ]  OctoPieGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
As opposed to a, oh, I dunno, a live ghost?
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
.... That's YOU!?!?!? >:[
 
[ - ]  purplepenguingirlGood: 1Bad: 27 years, 6 months ago
Yes..as opposed to a live ghost. there is a difference. ask any ghost!
 
[ - ]  TeamLEX_ACMcGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
*stares angrily at all phones* Be nice to Wallace!
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
I really hate calling people I don't know. Is that a phobia?
 
[ - ]  TeamLEX_ACMcGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
I Googled it, it only had 'phone-phobia'
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
Very original. But I guess I have that. *pouts*
 
[ - ]  TeamLEX_ACMcGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
*Embraces*
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
Thanks. I really need to call a person though. I'm like hyperventilating here...
 
[ - ]  TeamLEX_ACMcGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
Your irony slays me
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
Irony?
 
[ - ]  WeAreAllABitMADGood: 1Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
]:< HEY! lesbo-irish buddy! i am steele Dx
 
[ - ]  TeamLEX_ACMcGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
Wallace-Em.. eh.. Steele-I know now!!
 
[ - ]  WeAreAllABitMADGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
xD yay!
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
Uh?
 
[ - ]  TeamLEX_ACMcGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Facebook group- MLIA commenters
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I'm part of it, so?
 
[ - ]  charliekellyGood: 5Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Sorry you felt teh need to post your stupidity online for the entire world to see and laugh at.
 
[ - ]  ApeShitGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
Did you mean "the"?
 
[ - ]  charliekellyGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Yes sorry I'm typing on my phone's keyboard. It gets a little bit cramped and I make mistakes.
 
[ - ]  ApeShitGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Oh yes, I understand. But you know some people actually spell it that way so I can never know.
 
[ - ]  OceanAvenueGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Wait, what's this thing you call a "library"? [!] and is there a place where you can rent music?
 
[ - ]  purplepenguingirlGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Hmm..you know, OP did'nt inform US about this "library" thing. How rude!
 
[ - ]  charliekellyGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Ocean! Hi!
 
[ - ]  OceanAvenueGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Hey ck!
 
[ - ]  lara101Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Is your name "ocean avenue" after the song?
 
[ - ]  OceanAvenueGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Yes, it is.
 
[ - ]  lara101Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
:O I love that song :)
 
[ - ]  charliekellyGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Only 11 more days until I get back to school. Thank goodness!! I miss my friends and my boyfriend. How's the Utah-ish life going. Are you going out of state for college?
 
[ - ]  PervertGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Yes, I'm actually listening to it right now!!!!!
 
[ - ]  OceanAvenueGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Utah life sucks. I'm back in school now. No, I'm probably going to go to the University of Utah :/ P-I'm listening to Bedroom Talk by The Starting Line.
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I love the library. Also, it amusses me how almost everyone I know says, "Liberry" instead of "library".
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
My old teacher (who was an 80+ nun) would yell at us for pronouncing it that way.
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Amuses**....
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
What's a liberry? Does it taste like a blueberry)
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I like blueberry muffins. Mmmm...
 
[ - ]  purplepenguingirlGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
Hmm....more like a kumquat i think.
 
[ - ]  WeAreAllABitMADGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
liberry muffins taste better.
 
[ - ]  purplepenguingirlGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
They do...although they have more fiber. from all those books.
 
[ - ]  hoopanotGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
R u dude or chick?
 
[ - ]  OceanAvenueGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I'm a chick. What are you?
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Hippo. R u speling en gramer chalinged?
 
[ - ]  OceanAvenueGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I no i m hehehe dnt u lyke typng lyke ths? omgz itz so mch fn!
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Liek o em jeez, noone liek gets iht yanknow? Liek totly im liek no hehehe not lolz.
 
[ - ]  WeAreAllABitMADGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
hahee, lyk ttly i feiiil so owesum.
 
[ - ]  OceanAvenueGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Hehehe u gyz r jst lyke ttly cl
 
[ - ]  whovianGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Hey Ocean you forgot the sarcasm button *helpfully pushes it over* here! [!]
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Brain farts ftw! [!]
 
[ - ]  neonreddinosaurGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
You never told us what a library is used for.
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Op, are you sure you know what a book is?
 
[ - ]  WeAreAllABitMADGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
otto!
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
That's my step-dad's name.
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Hi!!!
 
[ - ]  OceanAvenueGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
It's my Rocket Power friend! Hello!
 
[ - ]  charliekellyGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Book.... boo-kk. This word sounds so familiar but I just can't visualize it.
 
[ - ]  purplepenguingirlGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I..I'm getting this visual of paper! Does it have paper?
 
[ - ]  MoomookachooGood: 0Bad: 67 years, 6 months ago
______________________ | | | | | TWILIGHT | | SUCKS | | | | | L_____________________| Its a true story
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
...What?
 
[ - ]  MoomookachooGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Oh dear, that was an epic fail. :'(
 
[ - ]  MoomookachooGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I tried to draw a book, but the comments box ruined it :<
 
[ - ]  purplepenguingirlGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
oh haha..gotcha
 
[ - ]  purplepenguingirlGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
um...OOOKAAYYY. *backs away*
 
[ - ]  spiralbeach109Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I JUST voted no on this. Why would you want to advertise your own stupidity?
 
[ - ]  whovianGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
It's okay, the OP had a need to monosupalate
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I'm lazy and I don't want to read, so here's the part where I say hi to everyone and you respond and I find out who's here.
 
[ - ]  charliekellyGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
Hi Mobile.
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I'm not here. Feel free to mourn.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Eh. I don't really notice you, TBH.
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
*sobs quietly in bathroom stall*
 
[ - ]  whovianGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
*Awkardly pats TSC on the Shoulder* its okay not everyone can be here
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
*bites hand* Thanks, I feel better now.
 
[ - ]  whovianGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
*Shocked and slightly...well shocked* reprimands TSC for such rude behaviour as to bite the hand that comforts
 
[ - ]  LovingScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I love you!!! Don't cry! You are awesome! I love you!!! <3 <3 <3
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I love lamp.
 
[ - ]  OceanAvenueGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Hi Mobile.
 
[ - ]  DwightGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I'm dead.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
And yet somehow, someway, I go on living my life without thinking about you all the time.
 
[ - ]  DwightGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Don't lie you love me and are cycling into a deep depression.
 
[ - ]  WeAreAllABitMADGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
hero!
 
[ - ]  whovianGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Great Show!...or at least...Okay, what do ya'll think? great show or meh?
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Ahhhhh... See, here's the thing: what started as a great show has turned into a prime-time watered down Watchmen ripoff. I superhero soap opera, if you will.
 
[ - ]  whovianGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
actually I too, have thought it's turned into a bit of a soap opera. this is of course after I stopped watching it (in other words was out from under the captivation all soap operas have that once you're sucked in are helpless to get out of)
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Yeah, that's why I only watch it on and off. Just to see if it turns a corner. Yet, much like a soap opera, I can watch sparingly, still know the plot, and only don't turn away because of hot chick(s). Namely Hayden Panettiere.
 
[ - ]  whovianGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Even when she is maimed over...and over...and over...and etcetera? Some times its painful to watch. Hey, what did you think of Syler playing Spock?
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Howdy.
 
[ - ]  whovianGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Eco!! Whats up?
 
[ - ]  cedricdiggorylivesGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I'm here
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Hi
 
[ - ]  TeamLEX_ACMcGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Good night my fellow commenters, I shall make conversation with you at a later time.
 
[ - ]  SuperSaiyanNinjaGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Where's Optimist?? D:
 
[ - ]  minaGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Well aren't you smart! Maybe you should "rent" a few books. It'd be good for you.
 
[ - ]  whovianGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Have you read Dracula by any chance?
 
[ - ]  SuperSaiyanNinjaGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I <3 Bram Stoker. :]
 
[ - ]  whovianGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Yeah, He knows how to keep one reading, that's for sure. :) I asked @mina up there though 'cause of her name (assuming the "her") wonder if she'll reply
 
[ - ]  SuperSaiyanNinjaGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I <3 Bram Stoker. :]
 
[ - ]  whovianGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
Okay everyone went to another post didn't they? *sighs and walks off dejectedly* *begins to chant.."everybody hates me nobody loves me I'll just go off and eat worms. Big ones Fat one.....
 
[ - ]  niemann2006Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
re re re REPEAT
 
[ - ]  vanaathielGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
I find it amusing that the comments section has basically become a messanger room
 
[ - ]  VeraAmberGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
If this were a REAL messenger room, we'd be able to take over the world... Mwahaha...
 

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