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On Thanksgiving, my grandma asked my cousin and me what "wtf" means. Not wanting to destroy her innocence, we told her it means "where's the fudge." She then spent the rest of the night saying "wtf" to everyone in the family. MLIA
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[ - ]  AveragekellbellGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Okay.
 
[ - ]  lleya123Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Do you realize that it's January and this post is more than a month late?
 
[ - ]  AveragekellbellGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Posts take a very long time to get through.
 
[ - ]  lleya123Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
I never imagined it would take this long to post! The last Thanksgiving MLIA I saw before this one was about 3 (maybe 2) weeks ago.
 
[ - ]  RawfulWaffulleGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Maybe they posted it in mid-December.
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
Do you realise that it takes a while for submitted MLIAs to be published?
 
[ - ]  RawfulWaffulleGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Protect the innocence of your elders, sheesh!
 
[ - ]  RawfulWaffulleGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
FAIL on my part, not reading the beginning of the second line, but you should plan on her using it if she thinks it's ok to say/use.
 
[ - ]  freddylunchGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Surely her Grandma is the least innocent seen as she has lived through so much, she clearly has had children so why would she not have heard the f-bomb?
 
[ - ]  OctoPieGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
FUDGE! I'm hungry now.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Me too. WTF?
 
[ - ]  OctoPieGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
ITF: In the fridge.
 
[ - ]  Mobo396Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
ETS: Enough to share?
 
[ - ]  OctoPieGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
NO: I think this speaks for itself.
 
[ - ]  AsterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
WD: Well darn.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
YF!: Yay, Fudge!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Re...peat...
 
[ - ]  ZoodleGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
It probably would have been better for her knowing the truth.
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
If you gave her some fudge then she would stop saying it. simple
 
[ - ]  AveragekellbellGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
I used to think that FTW simply meant "Fuck The What."
 
[ - ]  OctoPieGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Dyslexia.
 
[ - ]  AveragekellbellGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
My brand of glasses is called "Fcuk."
 
[ - ]  mymomslifeisaverageGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
and a brand of clothes, it's french connection, UK. FCUK. i have a shirt from there. bahahah
 
[ - ]  lleya123Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
I used to think that too
 
[ - ]  Grammar_National_SocialistGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
me too
 
[ - ]  cupcakegirl99Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
fudge she is that wierd to believe that
 
[ - ]  midnighttrainGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Your grandma isn't innocent...>.> Innocent people don't have grandchildren. She did the dirty. That isn't innocent.
 
[ - ]  relentlessGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
LMAO
 
[ - ]  TyranniusGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
You lied to your grandma? You're going to hell, son!
 
[ - ]  HavokaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
I love you, MLIA. Your comments just made me smile for the first time today.
 
[ - ]  MaiLaifeIzzAverageGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Im pretty sure your grandma lost her innocence a long time ago.
 
[ - ]  beccylynn13Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
We convinced my little brother it means "World Trampoline Federation" a while back.
 
[ - ]  FreedomForAsteroidsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
I just bit off my finger. Thanks for making me hungry. Sike i hate fudge.
 
[ - ]  MiserableandStunningGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago
thats a coincidence, because i genuinely said that to my mum when she asked me
 
[ - ]  gneissisniceGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
It was make sense if this was your little sister. But im sure your grandma has heard plenty of curses in her life.
 
[ - ]  pianobelt123Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
hah this same thing happened to my friend. her gram asked because she was wearing a shirt that said WTF on it, so her and her other friend came up with zillions of things it could mean, where's the fiesta, where's the fun, wow time flies, when's the first, why the fire... good times.
 
[ - ]  ilrak8Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Where IS Wheresthefudge?
 

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