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Today, I got an iced coffe from McDonald's on my way to work. The cup said, "CAUTION: This product is HOT." I complained at the register, saying that it was alse advertising and I was going to sue, just to see what they would do. The young clerk stuttered an apology and gave me ten of those little apple pies and my iced coffe for free. I decided not to sue. MLIA.

#521749 Comments: 28 Vote: average 6902meh 964Share

[ - ] 1337413xGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

lol

[ - ] pinkaloonsGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I bet you made that poor guy sad. :-( and 1337413x? please do not draw a drowning guy. It makes me sad!

[ - ] NormanTheOneGood: 8Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

The OP is a douchebag. oh and *coffee & *false

[ - ] kitkatinthehatGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

..what?

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I should've been in that cup...

[ - ] Garden_GnomeGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

today i ordered a coffee from McDonald's and as i was walking out i tripped and it spilled all over me. i walked over to the counter to tell them what happened and the clerk then threw iced coffee at me to cool me down. MLIA

[ - ] dunberberleeGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

BAHAHAHA

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

Hm. So they should put a label on me 'CAUTION: This product is HOT'? *shot for lameness*.

[ - ] blahguy28740Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

or someone should change it so it reads 'CAUTION: This product I SHOT' and i too hate those damn alse advertisements

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

1. learn to spell coffee 2. I don't actually have anythhing else to say.

[ - ] MobileGood: 12Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Today, I repeated an old MLIA. MLIPlagiarized

[ - ] oreosmooshyGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I wonder what "alse advertising" is...

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 12Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Here I will make this average for you OP: Today, I drank coffee. MLIA

[ - ] funsize999Good: 11Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

You are such an asshole. Also, I call bullshit since no one would give you ten apple pies for free, retarded complaint or not. Pro-tip: if you're going to submit a fake story, at least make it believable. Asshole.

[ - ] dunberberleeGood: 11Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

That is soooo horribly mean. You know those people have actual souls right? They're not just robots... They probably bitch talked about you behind your back. That's what I do, bitch. Then we spit in your free iced coffees and give you pies that expired four days ago. ^_^

[ - ] ClicheBrigadeGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I have a feeling I should be worried but I can only laugh. I used to work at a supermarket and if someone pissed me off I would put a whole in there plastic and/or puncture the seal on their meat. Good Times.

[ - ] ClicheBrigadeGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

hole*

[ - ] hockey1836Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Nice spelling. Also, it's not false advertising. It's a warning label, not an advertisment.

[ - ] dunberberleeGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

God forbid someone else would get a hot coffee. It's the law to place that warning there. Complaining about it only gets you a burned tongue in the future.

[ - ] chiaramontex3Good: 3Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

who would ever vote yes on this? this story is awful, and 100% fake.

[ - ] PunGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

this is fucking terrible o_o

[ - ] NotSoCoolTheatreKidGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

If they really did give the OP that many free apple pies, I'm pretty sure it's because the employees spit in them or dropped them on the floor. I hope they did.

[ - ] MollysLIAGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

well, its ok guys, it was just alse advertising.

[ - ] ML228Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

OK. 1.) COFFEE 2.) FALSE ADVERTISING 3.) Its not even advertising, its a warning.

[ - ] holmziGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

yeah i've read pretty much the exact same thing before on here

[ - ] zathrasGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

op: you're cold..

[ - ] Hard_To_BelieveGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You son of a swerve!

[ - ] Ale21Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

THE ONLY REASON THOSE CUPS SAY CAUTION IS CUZ THIS PERSON ONCE PUT IT BETWEEN THEIR LEGS INA DRIVE THRU WEN IT DDINT SAY CAUTION AND IT SPILLED AND THE PESRON GOT BURNED AND SHE OR HE SUED MCDONALDS SO THEY HAD TO PUT THE CAUTION THING...AND GIVE HIM OR HER MONEY. im so not kidding. i swear.

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