Today, my dad who is a photographer had a photoshoot with Taylor Swift. Being a huge fan, I of course tagged along. During lunch break, I started to say something at the same time as Taylor. I was apologized and was embarassed. She just laughed and said "way to pull a kanye." Made my day. Mlia.
You didn't meet Taylor Swift, bitch.
OP's dad isn't a photographer either.
Probably a pornographer.
Yes I am.
I mean, not my dad. He's an architect. Boring.
I want to be an architect. :|
Ooooooh.
I love Portugal. The Man. Just sayin'.
I love Portugal The Man.. good band.
that isn't average either
I don't care if OP really met her or not, this isn't average in any sense.
My Life is Average is becoming quite the oxymoron lately.
just lately?
Have you looked back at the first few posts?
Now its all this witty bullshit.
How do you know she didn't? Some people do meet celebrities you know, they don't live closed off from society. And Photographers do have to take photos of them. And don't be so rude! Honestly! For all you know, she met Taylor Swift!
Thank you. People who write comments are so cynical.
you just commented, you cynical idiot.
thank you person you are my hero
thank you
Lies!
This is funny. Cause it's not true :D
That's the first time I've ever seen "MLIA" written like that, as if it was a sentence all to itself.
My life is average. It is a sentence.
Yeah, I know...it just looks odd when they put that into an acronym the way they did: "Mlia."
It's not an acronym (you can pronounce those), it's an initialism. ~DFTBA~
Omg, fellow Nerdfighter.
NERDFIGHTERS UNITE
It reminds me of a name. Or some other proper noun.
bahahahaa
^agreed with all of the above. (:
Then OP woke up.
Look. You have 69 "Goods."
Kanye West famously interrupted Taylor Swift while she was giving an acceptance speech.
LIES!!!!! These unaverage, not to mention fake posts are ruining MLIA!!! Who would even say yes to this shit???
Really OP. How in the fucking world did this get through? *facepalm*
All the ones that just got posted, I no'ed about 5 minutes before they were posted. Except that bird laying egg one, I yes'd.
wowwww ya right that doesnt even make sense
*yawns*
This sounds cool... I just pretend that none of these are lies when I read them unless it's ab extremely blatant lie.
*an
yea that's what i do. it can get annoying when everyone automatically accuses them as being fake.
same! I mean, I know they are, it's just fun to think about
I wish I could also meet Taylor Swift in my imagination...
I was apologized?
"it made my day" - well then it should be on itmademyday.com, not in any way is any of this average.
Failz0rg.
Happens to me all the time. Don't worry, Taylor's cool with stuff like that. Like one time, Taylor, Ellen, Courtney and I were having lunch, and we blahblahblahblahblah
Oh I was playing Band Hero, and Taylor happened to walk past as her song was playing and heard it, so she came and joined in. I was obviously better than her.
One time I was eating lunch with Kanye, and Taylor comes right up to our table and punched him in the face. It made my day.
one time, we were all eating lunch, and miley came and we all moved to a different table.
Hey cedricdiggorylives, I was pretend duelling with my brother when Cedric Diggory came in and pwned me. Then Edward Cullen came in and Cedric punched him in the face. It was awesome.
Space-time continuum officially screwed up.
Was Edward Cullen there?
Yes. Mary Poppins came by later too.
AW Mary Poppins?! Lucky!
but sadly lassie thought mary was an intruder, and ripped her to a shread :(
NO. Lassie is a good soul, and Mary Poppins has her umbrella to protect herself with anyway.
ahahahaha!
Was it a Jolly 'oliday?!
i love Ellen
This may be the most fake story on MLIA. No wonder my radish is suicidal.
Haha
JBVL, seriously? Taylor Swift meeting low life OP? Exactly, point made.
Yupp, you got me, how'd you know? I'll just go stick my head in my ass again.
Flexible
Aw shucks. *blushes* Thank you.
But my head likes it here.
My head likes it up your ass too.
No, I waltzed. Still stung like a bitch though.
OctoPie, be you a girl?
Well, it's certainly not average. And we'll get our heads out of our ASSES as soon as you dislodge that branch out of yours.
:D :D
No, but "arse" does.
I'm British and I say "ass". I get laughed at if I say "arse" haha.
I'm English and I say arse. If I say ass, it's alwaysI always in an american accent, so I get laughed at.
Ass. is the donkey. Arse is the anus. there we go.
Whenever I say ass, I'm always saying the word "asshole" in which case I pretend I'm the baby from Meet The Fockers.
well, even if this was true and she tagged along its highly unlikely that she would get to have a conversation with Taylor. Most likely she would arrive, take the pictures and leave.
In every single interview/public appearance I've seen Taylor Swift in she is always so quiet, shy, humble, etc. There's no way she would say something like that to a complete stranger. Just like there's no way that you're dad is a photographer who actually got to do a photo shoot with her. Stop making shit up.
what are you talking about? shes not shy...
this would be kind of cute if i believed it was real. Also "I was apologized and was embarassed" - you "was apologized"?
You've never been apologized before? You poor soul.
Hey, guys, stop being jerks. There's a chance it could be true. Seriously, MLIA used to have pride in being kinder and less asshole-ish than FML. Now look at where we are. Way to ruin it.
I kind of want to believe it...Surely nobody would submit something so completely un-average if it wasn't true, because they'd expect everyone to go off on one.
And I second what hurricanee said. :)
I agree, everybody says everything's fake. Just because somebody meets a celebrity it means its fake.
The point is, meeting a celebrity isn't average at all..
However, if you meet a celebrity you are NOT average.
Not exactly true. What about the thousands of people who sleep outside of stadiums to get tickets? I think that's pretty average. And I've met a few celebrities, though none as famous as Taylor Swift. I don't neccessarily believe this, but I wouldn't say it's not average. They wouldn't be as famous if they didn't meet people.
yeah seriously guys! their dad might actully have done a photoshoot with taylor swift. and i also agree with hurricanee
Yeah we should leave the douche bag-ery to FML. :)
And we should leave the unaverage-ery to places like mylifeisg or mademyday.
i agree people on here are being jerkish assholes. it can be true so leave the dickheadish ways too FML. :]
Your right. I dont think its true because she had a conversation with taylor which is unlikely, but thats no reason for everyone to curse at her.
fake
What's that, I hear? Oh, it's the bullshit alert!
Ahaha I love your name!
@hurricanee I totally agree. I stopped reading FML partly because they're so damn annoying! Fer real guys, let's go back to kindergarten: If you can't say something average, comment on something else.
If this is real, then good for you, that's great, OP. If this is fake (which, to me, seems more likely), then don't make up anymore lies. Also, "I was apologized"?
Well it could be true, except for the fact that if it is it shouldn't be on MLIA because it is totally NOT average. (except for me of course because i meet celebrities everyday. this afternoon i'm havinga lunch with rupert grint. MLIA... lol)
i'm JEALOUS.
I'm green. Like Elphaba.
Make sure you don't contract the mutant zombie pig disease. AKA Swine Flu. Whichever you and Rupert prefer.
I do rather keep wondering why all you haters are here. It makes no sense - if you hate this site so much, why are you still here?
We love this site. In fact, we love it so much we are willing to cleanse it, even if it means making people like you unhappy. We hate liars and the unaverage.
tbh this could easily be true, even if it isn't average.
the other day i met noel fielding, and we talked for ages, i didnt think to put it on here because its obv not average. but stop staying its not true, when it really could be. thats all.
The Mighty Boooossshhh!!!! xD
You are so lucky!!! I would kill to meet Noel, good gosh I would turn british for a chance to meet Noel. Also for the sick accent, and the chance to go to Hogwarts, and pasties (yum)... Why am I american again?
lol I doubt you met Taylor Swift
i doubt your the op
Totally agree with hurricanee... we used to be the nice ones. WHAT HAPPENED? Come on people, let's be nice!
It would be really cool if this was true. I hope it is, that would make Taylor awesome.
She's Country.
And I'm a little bit rock n roll?
she's not country. she's a wannabe country star who's music is actually just pathetic pop songs written about every guy who ever broke her heart.
Why don't you guys believe her....it's quite possible, and it's funny, so who cares?
I agree with you! :)
Because even if it IS true, it is not average.
oh please, children! regardless of wether or not this is true, 95% of the posts on this site are not average in any form. If you don't like it, then I don't understand why you are here. Sure it would be nice if this site were a bit more accurate to its name like the good old days, but complaining and being mean in the comments section isn't really going to change anything. Can't we just be friends? :)
This isn't average, and probably not true.
Sheh sheh sheh...
So since none of you guys are the people who posted this, how can you prove that it's not true? Yes, it does sound unlikely, but why does that automatically make it false?
This is WAY above AVERAGE!
YOU GUYS. To all of you who are saying aw don't post bad comments, it's like FML now. I'll agree, they suck. But you DON'T HAVE TO read the comments of the stories.
This happens to me every day.
SHUT UP ABOUT STUFF BEING COMPLETELY NOT AVERAGE. EVERYONES LIFE IS DIFFERENT SO MAYBE THIS IS AVERAGE TO HER. MLIA IS A SITE THAT, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT IT MAKES ME LAUGH AND AS LONG AS IT'S FUNNY, I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT WHERE IT'S "AVERAGE" OR NOT.
:)
Good point, I suppose. However, it would probably be appreciated if you took your caps lock off to post. It makes people seem less mature and less likely to be paid attention to.
AMEN
Meeting a super-famous celebrity is not average. Yes, there are people who meet famous people, but there are way more who do not, making them the average person. And you can't argue that someone who views meeting famous people as something that's average in their life, are average themselves. You obviously do not have an average life, or are an average person, if you're life involves something as -awesome- and -exciting- as meeting people like Taylor Swift. In the 'About' of MLIA it says "Anyone can submit a story, because everyone's lives are -unexciting- and -insignificant- at some time or another."
There are some kids who like to see average stories on this site, as it IS called MyLifeIsAverage. People would complain about an uplifting story on FML, or a depressing story on MLIG. Why can 19t we MLIA 19ers complain about un-average stories on a site devoted to average people?
**can't we MLIA'ers. Augh.
hey, sometimes it's more fun to believe then doubt (:
Excellent point. I know that there are some stories on the site that are probably fake, but it makes me laugh to imagine that they are real. :)
This story is believeable though, and even if it weren't real, its still funny ^_^
Maybe it is true, and maybe it isn't. Just because something's posted about a celebrity, doesn't make it untrue. Maybe even some celebrities post things on MLIA.
yeah right. you wouldn't say something that stupid or act like that if u met taylor swift. LIES!!!!
some people get nervous around stars. not everyone is cool and confident
agree
is it too much to ask for this site to maintain some quality and truth?
no this is real cuz just last week i was eating lunch with batman and superman later joined us. but edward cullen and superman got into a fight but superman won. it made my day.
I highly doubt Batman would sit back if that occured. The sight of Edward's bedazzled skin would send Bats into a rage like no other. Ultimate result being the opening of a massive can of Bat-whoop-ass on the Vampire. You know the vampire that can't even turn into a god damn bat.
Gosh people this could be true.Yeah it's unbelievable but hey if she was a real fan of course her dad would give her the chance to meet Taylor...I personally am not such a big fan of Taylor but I saw in an interview that she likes making jokes about herself...Nothing unusual there...Yeah it's not average but it's funny...
wow.
you guys are jerks, this is possible, and its not like half the things on this site happens to an average person anyways
I don't believe Taylor Swift would ever say that even if you did meet her. Everything about this sounds fake.
I think she could've... Celebrities are people too
I understand that she's a person but from what I've seen in interviews with her it doesn't sound like something she'd say. I also said it sounds fake... Because it really does but I suppose anything can happen.
I think she would. What about her Monologue on SNL? She has a really good sense of humor, judging from what we see. But idk if this is true.
I loved her monologue on SNL<3
Don't you mean her "Monologue Song (La la la)"? ;P
maybe she didn't, but there's a chance this person could have met her
I haven't visited MLIA in weeks because of the crap that gets accepted now. they arent true nor funny nor average. they just suck. stop it!
OMG! can you believe this happened to me too? And every other person in the world? That's why it's in THIS website my life is AVERAGE, duh!
I'm really starting to think that people confuse the A in average for awesome, idk why since you have to be an idiot to think that "mylifeisaverage.com" is actually "mylifeisawesome.com".
Seriously.
well have you read half the stories posted on this site lately?
like they really happen to average people.
In conclusion...this is not average.
I remember the days when "I saw a tow-truck towing a truck" was posted. Gah! I miss that.
LAst time I checked, running around college in a banana suit, or buying a pie for 3.14 isn't average. if you want average, go to the very first posts of the site, and shut up.
Yo OP, I'm really happy for you, I'm going to let you finish, but this one of the fakest stories of all time... one of the fakest stories of all time.
I met Taylor Swift and she actually talked to me and joked about kanye west! my life is average. >: I
This is not at all average. This shouldn't have even been put on the site. It's LAME (and not true...)
ya'll need to get used to the fact that people put un-average stuff on MLIA. I think it's effing funny, so SHUT UP!
Most of the stuff on MLIA isnt "average"!!! And why does it matter if its average or not??? its funny and admit it!!! It makes you eithor laugh or giggle!!!
this post is more like a MLIG
lol YES. MLIA is so much better because people post stuff that's "un-average"! If it was eaerage stuff I would find it very boring.
And even though I doubt the truth in this, I clicked average because it's a funny story. A for creativity OP = D
Pics or it didn't happen.
I think its cool how you all care so much. Get over yourselves, real or not, let it go.
i read mlia because some of them make me laugh and after a not so good day its nice to have a funny story to read also i have tried to get things posted to and none of them have one was something about the time being the same number they had just said on tv and it was completely true and it never got posted so if you want your old 'average' boring site back its not going to come because the stories wont go through... sorry to burst your strawberry flavored bubble
i googled "mlia taylor swift photoshoot way to pull a kanye" and i was ashamed at myself. plus, i couldn't seem to find taylor swift commenting on her photoshoot where she said way to pull a kanye. i thought google was my friend. meh, whatever. time to use ninja.com
www.itmademyday.com
And then when somebody makes a stupid joke you can say
"Way to pull a Taylor"
I doubt this is real, but it's kinda funny.
And I had a photo shoot with Marilyn Monroe last night
I DECLARE BULLCRAP!!!
At first I thought you were kidding, and I actually laughed. But then I saw you username.
*your
*your
yeah this post is pretty sad
this is not average, nor did you just happen to meet taylor swift. BS!
Somehow don't believe you but that's still cool regardless.
As cool as this would be, Taylor Swift doesn't seem like the kind of person to say things like that [I've seen her on Oprah and such]
I call shenanigans.
hahaha BULL SHIT.
I know its not true but how funny would it be if that actuelly happeded. i will be using that at school this year. way to pull a kanye
To people saying this is in no way average--the stories on here are almost never average, but the lives of the people posting them are. Thats really the point, that these are exceptions to the monotony. And this really isnt that hard to believe, I mean how many pictures does Swift have taken of her every single week, do you think?
All this hullabaloo over whether or not something is average.
Surely the amount of posts attest that things that may not sound that average happen to enough people that they are in fact average.
It very well could be true, Abigail Breslin came into my work when she was filming a movie in Iowa
You should totally covert her to a MLIA-er
i don't believe you. if it were true ur life would be way more than average
Shenanigans.
"I was apologized"?
even though this may have not been true... i will be using the term "waita pull a kanye more often" This is also easily my favorite one.
I hate Taylor Swift. She disgusts me
.... I hate you
There is a chance this is real. What right do any of you have to say that it isn't?
Also, someone else said that Taylor was quiet and shy. She's not really that shy, you just have to get to know her better.
even if its real its not average at all!
If it's real.. then, you don't sound as excited as anyone else would have been in that situation. Hello, you've just met someone you're a huge fan of?! Piss yourself already :)
That's really neat if it's true but it's not average 'cause we don't all meet Taylor Swift everyday.
Well, as you've probably noticed, most of the stories aren't average anymore. I've never experienced anything like the stories on MLIA, and I'm about as average as you can be.
yeah right.
Lies.
Lier lier, pants on fire.
Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted!
... u r my idol...
I think it's really unfair of people to just blatently acuse this of not being true without any proof. bum heads like u should keep ur opinion 2 urselves coz guess what? no 1 wants 2 hear it and it doesnt make u look smart. it makes u look like stupid jerks. so lay off
I <3 her monologue song from SNL!
Okay, all of you people that say that OP is lying, you don't know that. I'm not saying it's totally true, but you can't prove that it's fake. I wish you guys would have a bit more common sense.
this site was so much better before people just sat around making up stuff to put on here. I know you think your funny (your not) and this site is supposed to be based on real life average events...not your lame sense of humor.
Sorry those who actually want to think this is real...if it was a photo shoot and she really said this quote...after the huge media storm of the real kanye incident....this would be all over tv...its fake people get over it
i hope this is true cos it'd be really funny
This. Did. Not. Happen.
i said that before taylor did. D:
she doesn't deserve to sing with John Mayer o.o
I would love to believe this is true, but it sounds really unrealistic.
just no. no, just, just no.
So, I don't even like Taylor Swift, but I would think that a post like this would be a disrespectful bash at her character.
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