MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today i was waiting for my brother to get off the plane to visit me for my birthday. Instead his best friend, who i liked, came off with a note in his hand. He handed it to me and it said, ''sorry sis. Couldn't come home. Here's my birthday gift to you from me. He likes you.'' when i was done, his best friend kissed me. Best. Birthday. Ever. MLIA.
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iloverock Good: 19 Bad: 72 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No it wasn't! Your lying!
 
QTPatootie Good: 52 Bad: 18 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ya know, not ALL submissions are fake.
 
iloverock Good: 12 Bad: 78 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes they are! You're also lying!
 
QTPatootie Good: 32 Bad: 10 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Pfft no I'm not. If you don't like it, then leave.
 
livsyx Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If you choose to use the wrong version of your/you're at least be consistent.
 
LolCheese Good: 69 Bad: 6 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Cute story, wish my life was average *sigh*
 
LolCheese Good: 28 Bad: 52 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sorry, that should have said "I wish my life was fictional"
 
iloverock Good: 13 Bad: 36 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So do I.
 
wowitsbrianna321 Good: 51 Bad: 5 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
As cliche as that was, I said "Awww!" and saved it..
 
bobodot Good: 15 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Me too! :D
 
pattyle Good: 8 Bad: 2 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
might i point out that cliche means something that has become overly familiar hence my life is AVERAGE :D just saying but yea i sed aww and saved it too ^^
 
lunachica86 Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
as did i
 
MLIAisWIN Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
me too!!!
 
Portugal_TheMan Good: 18 Bad: 47 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Like, fakest. Post. Ever.
 
QTPatootie Good: 43 Bad: 23 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Like, fakest. penis. ever.
 
cazibby Good: 16 Bad: 7 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
QTPatootie, you're great.
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 21 Bad: 56 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OP, fuck off. Next.
 
Trickster Good: 10 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Are you on a quest to insult everyone in the universe?
 
fairycake33 Good: 17 Bad: 9 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What if she had just rejected him right there?
 
iloverock Good: 11 Bad: 24 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Notice how she said she 'liked' him...
 
brothervoodoo Good: 7 Bad: 19 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
no such thing, she like him
 
Rackistan Good: 6 Bad: 17 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
yeah should've said his best friend who I like. makes sense douch.
 
oxolivia Good: 29 Bad: 8 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If it's real; mylifeisg.com is waiting for you. If it's fake; hell is waiting for you.
 
Ohmygazpacho Good: 9 Bad: 3 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ominous. I like it.
 
oxolivia Good: 7 Bad: 7 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I was going to say 'no-one is waiting for you' but I went for the harsh approach
 
Ohmygazpacho Good: 4 Bad: 6 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I commend you. You can't show the OP any weakness.
 
Musical Good: 5 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You people are wonderful. =D Thanks for making me believe that there are intelligent, witty people still in the world.
 
MLIAisWIN Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That's what I was thinking, This isn't average, it's great. OP is on the wrong website.
 
Ohmygazpacho Good: 7 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Think the brother could have called? Since he wasn't on the plane.
 
brothervoodoo Good: 5 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
maybe she didn't have a mobile
 
Ohmygazpacho Good: 7 Bad: 4 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Poppycock.
 
brothervoodoo Good: 6 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Pop, lock and drop it
 
Portugal_TheMan Good: 6 Bad: 3 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Poppin' my collar.
 
Musical Good: 5 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Pop goes the weasel.
 
LolCheese Good: 12 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Codswallop, in my opinion.
 
Pwnage5000 Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
pop goes the....uh....we'll end this one here.
 
Chocoholic Good: 32 Bad: 4 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Perhaps I'm just having a soppy day, but even though it's not average, and probably completely fictional, I liked this post.
 
theonlyoneleft Good: 25 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's adorable. Even the cliche at the end didn't bother me.
 
cazibby Good: 18 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It made me laugh and smile, therefore its good. The guidelines used to say 'if it makes you smile or laugh, add it'
 
MyLifeIsGrammaticallyCorrect Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It no longer says that when you vote on submissions. =/
 
WaitWhut Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hence the "used to".
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 9 Bad: 21 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well, that wasn't cheesy at all.
 
Portugal_TheMan Good: 7 Bad: 14 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Not one bit.
 
henryetta21 Good: 9 Bad: 29 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
yeah, i really think this was a load of horse shit. but very sweet.
 
Trickster Good: 2 Bad: 4 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like my horse shit sweet
 
natdaawwgg Good: 9 Bad: 6 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this should be on my life is g. btw.
 
anonymous0turtle Good: 5 Bad: 4 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
totally agreed.
 
Snowy620 Good: 5 Bad: 21 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Awww, how sweet. Too bad it's fake.
 
youareme Good: 12 Bad: 2 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
"I wish this could happen to me." Because it won't, right?
 
douchemuffin Good: 16 Bad: 7 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh how I WISH stuff like this happened in real life.
 
Charl0tte Good: 21 Bad: 3 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't care if this is true or not, 'cuz it's cute either way. =)
 
Hugs Good: 18 Bad: 18 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HEY, this happened to me three times yesterday!
 
Coyody Good: 9 Bad: 2 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i loveeeee this!!! have fun ;]
 
PolyesterAngel Good: 30 Bad: 4 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If this is average, then I must be REALLY boring, since no one tricks me into getting kissed, none of my teachers have ever quoted Harry Potter or LOTR, I like Twilight and I've never seen someone dressed as a ninja.
 
cazibby Good: 6 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
All of the above, me too. Not to dis on stories, but they're a little over the top, and thats only the ones that get on. I still love them, but i don't really think some of them are 'average'
 
Trickster Good: 6 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The "My Life is Average" doesn't really follow any of the stories. It should be more along the lines of "My Life is Full of Odd and Quirky Events that are Entertaining for Others to Read About." That would make more sense. MLIFOOAQETAEFOTRA.
 
wildcat10146020 Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think there is a good reason why you've never seen anyone dressed as a ninja.
 
chev4prez Good: 6 Bad: 20 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That.Is.So.Annoying.And.Cliche'. T_T
 
Opaul Good: 6 Bad: 3 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think I'm going to write a short story about this XDDD.
 
Danez Good: 3 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I want to read it!!
 
heyhey1234 Good: 4 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
awwwwww
 
LoveTheatre Good: 4 Bad: 7 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The cliches are baaaaaack.
 
cocojac Good: 2 Bad: 5 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
gross.
 
edmundane2013 Good: 9 Bad: 9 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If this is real, I hate this girl. If it's fake, I still hate this girl.
 
MidnightAgenda Good: 3 Bad: 8 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Umm, this story really should have been on MLIGood.com
 
MidnightAgenda Good: 2 Bad: 9 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Umm, this story really should have been on MLIGood.com
 
RavenclawGirl Good: 0 Bad: 4 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
:) More of a LGMH/GMH story.
 
xwthwthwtfx Good: 17 Bad: 7 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Best. Birthday. Ever. Learn. How. To. Use. Periods. And. Capitalization. Correctly. Please.
 
tinallama11 Good: 11 Bad: 6 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You. Are. My. Hero.
 
minicooper01 Good: 9 Bad: 5 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That was rather cute until the last line, where I choked on the cliche juice.
 
xomishmish5ox Good: 6 Bad: 9 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wow this is soooo average. happens to me all the time. *sarcasm*
 
snowdance Good: 9 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
its so not average. but its sooo adorable. like a movie. im jealous :D
 
octopanda Good: 4 Bad: 13 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this post made me want to puke
 
tinallama11 Good: 10 Bad: 4 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ya know, leave the poor girl and her older brothers best friend alone. Haven't you seen The Princess Diaries? xP
 
shoutoutsierra Good: 15 Bad: 3 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So, having a kiss from a guy you like is better than your brother actually coming home to see you for your birthday?
 
rizzzley Good: 4 Bad: 5 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
NOT AVERAGE!!!
 
franknfurter Good: 1 Bad: 7 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
How very average.
 
that-girl Good: 1 Bad: 7 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this sounds like a MLIG story
 
Karate_Gurl9909 Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
AWWWWWWW!!! lucky you!
 
clim1992 Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this is too cute. :) give the OP the benefit of the doubt.
 
JMEELAII Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
that's cute... not really a fan of the ending though
 
Isolemnlyswear Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
:) that is so cute. Not average though.
 
normal01 Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
so cute :)
 
vampire121 Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
YEAH RIGHT!
 
emj2112 Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Soo cute :) loved this one...^^
 
haleyscommet Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this belongs on my life is great, not average.
 
Libra_Girl_4 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Aww, that's so cute.
 
dinosawr12396 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
<3 awwwwwww. my life isnt exactly average and i knda hate it.
 
harrypotteroxs Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
awww i saved it (:
 
lofnagle Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
awww...are you two dating now?
 
catoneimodia Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 weeks, 4 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
copy pasta is copy pasta
 
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