MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] OMGHaxorzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Really?

[ - ] PervertGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Yes, he actually did forget his condom. Sad.

[ - ] OMGHaxorzGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

This is outrageous.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Totes.

[ - ] OMGHaxorzGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Setot?

[ - ] Alaska95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Haha totes

[ - ] CrutonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Now there's a new member of the family. *pats belly*

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*licks belly*

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Don't lick Cruton Jr!

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*licks Cruton Sr.*

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Oh gosh. I know who the fathers are. Too much sexy time.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Waay to much sexy time. But at least we'll have a new member. It'll make it a foursome.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Sinscest.

[ - ] OMGHaxorzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Flexible.

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Today, my family and I were watching t.v. Somehow out of nowhere we were scared by Billy Mays' voice. We all turned then realized it wasn't really him. He's not alive. MLIA

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

D:

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

BILLY MAYS HERE!

[ - ] OMGHaxorzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

AND I WANNA SELL YOU A SCREWDRIVER THAT LIGHTS UP ON THE SUN!

[ - ] RyanisawesomeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

IT ALSO CHANGES COLORS WHEN YOU DIP IT IN OXYCLEAN!

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

ALL HOPPED UP ON CRACK TO SELL YOU MIGHTY PUTTY!

[ - ] 1337413xGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

WITH THE NEW CLICHE REMOVER. NOW YOU CAN READ MLIAS WITHOUT CLICHES! USING THE PATENTED GERMAN MACHINE, REMOVE CLICHES FROM ANYTHING!

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I miss him :(

[ - ] RyanisawesomeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I was surprised to learn I live in his hometown.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

McKees Rocks?

[ - ] RyanisawesomeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Factual fail. I live in the town he died in.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Well, that's creepy.

[ - ] RyanisawesomeGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Yeah good ol' Florida. Home to pedophiles, Dexter Morgan, and dead Billy Mays.

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Too soon?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

If it's not too soon for MJ, it's not too soon for BM.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

MJ died on the day I left the states on vacation. I was in the airport in Amsterdam and it was all over CNN. I didn't think it was true.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

No, I just make that face so much it's stuck that way. D:

[ - ] UndercoverGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

And that's related to the post because...

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

The same way Penis is related to Vagina.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Oh you...

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Teehee.

[ - ] UndercoverGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Billy Mays and OP's brother?? OMD!!!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Because the ducks dictatic it so.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

9.5

[ - ] BrokenRibGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

"we couldn't stop laughing." give it less.

[ - ] OMGHaxorzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Theres not much more room. 9.8 maybe?

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

A higher score is worse, it's a cliche scale.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Today, my family and I couldnt eat because we caught my brother blowing Bubble's straw. It exploded onto his lap. Gross. MLIA.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Today, my brother exploded in his lap. Mmm. MLIA

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Today, I gave my brother a BJ. He exploded all over my face and his lap. It was delicious. MLIA.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

..........

[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Today, people rewrote rewritten stories. MLIA

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

:D

[ - ] UndercoverGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Today, I read a disturbing MLIA. It was disturbing. MLIA

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Happy New Year

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

In one hour and ten minutes for me.

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

almost an hour ago for me

[ - ] UndercoverGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Thank you, best wishes for 2010!

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Weren't you not supposed to debut until now?

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I didn't even smile which is weird cause my straight face i slightly smilish.

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

is* slightly smilish

[ - ] TherealgrammarnaziGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Every time I see your username I see ninja

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Every time I see your username I see lgramm

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Why don't you lay across my lap...

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

In 22 mins you better give me my kiss!

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Whoa, whoa, I don't know about this, I might freak out and end up punching you in the mouth.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

OK, :(

[ - ] Squid_surferGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

New Years was almost two hours ago for me ^_^

[ - ] UndercoverGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Same :P

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I have 11 mins.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

It is two hours ago for me! Exactly 2:00.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You eat at restaurants nowadays??

[ - ] RyanisawesomeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Give your brother a break, he's only 2.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

My brother is two and he doesn't do this. :|

[ - ] RyanisawesomeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Maybe he's normal.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Normal is average. I'll take it.

[ - ] AverageDaisyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Ryan, is in fact, awesome.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

We need to get this contagious, chronic laughing illness diagnosed.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I believe it's called failitis, caused by ingesting too much fail. The body then attempts to expel the fail via transforming it to a gaseous form which sounds a lot like laughter. Unfortunately, though, this usually doesn't work, sending the victim into Stage Two: posting lameass stories on MLIA.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Oh god! Is it fatal?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

We can only hope.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

This is terrible!! What can we do? *cue heartfelt music* For just 365 dollars a day, that's 299 dollars a minute, you can help fight this terrible disease. And you can help kids like Oliver Plutin overcome this and move on to actually having a life. If you help, we will send you this teeshirt, and a monthly screen shot of the OP's stories and internet activity. Help internet users all over the world. Call now.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I don't think I'll be donating any money... :|

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You don't want to cure them? Heartless.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Today, me and the rest of my family went out to eat at a restaurant. Our assistant thought it was nice that we get out in public a bit, and we love Chuck E. Cheese's, especially mom and dad. We capped off the evening with a reading of our favorite book: The Berenstein Bears Get the Gimmies. MLIRetarded

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

:O

[ - ] Alaska95Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

<3

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

That's touching. Really captures the whole scope of the post.

[ - ] Alaska95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I thought you would like it!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

<3 <- That's a love heart. ;3

[ - ] Squid_surferGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

For me!?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Why, of course it is! :3

[ - ] Squid_surferGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

YAY! Thank you!

[ - ] PunGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

The averageness of the post is simply beyond me!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I think it's beyond all of us...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I feel lonely when I'm alone. Then the voices come to comfort me. And to tell me to kill people.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I have those voices too, if you want them to be quiet, just threaten to poke them with a Q-tip, works every time.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

The leprechaun tells me to burn things.

[ - ] PunGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I touch people.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You're just jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me.

[ - ] UndercoverGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I touch myself.

[ - ] MaryGTGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

simpsons XD

[ - ] 1337413xGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

EAT PIE.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

EAT CAKE!

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

EAT CAKE!

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

The voices in my head speak spanish, so I have no idea what they're saying.

[ - ] UndercoverGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

They're not really your friends. They're just using you. You should kill THEM instead and then maybe you'll get real friends.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

How? How do I do this? Shut up! Shut up I'm trying to talk to someone. No, I will NOT kill him. I don't even know if it's a him. How would you know? Oh, oh you know everything do you? Oh yea? Well.. well what's the capital of Connecticut then, huh? Oh, is it really? Well, I'm still not going to kill Undercover. Because there's a computer, the interenet, and reality in between us! Oh, you can control that too? Well, what do you need me for? Oh really? That's so sad. Six kids and a wife? I'm so sorry. It really must be hard to support them. You were going to be an actor? Oh, that's very sad. Fine,I'll consider killing him. *Looks up.* Sorry Undercover, did you say something?

[ - ] HavokaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Woah, block of text.

[ - ] KodaBearGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

DUDE! You have 2009 comments...I thought it was 2010...?

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