MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today i was waiting for my brother to get off the plane to visit me for my birthday. Instead his best friend, who i liked, came off with a note in his hand. He handed it to me and it said, ''sorry sis. Couldn't come home. Here's my birthday gift to you from me. He likes you.'' when i was done, his best friend kissed me. Best. Birthday. Ever. MLIA.

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[ - ] iloverockGood: 20Bad: 762 years, 1 month ago

No it wasn't! Your lying!

[ - ] QTPatootieGood: 57Bad: 182 years, 1 month ago

Ya know, not ALL submissions are fake.

[ - ] iloverockGood: 12Bad: 812 years, 1 month ago

Yes they are! You're also lying!

[ - ] QTPatootieGood: 33Bad: 102 years, 1 month ago

Pfft no I'm not. If you don't like it, then leave.

[ - ] livsyxGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If you choose to use the wrong version of your/you're at least be consistent.

[ - ] LolCheeseGood: 72Bad: 62 years, 1 month ago

Cute story, wish my life was average *sigh*

[ - ] LolCheeseGood: 28Bad: 532 years, 1 month ago

Sorry, that should have said "I wish my life was fictional"

[ - ] iloverockGood: 13Bad: 372 years, 1 month ago

So do I.

[ - ] wowitsbrianna321Good: 53Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago

As cliche as that was, I said "Awww!" and saved it..

[ - ] bobodotGood: 16Bad: 12 years ago

Me too! :D

[ - ] pattyleGood: 8Bad: 32 years ago

might i point out that cliche means something that has become overly familiar hence my life is AVERAGE :D just saying but yea i sed aww and saved it too ^^

[ - ] lunachica86Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

as did i

[ - ] MLIAisWINGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

me too!!!

[ - ] Portugal_TheManGood: 18Bad: 492 years, 1 month ago

Like, fakest. Post. Ever.

[ - ] QTPatootieGood: 44Bad: 232 years, 1 month ago

Like, fakest. penis. ever.

[ - ] cazibbyGood: 16Bad: 72 years ago

QTPatootie, you're great.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 21Bad: 572 years, 1 month ago

OP, fuck off. Next.

[ - ] TricksterGood: 11Bad: 02 years ago

Are you on a quest to insult everyone in the universe?

[ - ] fairycake33Good: 17Bad: 92 years, 1 month ago

What if she had just rejected him right there?

[ - ] iloverockGood: 12Bad: 252 years, 1 month ago

Notice how she said she 'liked' him...

[ - ] brothervoodooGood: 7Bad: 202 years, 1 month ago

no such thing, she like him

[ - ] RackistanGood: 6Bad: 182 years, 1 month ago

yeah should've said his best friend who I like. makes sense douch.

[ - ] oxoliviaGood: 30Bad: 82 years, 1 month ago

If it's real; mylifeisg.com is waiting for you. If it's fake; hell is waiting for you.

[ - ] OhmygazpachoGood: 9Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

Ominous. I like it.

[ - ] oxoliviaGood: 7Bad: 72 years, 1 month ago

I was going to say 'no-one is waiting for you' but I went for the harsh approach

[ - ] OhmygazpachoGood: 4Bad: 62 years, 1 month ago

I commend you. You can't show the OP any weakness.

[ - ] MusicalGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

You people are wonderful. =D Thanks for making me believe that there are intelligent, witty people still in the world.

[ - ] MLIAisWINGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's what I was thinking, This isn't average, it's great. OP is on the wrong website.

[ - ] OhmygazpachoGood: 7Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Think the brother could have called? Since he wasn't on the plane.

[ - ] brothervoodooGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

maybe she didn't have a mobile

[ - ] OhmygazpachoGood: 7Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

Poppycock.

[ - ] brothervoodooGood: 6Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Pop, lock and drop it

[ - ] Portugal_TheManGood: 6Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

Poppin' my collar.

[ - ] MusicalGood: 5Bad: 02 years ago

Pop goes the weasel.

[ - ] LolCheeseGood: 12Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Codswallop, in my opinion.

[ - ] Pwnage5000Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

pop goes the....uh....we'll end this one here.

[ - ] ChocoholicGood: 32Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

Perhaps I'm just having a soppy day, but even though it's not average, and probably completely fictional, I liked this post.

[ - ] theonlyoneleftGood: 25Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

It's adorable. Even the cliche at the end didn't bother me.

[ - ] cazibbyGood: 18Bad: 02 years ago

It made me laugh and smile, therefore its good. The guidelines used to say 'if it makes you smile or laugh, add it'

[ - ] MyLifeIsGrammaticallyCorrectGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

It no longer says that when you vote on submissions. =/

[ - ] WaitWhutGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Hence the "used to".

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 9Bad: 232 years, 1 month ago

Well, that wasn't cheesy at all.

[ - ] Portugal_TheManGood: 7Bad: 162 years, 1 month ago

Not one bit.

[ - ] henryetta21Good: 9Bad: 312 years, 1 month ago

yeah, i really think this was a load of horse shit. but very sweet.

[ - ] TricksterGood: 2Bad: 62 years ago

I like my horse shit sweet

[ - ] natdaawwggGood: 9Bad: 62 years, 1 month ago

this should be on my life is g. btw.

[ - ] anonymous0turtleGood: 5Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

totally agreed.

[ - ] Snowy620Good: 5Bad: 232 years, 1 month ago

Awww, how sweet. Too bad it's fake.

[ - ] youaremeGood: 12Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

"I wish this could happen to me." Because it won't, right?

[ - ] douchemuffinGood: 17Bad: 72 years, 1 month ago

Oh how I WISH stuff like this happened in real life.

[ - ] Charl0tteGood: 22Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

I don't care if this is true or not, 'cuz it's cute either way. =)

[ - ] HugsGood: 19Bad: 192 years, 1 month ago

HEY, this happened to me three times yesterday!

[ - ] AveragecharliyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

really?

[ - ] CoyodyGood: 10Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

i loveeeee this!!! have fun ;]

[ - ] PolyesterAngelGood: 31Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

If this is average, then I must be REALLY boring, since no one tricks me into getting kissed, none of my teachers have ever quoted Harry Potter or LOTR, I like Twilight and I've never seen someone dressed as a ninja.

[ - ] cazibbyGood: 7Bad: 02 years ago

All of the above, me too. Not to dis on stories, but they're a little over the top, and thats only the ones that get on. I still love them, but i don't really think some of them are 'average'

[ - ] TricksterGood: 8Bad: 02 years ago

The "My Life is Average" doesn't really follow any of the stories. It should be more along the lines of "My Life is Full of Odd and Quirky Events that are Entertaining for Others to Read About." That would make more sense. MLIFOOAQETAEFOTRA.

[ - ] wildcat10146020Good: 2Bad: 12 years ago

I think there is a good reason why you've never seen anyone dressed as a ninja.

[ - ] AveragecharliyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

why? wait. i know! cos they're invisible!!!! :DD right??!

[ - ] chev4prezGood: 6Bad: 212 years, 1 month ago

That.Is.So.Annoying.And.Cliche'. T_T

[ - ] OpaulGood: 6Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

I think I'm going to write a short story about this XDDD.

[ - ] DanezGood: 3Bad: 12 years ago

I want to read it!!

[ - ] heyhey1234Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

awwwwww

[ - ] LoveTheatreGood: 4Bad: 72 years, 1 month ago

The cliches are baaaaaack.

[ - ] cocojacGood: 2Bad: 52 years ago

gross.

[ - ] edmundane2013Good: 10Bad: 102 years ago

If this is real, I hate this girl. If it's fake, I still hate this girl.

[ - ] MidnightAgendaGood: 3Bad: 92 years ago

Umm, this story really should have been on MLIGood.com

[ - ] MidnightAgendaGood: 2Bad: 102 years ago

Umm, this story really should have been on MLIGood.com

[ - ] RavenclawGirlGood: 0Bad: 52 years ago

:) More of a LGMH/GMH story.

[ - ] xwthwthwtfxGood: 17Bad: 72 years ago

Best. Birthday. Ever. Learn. How. To. Use. Periods. And. Capitalization. Correctly. Please.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 12Bad: 62 years ago

You. Are. My. Hero.

[ - ] minicooper01Good: 9Bad: 52 years ago

That was rather cute until the last line, where I choked on the cliche juice.

[ - ] xomishmish5oxGood: 6Bad: 102 years ago

wow this is soooo average. happens to me all the time. *sarcasm*

[ - ] snowdanceGood: 10Bad: 12 years ago

its so not average. but its sooo adorable. like a movie. im jealous :D

[ - ] octopandaGood: 4Bad: 142 years ago

this post made me want to puke

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 12Bad: 42 years ago

Ya know, leave the poor girl and her older brothers best friend alone. Haven't you seen The Princess Diaries? xP

[ - ] shoutoutsierraGood: 15Bad: 32 years ago

So, having a kiss from a guy you like is better than your brother actually coming home to see you for your birthday?

[ - ] rizzzleyGood: 4Bad: 62 years ago

NOT AVERAGE!!!

[ - ] franknfurterGood: 1Bad: 72 years ago

How very average.

[ - ] that-girlGood: 1Bad: 72 years ago

this sounds like a MLIG story

[ - ] Karate_Gurl9909Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

AWWWWWWW!!! lucky you!

[ - ] clim1992Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

this is too cute. :) give the OP the benefit of the doubt.

[ - ] JMEELAIIGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

that's cute... not really a fan of the ending though

[ - ] IsolemnlyswearGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

:) that is so cute. Not average though.

[ - ] normal01Good: 2Bad: 02 years ago

so cute :)

[ - ] vampire121Good: 1Bad: 12 years ago

YEAH RIGHT!

[ - ] emj2112Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Soo cute :) loved this one...^^

[ - ] haleyscommetGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

this belongs on my life is great, not average.

[ - ] Libra_Girl_4Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Aww, that's so cute.

[ - ] dinosawr12396Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

<3 awwwwwww. my life isnt exactly average and i knda hate it.

[ - ] harrypotteroxsGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

awww i saved it (:

[ - ] lofnagleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

awww...are you two dating now?

[ - ] catoneimodiaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

copy pasta is copy pasta

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