About a week ago I went out to the movies and while waiting in line to get my ticket I heard a girl say, "Why does it smell like popcorn in here." I really hope she was kidding. MLIA
Today, I went to the bathroom, and my dad said, "Why does it smell like hooker in here?" He was kidding. MLIA.
Because I was in there. Duh.
I see.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. While he was eating me out he said, "Why does it smell like vagina in here?" I really hope he was kidding. MLIA
DB!
HP up!
Today, my date asked me why I smelled like popcorn. I told her to lick my butterballs. I wasnt kidding. MLIA.
Whoever badded this can't read.
Be my hooker?
Nope, Pervert's mine.
Aww I'm jealous. )':
False. Pervert is my bitch.
I rented her. It's costing me a bundle.
I rented her. It's costing me a bundle.
No, she's my bitch. You have to ask me before renting.
You were too busy not having internet.
So you went behind my back and snatched my bitch? Damn. Thats a party foul nukkah.
I'm sorry. I didn't get any of my STDs on her.
DB is my bitch, because I said so
Today, I read this comment. I'm still laughing. MLIA.
Today, I was offended. MLI COMPLETELY UPSET BY THIS. (Please bad I don't care but I am kidding.)
Yay! ^
I'm still confused.
I made a funny.
You made a baby.
Who's the father/birth-er?
I'm the father and birth-er. (: Talented, aren't I?
This reminds me of a long conversation I had with my wife on what it would be like if humans were asexual.
I read that as apesexual, so I'm keeping it that way in my mind.
wow stupid
Your name is a link. *Is tempted to click*
Yeah, I just noticed that. I think I'm going to click it, are you on a phone, perchance?
iPod.
I honestly don't care either way and wouldn't if I was the OP either.
people are stupid, stop posting about it
Why would she state a question? D:
It's opposite day in punctuation/grammar world? You should know that? How could you not.
Dx No one tells me anything!
Why does it smell like your mom in here?
Because she is coming here.
no, then it would smell like ejaculation
Where'd you get that you perv.
Turtles!
are like people, only not.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHICAGO.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, AUSTRALIA! :D
HAPPY NEW YEAR, BRITAIN. c:
HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHINA!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, TEXAS 8)
HAPPY NEW YEAR, TEXAS!!!
Dude Australia has been in 2010 for ages :P
I know, I just wanted to fit in. Geez, I'm a single mother with three kids, I could use a little compassion. </3 (Guess the reference?) :D
"That little girl over there has had fourteen abortions and she's not even nine yet! Now you go tell her THAT'S NOT REAL!" Guessing game time. x3
America's been in your mom for ages. Could you please ask her to remove us?
HAPPY...new YEAR..
Haha, I've had ABC on for background noise, and it was like, "Happy New Year, Chicago! Hang on, 'cuz we're partying like it's 2010!" Cue me yelling, "It IS 2010!" xD
how nice..I have nothing in the background cause i couldnt go to me friends house and everyone sleeping..
Everybody in my house is up, on various computers.
haha thats what its like when im at my dads
*looks up* you too, from your mom's house
HAPPY NEW YEAR LOUISIANA
HAPPY NEW YEAR WORLD EXCEPT PEOPLE IN TIME ZONES WHERE IT IS NOT YET 2010!!
omfg yay chicago!!! HAPPY NEW YEARS
I think I just broke my TV.
Devastated. D':
Yes I am. I just saw Robert Pattinson on it.
if you saw robert pattinson on it you shouldnt be wonderring why your tv broke. from ugliness derr
@MaraMelon, I'm sorry, but that was really lame. @OTTO, I hope you recover soon. :3
are you implying robery pattinson has good looks????
Fuck no. I'm just saying you could have thought of something better instead of 'from ugliness, derr.' It was kind of pathetic. :) Just sayin'.
Mara, please,stop. Your making a bigger moron out of yourself.
Ex. "No wonder it broke." Don't undestimate the people's ablitity to connect the dots.
Yeah I wasn't asking why it broke you dingbat. TUF: thank you, me too.
? dingbat ? really?
My name is not mara............ its a type of animal
Yeah, got a problem with it?
:) @};- Flower for you. :D
We shorten usernames here. Don't worry, it's endearing. And relax, we're not tearing on you. Just a friendly suggestion. When I first started people didn't even tell me what was wrong with my comments. They just badded me into oblivion.
no i hope she was serious then took the whole movie time lookiing for theatre "first one on your right"
I'm back... periodically
LOL! I only just got what this post meant. XD Lawl, what a blonde.
I'm going out. Night guys! Night TUF and OTTOBOTS and PERV and Mobile. SInce I replied to you guys the most I think. Have a safe and Happy New Year guys. Don't get too drunk. And remember, don't say yes to sex if they look hot. Because if they do, you're probably to drunk to notice they're shit ugly. LOVE Y'ALL!
Haha, nice. Good night. x3
Night!!
Hi there.
Hey there mobile.
I um... Just wanted to say I'm not asleep yet.
<3 good, you can stay up and talk to me ;)
Have you joined our facebook comment group yet?
Hmm I haventtttt what's it called??
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You missed my haka reference. And you're probably one of the only people who knows what that is.
Alaska! <3
Hey!! <3
How are you? :)
I am pretty good, just chilling, how about you,
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALASKA!!
Haha thanks, was that to me or the state?
To you. But I hope Alaska the state has a good new year as well.
Alaskas a state? :| Thought it was a country
Nighty night, NeonNerd! <3
Night!
Wait, so can we have sex with them if they look shit ugly WHILE we're drunk?
Perplexing. I'd say no.
So I can't get drunk and have sex with random people at all?
No, just not ugly people while you're drunk.
Good night!(:
Pie.
HAPPY NEW YEARSSS!!
similar event: I spent two weeks in Japan with a few people from my school and another school I didnt know existed. After about 2 days in Japan one of the other schools people made this wonderful statement "Why did I come to Japan, I dont even like rice" we made fun of her for the rest of the trip, your mom jokes just became (persons name)jokes
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