Today, my family and I were eating at a restaurant and somehow out of the conversation, my mom says, "Well, I think we're a pretty intelligent family." At that moment, we all turn and look at my brother who is blowing bubbles in his drink with a straw, which suddenly spills over onto his lap. We couldn't stop laughing. MLIA
Really?
Yes, he actually did forget his condom. Sad.
This is outrageous.
Totes.
Setot?
Haha totes
Now there's a new member of the family. *pats belly*
*licks belly*
Don't lick Cruton Jr!
*licks Cruton Sr.*
Oh gosh. I know who the fathers are. Too much sexy time.
Waay to much sexy time. But at least we'll have a new member. It'll make it a foursome.
Sinscest.
Flexible.
Today, my family and I were watching t.v. Somehow out of nowhere we were scared by Billy Mays' voice. We all turned then realized it wasn't really him. He's not alive. MLIA
D:
BILLY MAYS HERE!
AND I WANNA SELL YOU A SCREWDRIVER THAT LIGHTS UP ON THE SUN!
IT ALSO CHANGES COLORS WHEN YOU DIP IT IN OXYCLEAN!
ALL HOPPED UP ON CRACK TO SELL YOU MIGHTY PUTTY!
WITH THE NEW CLICHE REMOVER. NOW YOU CAN READ MLIAS WITHOUT CLICHES! USING THE PATENTED GERMAN MACHINE, REMOVE CLICHES FROM ANYTHING!
I miss him :(
I was surprised to learn I live in his hometown.
McKees Rocks?
Factual fail. I live in the town he died in.
Well, that's creepy.
Yeah good ol' Florida. Home to pedophiles, Dexter Morgan, and dead Billy Mays.
Too soon?
If it's not too soon for MJ, it's not too soon for BM.
MJ died on the day I left the states on vacation. I was in the airport in Amsterdam and it was all over CNN. I didn't think it was true.
No, I just make that face so much it's stuck that way. D:
And that's related to the post because...
The same way Penis is related to Vagina.
Oh you...
Teehee.
Billy Mays and OP's brother?? OMD!!!
Because the ducks dictatic it so.
9.5
"we couldn't stop laughing." give it less.
Theres not much more room. 9.8 maybe?
A higher score is worse, it's a cliche scale.
Today, my family and I couldnt eat because we caught my brother blowing Bubble's straw. It exploded onto his lap. Gross. MLIA.
Today, my brother exploded in his lap. Mmm. MLIA
Today, I gave my brother a BJ. He exploded all over my face and his lap. It was delicious. MLIA.
..........
Today, people rewrote rewritten stories. MLIA
:D
Today, I read a disturbing MLIA. It was disturbing. MLIA
Happy New Year
In one hour and ten minutes for me.
almost an hour ago for me
Thank you, best wishes for 2010!
Weren't you not supposed to debut until now?
I didn't even smile which is weird cause my straight face i slightly smilish.
is* slightly smilish
Every time I see your username I see ninja
Every time I see your username I see lgramm
Why don't you lay across my lap...
In 22 mins you better give me my kiss!
Whoa, whoa, I don't know about this, I might freak out and end up punching you in the mouth.
OK, :(
New Years was almost two hours ago for me ^_^
Same :P
I have 11 mins.
It is two hours ago for me! Exactly 2:00.
You eat at restaurants nowadays??
Give your brother a break, he's only 2.
My brother is two and he doesn't do this. :|
Maybe he's normal.
Normal is average. I'll take it.
Ryan, is in fact, awesome.
We need to get this contagious, chronic laughing illness diagnosed.
I believe it's called failitis, caused by ingesting too much fail. The body then attempts to expel the fail via transforming it to a gaseous form which sounds a lot like laughter. Unfortunately, though, this usually doesn't work, sending the victim into Stage Two: posting lameass stories on MLIA.
Oh god! Is it fatal?
We can only hope.
This is terrible!! What can we do? *cue heartfelt music* For just 365 dollars a day, that's 299 dollars a minute, you can help fight this terrible disease. And you can help kids like Oliver Plutin overcome this and move on to actually having a life. If you help, we will send you this teeshirt, and a monthly screen shot of the OP's stories and internet activity. Help internet users all over the world. Call now.
I don't think I'll be donating any money... :|
You don't want to cure them? Heartless.
Today, me and the rest of my family went out to eat at a restaurant. Our assistant thought it was nice that we get out in public a bit, and we love Chuck E. Cheese's, especially mom and dad. We capped off the evening with a reading of our favorite book: The Berenstein Bears Get the Gimmies. MLIRetarded
:O
<3
That's touching. Really captures the whole scope of the post.
I thought you would like it!
<3 <- That's a love heart. ;3
For me!?
Why, of course it is! :3
YAY! Thank you!
The averageness of the post is simply beyond me!
I think it's beyond all of us...
I feel lonely when I'm alone. Then the voices come to comfort me. And to tell me to kill people.
I have those voices too, if you want them to be quiet, just threaten to poke them with a Q-tip, works every time.
The leprechaun tells me to burn things.
I touch people.
You're just jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me.
I touch myself.
simpsons XD
EAT PIE.
EAT CAKE!
EAT CAKE!
The voices in my head speak spanish, so I have no idea what they're saying.
They're not really your friends. They're just using you. You should kill THEM instead and then maybe you'll get real friends.
How? How do I do this? Shut up! Shut up I'm trying to talk to someone. No, I will NOT kill him. I don't even know if it's a him. How would you know? Oh, oh you know everything do you? Oh yea? Well.. well what's the capital of Connecticut then, huh? Oh, is it really? Well, I'm still not going to kill Undercover. Because there's a computer, the interenet, and reality in between us! Oh, you can control that too? Well, what do you need me for? Oh really? That's so sad. Six kids and a wife? I'm so sorry. It really must be hard to support them. You were going to be an actor? Oh, that's very sad. Fine,I'll consider killing him. *Looks up.* Sorry Undercover, did you say something?
Woah, block of text.
DUDE! You have 2009 comments...I thought it was 2010...?
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