MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was riding in my friend's car. Another friend pointed out that the windshield wipers were moving in precise time with the music we were listening to, and the wipers kept the beat for the rest of the song. I have been waiting for this to happen my entire life, and I now believe I can die happy. MLIA

#526935 Comments: 76 Votes: average 8001meh 739Share

[ - ] tebaGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

The reassuring center tries every requisite formula.

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Today, it was raining. We were listening to music in the car. MLIA

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

DB?!

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

I'm not sure. *checks underwear* Yeah, it's me.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

You never know! Your name's pretty clone-worthy..

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Lawlface already clone-proofed my account.

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

You just copy and paste the person's name into a word document to check if they're a clone

[ - ] violetobsidianGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

How do you clone-proof an account?

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Or control+f, and type in the real username.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Nice!

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

She made the clone account so that no one else could. There's only one way to make an identical clone to my account everything else will be obvious. But the one way is no longer a way.

[ - ] WhatthefudgeGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

YAY I SEE HOW & DB ON HERE!

[ - ] violetobsidianGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

AH. Thanks for explaining that. I am now worried about identity theft, though.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Now, this is what I call average.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That makes me happy.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

You still owe me a cookie. ; - ;

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Your name reminds me of "Tituba" from The Crucible.

[ - ] tebaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

i don't know what that is, but thanks :)

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Sorry. It's a play about the Salem Witchcraft trials.

[ - ] SchreckyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I had to read that his year... I didnt like it..

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I would have liked it if my teacher hadn't kept stopping to tell us witches aren't real.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Yes we are. D:

[ - ] InzanusGood: 0Bad: 112 years, 4 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1000272

[ - ] SchreckyGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

You gonna be bad'ed into oblivion now.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Maps!

[ - ] MobileisafagGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Good, because I will probably kill you.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Today, I was riding my friend. MLIA.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Today I was riding my friend while my friend was riding the car. MLIA

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Hahaha.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Today, I was riding my car while my friend was riding me. I wanna know what she slipped in my drink. MLIA

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Roofies.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I<3TheHangover.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Sameziessss. Alan's my favorite.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I think they should be called floories..or rapies.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

"HEY, THERE'S SKITTLES IN THERE!"

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Why call them roofies when you're more likely to end up on the ground than the roof. They should be called groundies.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

"Not you, fat jesus"

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That made total sense to me as I was watching it. Seriously, why ARE they called roofies?

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Pshhh. You are such a ritard:

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Gahh! . not :

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

You may not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I like to think I'm a one man wolf pack. When my sister brought home Doug, I knew he was one of my own, and I became a 2 man wolf pack. Than Doug introduced me to you guys 6 months ago, and I thought could it be? And now my wolf pack has become a 4 man wolf pack. And now we are roaming the desert in search of strippers and cocaine.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Hey. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it "Sin City."

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Sounds kinky <3

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

OP, your life sucks if this causes you to now die happy.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Gah.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Gah oh la la.

[ - ] butterbean14Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

i hate the triangle the wipers leave on the side of the window!

[ - ] mh1874Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That's a facebook group.

[ - ] butterbean14Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

haha well im not on facebook so i didnt copy :)

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Hahaha good.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 1Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

Why, why did this get through?

[ - ] mayberry718Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

I hope you die un-...nah, I'm not that mean.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

CLIFFHANGER!!

[ - ] oreosmooshyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Hey, wasn't that a show like ten years ago? With this guy hanging from a cliff?

[ - ] oreosmooshyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Hah, i found it! I used to watch that all the time when I was little! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmQ-npMKUdk

[ - ] iheartsquirrelsGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

MLIA poster's standards for life goals are steadily decreasing...

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Haha, wow. You really haven't even lived if this is the case.

[ - ] Hard_To_BelieveGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

SO you will die pretty soon right?

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

Well why would they go out of time, unless there was a time change. Ugh, this post sucks...

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

No surprise there.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Sucks indeed.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Great thank you, now I am going to die mad from reading this post.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Don't die. Or be mad. <3 <3 <3

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

We'll die mad together.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

You, I and probly everyone else that read it.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Ok. <3

[ - ] SchreckyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I no'd this just 3 minutes ago..

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Apparently someone no'd your no

[ - ] InzanusGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1000272 :D

[ - ] SchreckyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Apparently someone (OP) fails at life.

[ - ] ancientonceGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I do this with turn signals.

[ - ] yillabillabamGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I like how you waited your whole life for this, but someone else had to point it out for you...

[ - ] ninjaaaaaaaGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I hate that little triangle where the windshield wipers miss.

[ - ] VitaNuovaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I've been waiting for that moment my entire life. Except with the blinker. XD

[ - ] Alissa5Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

This is sorta sad

[ - ] 1985CamaroGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That's called a wiper beat.

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