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Today, my history teacher asked our class which way north was. We all pointed in different directions. He said, 'Phew, a girl in my last class pointed up, Good job guys!' MLIA.
#521751 Comments: 75 Vote: average 7813meh 327Share 
[ - ]  OMGHaxorzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Just woah.
 
[ - ]  Squid_surferGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Woah?
 
[ - ]  OMGHaxorzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Woah.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Whoah?
 
[ - ]  Squid_surferGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Woah!!!
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.
 
[ - ]  Squid_surferGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Yes, yes it is.
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Like, woah.
 
[ - ]  1337413xGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Woahhhhh...
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Woah man! Just, woah!
 
[ - ]  OMGHaxorzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Totallllly...
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Ta-ta totally, dude! Ta-ta totally, dude! o-o
 
[ - ]  nerdsturnmeonGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
"He was like woah! And I was like Woah! And the she was like woooaaaahhh." (Name the reference guys!)
 
[ - ]  OMGHaxorzGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
I think it wasfrom nerdsturnmeon on a MLIA comment board?
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
FINDING NEMO!
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Crush. <3
 
[ - ]  nerdsturnmeonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
TUF ! You never seem to disappoint me ! You're right! I luh you girl! <3
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I lalalalove you guuuuuurl. <3
 
[ - ]  nerdsturnmeonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
:D
 
[ - ]  MaryGTGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
The "he was like woah! And I was like Woah!" thingy is also from The Craft where the guy goes "shes gonna cry them Im gonna cry then were all gonna cry!!" love that movie. .
 
[ - ]  ClicheScale1to10Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
uhh.
 
[ - ]  OMGHaxorzGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
No 9.5? You're slackin'.
 
[ - ]  icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I used to think north was whatever way I was facing so whenever I turned north would change.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
So did I.
 
[ - ]  icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
YAY...did you know thaat men are more likely to be able to guess which way north is theen women.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
No..
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Now I feel slightly offended...
 
[ - ]  icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
it's not cause we're dumb..It's just cause men used to be like HUNT! and they needed that skill more..
 
[ - ]  LMAO-AT-YOUGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Your name says ninja. icancounttote-ninja-panese
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
The stupid ones are always in History.
 
[ - ]  kitkatinthehatGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Isn't everyone in history?
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
NOT AP History. B)
 
[ - ]  kitkatinthehatGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
I'm not in AP History =D
 
[ - ]  chokollitGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Maybe it's cuz you don't have AP-ness.
 
[ - ]  averagesamanthaGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I almost pissed my pants at your comment. My mind is gross.
 
[ - ]  VierGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Lmao! It took me a second to get what you were talking about.
 
[ - ]  chokollitGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I totally jacked it off a MLIA so I apologize for lying to you guys. :(
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I hate AP history. :(
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
It sucks, no? That's why I didn't take it this year. Now I'm surrounded by stupid people. I wish there was some sort of in-between. D:
 
[ - ]  howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I'll up you!
 
[ - ]  OMWzomBIeSGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
up!
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Today, my history teacher asked our class which way the good hookers were. We all pointed in the direction of the girl who pointed up. He gave her an A for a good job. MLICorrupted
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
*wipes away tear of humor*
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Potatoes cry?
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Just because I'm the master of them, doesn't make me one of them.
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
So your not My. Potato head?? *sobs*
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Touche.
 
[ - ]  amorexoxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
All the time. Can't you see them all getting massacred every day? THEY HAVE FAMILIES, YOU KNOW.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I didn't! I'm a nonagon, for crying out loud!
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Good blow job maybe.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I'm gonna go now. Talk to you peoples later.
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Bye TMPM. I'll miss you. :(
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Bye TMPM. I'll miss you. :(
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Goodbye, master of the taters.
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR SOME PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  chokollitGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM TEXAS! (I just spent the last two minutes flailing on my bed and mourning about the last decade and now I'm bouncing around with joy.)
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
YOU LIVE IN TEXAS TO?!?!?! YAY!!! And I beat you for happy new year :) Who wants to kiss me? ;) *Puckers up*
 
[ - ]  nerdsturnmeonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
MWAH ! *on the cheek* I'm a girl. Unless you roll that way...
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Um, I'm a girl *Backs away extremely creeped out*
 
[ - ]  nerdsturnmeonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I put "on the cheek" in stars for reason, girl.
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Whatever. Can I have a guy this time?
 
[ - ]  icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
You a guy?
 
[ - ]  nerdsturnmeonGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Yes. My dick is 9" long.
 
[ - ]  icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
umm news years kiss....maybe...or not..
 
[ - ]  Squid_surferGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Oh, thats what that is? I thought that was a wart.
 
[ - ]  nerdsturnmeonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Give me creative name for the penis... I have Wenis, but thats honestly all I can think of.
 
[ - ]  Squid_surferGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Name it Richard. XD
 
[ - ]  SquiggilyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Oh, I see what you did there. :D
 
[ - ]  Squid_surferGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Haha, no-one else caught that. *gives you a cookie* :D
 
[ - ]  manus127Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
hahaha that was quite clever. good one.
 
[ - ]  icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
wenis isnt a word for penis...alli can think of are cock and dick though..and a ton for balls
 
[ - ]  LawlieterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Jabberwocky.
 
[ - ]  tramykinsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
thats what my history teacher!!! hmmm same teacher perhaps....???
 
[ - ]  tramykinsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
*teacher said
 
[ - ]  oh_youknowGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
either you're both in my history class, or multiple teachers have said this lol
 

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