Today i was waiting for my brother to get off the plane to visit me for my birthday. Instead his best friend, who i liked, came off with a note in his hand. He handed it to me and it said, ''sorry sis. Couldn't come home. Here's my birthday gift to you from me. He likes you.'' when i was done, his best friend kissed me. Best. Birthday. Ever. MLIA.
Ya know, not ALL submissions are fake.
Pfft no I'm not. If you don't like it, then leave.
If you choose to use the wrong version of your/you're at least be consistent.
Cute story, wish my life was average *sigh*
As cliche as that was, I said "Awww!" and saved it..
Me too! :D
might i point out that cliche means something that has become overly familiar hence my life is AVERAGE :D just saying but yea i sed aww and saved it too ^^
as did i
me too!!!
Like, fakest. penis. ever.
QTPatootie, you're great.
Are you on a quest to insult everyone in the universe?
What if she had just rejected him right there?
If it's real; mylifeisg.com is waiting for you. If it's fake; hell is waiting for you.
Ominous. I like it.
I was going to say 'no-one is waiting for you' but I went for the harsh approach
I commend you. You can't show the OP any weakness.
You people are wonderful. =D Thanks for making me believe that there are intelligent, witty people still in the world.
That's what I was thinking, This isn't average, it's great. OP is on the wrong website.
Think the brother could have called? Since he wasn't on the plane.
maybe she didn't have a mobile
Poppycock.
Pop, lock and drop it
Poppin' my collar.
Pop goes the weasel.
Codswallop, in my opinion.
pop goes the....uh....we'll end this one here.
Perhaps I'm just having a soppy day, but even though it's not average, and probably completely fictional, I liked this post.
It's adorable. Even the cliche at the end didn't bother me.
It made me laugh and smile, therefore its good. The guidelines used to say 'if it makes you smile or laugh, add it'
It no longer says that when you vote on submissions. =/
Hence the "used to".
I like my horse shit sweet
this should be on my life is g. btw.
totally agreed.
"I wish this could happen to me." Because it won't, right?
Oh how I WISH stuff like this happened in real life.
I don't care if this is true or not, 'cuz it's cute either way. =)
HEY, this happened to me three times yesterday!
i loveeeee this!!! have fun ;]
If this is average, then I must be REALLY boring, since no one tricks me into getting kissed, none of my teachers have ever quoted Harry Potter or LOTR, I like Twilight and I've never seen someone dressed as a ninja.
All of the above, me too. Not to dis on stories, but they're a little over the top, and thats only the ones that get on. I still love them, but i don't really think some of them are 'average'
The "My Life is Average" doesn't really follow any of the stories. It should be more along the lines of "My Life is Full of Odd and Quirky Events that are Entertaining for Others to Read About." That would make more sense. MLIFOOAQETAEFOTRA.
I think there is a good reason why you've never seen anyone dressed as a ninja.
I think I'm going to write a short story about this XDDD.
I want to read it!!
awwwwww
The cliches are baaaaaack.
gross.
If this is real, I hate this girl.
If it's fake, I still hate this girl.
Best. Birthday. Ever.
Learn. How. To. Use. Periods. And. Capitalization. Correctly. Please.
You. Are. My. Hero.
That was rather cute until the last line, where I choked on the cliche juice.
wow this is soooo average. happens to me all the time. *sarcasm*
its so not average. but its sooo adorable. like a movie. im jealous :D
Ya know, leave the poor girl and her older brothers best friend alone. Haven't you seen The Princess Diaries? xP
So, having a kiss from a guy you like is better than your brother actually coming home to see you for your birthday?
NOT AVERAGE!!!
AWWWWWWW!!! lucky you!
this is too cute.
:)
give the OP the benefit of the doubt.
that's cute... not really a fan of the ending though
:) that is so cute. Not average though.
so cute :)
YEAH RIGHT!
Soo cute :) loved this one...^^
this belongs on my life is great, not average.
Aww, that's so cute.
<3 awwwwwww. my life isnt exactly average and i knda hate it.
awww i saved it (:
awww...are you two dating now?
copy pasta is copy pasta
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