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Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I got an iced coffe from McDonald's on my way to work. The cup said, "CAUTION: This product is HOT." I complained at the register, saying that it was alse advertising and I was going to sue, just to see what they would do. The young clerk stuttered an apology and gave me ten of those little apple pies and my iced coffe for free. I decided not to sue. MLIA.
#521749 Comments: 28 Vote: average 3466 meh 485
1337413x Good: 1 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lol
 
pinkaloons Good: 3 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I bet you made that poor guy sad. :-( and 1337413x? please do not draw a drowning guy. It makes me sad!
 
NormanTheOne Good: 8 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The OP is a douchebag. oh and *coffee & *false
 
kitkatinthehat Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
..what?
 
howxprofound Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I should've been in that cup...
 
Garden_Gnome Good: 10 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
today i ordered a coffee from McDonald's and as i was walking out i tripped and it spilled all over me. i walked over to the counter to tell them what happened and the clerk then threw iced coffee at me to cool me down. MLIA
 
dunberberlee Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
BAHAHAHA
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 2 Bad: 4 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hm. So they should put a label on me 'CAUTION: This product is HOT'? *shot for lameness*.
 
blahguy28740 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
or someone should change it so it reads 'CAUTION: This product I SHOT' and i too hate those damn alse advertisements
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 2 Bad: 3 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
1. learn to spell coffee 2. I don't actually have anythhing else to say.
 
Mobile Good: 12 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Today, I repeated an old MLIA. MLIPlagiarized
 
oreosmooshy Good: 5 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I wonder what "alse advertising" is...
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 12 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Here I will make this average for you OP: Today, I drank coffee. MLIA
 
funsize999 Good: 11 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You are such an asshole. Also, I call bullshit since no one would give you ten apple pies for free, retarded complaint or not. Pro-tip: if you're going to submit a fake story, at least make it believable. Asshole.
 
dunberberlee Good: 11 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That is soooo horribly mean. You know those people have actual souls right? They're not just robots... They probably bitch talked about you behind your back. That's what I do, bitch. Then we spit in your free iced coffees and give you pies that expired four days ago. ^_^
 
ClicheBrigade Good: 2 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I have a feeling I should be worried but I can only laugh. I used to work at a supermarket and if someone pissed me off I would put a whole in there plastic and/or puncture the seal on their meat. Good Times.
 
ClicheBrigade Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hole*
 
hockey1836 Good: 4 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Nice spelling. Also, it's not false advertising. It's a warning label, not an advertisment.
 
dunberberlee Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
God forbid someone else would get a hot coffee. It's the law to place that warning there. Complaining about it only gets you a burned tongue in the future.
 
chiaramontex3 Good: 3 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
who would ever vote yes on this? this story is awful, and 100% fake.
 
Pun Good: 2 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this is fucking terrible o_o
 
NotSoCoolTheatreKid Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If they really did give the OP that many free apple pies, I'm pretty sure it's because the employees spit in them or dropped them on the floor. I hope they did.
 
MollysLIA Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
well, its ok guys, it was just alse advertising.
 
ML228 Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OK. 1.) COFFEE 2.) FALSE ADVERTISING 3.) Its not even advertising, its a warning.
 
holmzi Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
yeah i've read pretty much the exact same thing before on here
 
zathras Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
op: you're cold..
 
Hard_To_Believe Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You son of a swerve!
 
Ale21 Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
THE ONLY REASON THOSE CUPS SAY CAUTION IS CUZ THIS PERSON ONCE PUT IT BETWEEN THEIR LEGS INA DRIVE THRU WEN IT DDINT SAY CAUTION AND IT SPILLED AND THE PESRON GOT BURNED AND SHE OR HE SUED MCDONALDS SO THEY HAD TO PUT THE CAUTION THING...AND GIVE HIM OR HER MONEY. im so not kidding. i swear.
 
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