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Today, my history teacher asked our class which way north was. We all pointed in different directions. He said, 'Phew, a girl in my last class pointed up, Good job guys!' MLIA.
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OMGHaxorz Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Just woah.
 
Squid_surfer Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Woah?
 
OMGHaxorz Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Woah.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Whoah?
 
Squid_surfer Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Woah!!!
 
Mobile Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.
 
Squid_surfer Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes, yes it is.
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Like, woah.
 
1337413x Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Woahhhhh...
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Woah man! Just, woah!
 
OMGHaxorz Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Totallllly...
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ta-ta totally, dude! Ta-ta totally, dude! o-o
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 5 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
"He was like woah! And I was like Woah! And the she was like woooaaaahhh." (Name the reference guys!)
 
OMGHaxorz Good: 0 Bad: 2 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think it wasfrom nerdsturnmeon on a MLIA comment board?
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
FINDING NEMO!
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Crush. <3
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
TUF ! You never seem to disappoint me ! You're right! I luh you girl! <3
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I lalalalove you guuuuuurl. <3
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
:D
 
MaryGT Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The "he was like woah! And I was like Woah!" thingy is also from The Craft where the guy goes "shes gonna cry them Im gonna cry then were all gonna cry!!" love that movie. .
 
ClicheScale1to10 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
uhh.
 
OMGHaxorz Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No 9.5? You're slackin'.
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 7 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I used to think north was whatever way I was facing so whenever I turned north would change.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So did I.
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
YAY...did you know thaat men are more likely to be able to guess which way north is theen women.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No..
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Now I feel slightly offended...
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
it's not cause we're dumb..It's just cause men used to be like HUNT! and they needed that skill more..
 
LMAO-AT-YOU Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Your name says ninja. icancounttote-ninja-panese
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The stupid ones are always in History.
 
kitkatinthehat Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Isn't everyone in history?
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
NOT AP History. B)
 
kitkatinthehat Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm not in AP History =D
 
chokollit Good: 4 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Maybe it's cuz you don't have AP-ness.
 
averagesamantha Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I almost pissed my pants at your comment. My mind is gross.
 
Vier Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lmao! It took me a second to get what you were talking about.
 
chokollit Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I totally jacked it off a MLIA so I apologize for lying to you guys. :(
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I hate AP history. :(
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It sucks, no? That's why I didn't take it this year. Now I'm surrounded by stupid people. I wish there was some sort of in-between. D:
 
howxprofound Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'll up you!
 
OMWzomBIeS Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
up!
 
Mobile Good: 8 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Today, my history teacher asked our class which way the good hookers were. We all pointed in the direction of the girl who pointed up. He gave her an A for a good job. MLICorrupted
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*wipes away tear of humor*
 
Nonagon Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Potatoes cry?
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Just because I'm the master of them, doesn't make me one of them.
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So your not My. Potato head?? *sobs*
 
Nonagon Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Touche.
 
amorexox Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
All the time. Can't you see them all getting massacred every day? THEY HAVE FAMILIES, YOU KNOW.
 
Nonagon Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I didn't! I'm a nonagon, for crying out loud!
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Good blow job maybe.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm gonna go now. Talk to you peoples later.
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Bye TMPM. I'll miss you. :(
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Bye TMPM. I'll miss you. :(
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Goodbye, master of the taters.
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HAPPY NEW YEAR SOME PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
 
chokollit Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM TEXAS! (I just spent the last two minutes flailing on my bed and mourning about the last decade and now I'm bouncing around with joy.)
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
YOU LIVE IN TEXAS TO?!?!?! YAY!!! And I beat you for happy new year :) Who wants to kiss me? ;) *Puckers up*
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
MWAH ! *on the cheek* I'm a girl. Unless you roll that way...
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Um, I'm a girl *Backs away extremely creeped out*
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I put "on the cheek" in stars for reason, girl.
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Whatever. Can I have a guy this time?
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You a guy?
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes. My dick is 9" long.
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
umm news years kiss....maybe...or not..
 
Squid_surfer Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh, thats what that is? I thought that was a wart.
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Give me creative name for the penis... I have Wenis, but thats honestly all I can think of.
 
Squid_surfer Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Name it Richard. XD
 
Squiggily Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh, I see what you did there. :D
 
Squid_surfer Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha, no-one else caught that. *gives you a cookie* :D
 
manus127 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hahaha that was quite clever. good one.
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 0 Bad: 2 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wenis isnt a word for penis...alli can think of are cock and dick though..and a ton for balls
 
Lawlieter Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Jabberwocky.
 
tramykins Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
thats what my history teacher!!! hmmm same teacher perhaps....???
 
tramykins Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*teacher said
 
oh_youknow Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
either you're both in my history class, or multiple teachers have said this lol
 
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