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Today I was doing research for a speech on the negative aspects of high heels. Into Google I typed "high heels are..." and it said "high heels are a male invention designed to make it harder for women to run away" Yahoo just thinks that high heels are to big. MLIA.
#521719 Comments: 90 Vote: average 7862meh 837Share 
[ - ]  LAVEGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
 
[ - ]  rjrudmanGood: 9Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
OP. If you're going to post a terrible, cliche'd MLIA, make sure you don't just make up bullshit, especially when it's testable in < 5 seconds. Fuck you.
 
[ - ]  RandLawlGood: 6Bad: 62 years, 1 month ago
I like cheese.
 
[ - ]  p31gurlGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
More than almost any other animal by-product :)
 
[ - ]  ElvendorkGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
My favourite's Gouda!
 
[ - ]  superrpiggGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Do you... like... cheese?
 
[ - ]  veroniraptorrGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I'll be the best lab partner you've ever had...
 
[ - ]  tyyrGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
all hail Taco! Cheesy overlord of the Bean Burritos
 
[ - ]  howxprofoundGood: 9Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
This was from a movie.
 
[ - ]  kitkatinthehatGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Which movie?
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 21Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
She's the Man?
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 192 years, 1 month ago
She's the Man?
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 192 years, 1 month ago
She's the Man?
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 5Bad: 202 years, 1 month ago
She's the Man?
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 11Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT QUADRUPLE POST.
 
[ - ]  kitkatinthehatGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
I've never seen that before..
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Well you've got a lot to learn.
 
[ - ]  RandLawlGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
I did that once... it was like 6 damn posts...
 
[ - ]  kitkatinthehatGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
Never seen a quadruple post before.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
New record. Well done. :)
 
[ - ]  qwerty42Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
the dreaded quadruple post
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I fucking love that movie!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  clxxraGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
it was from She's The Man.
 
[ - ]  LAVEGood: 13Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
i think we've established that ;)
 
[ - ]  pigfartsroxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Yeah...but it's not. (from She's the Man)
 
[ - ]  smalfrie19Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
your high...yes it is
 
[ - ]  pigfartsroxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
10 Things I Hate About You! :)
 
[ - ]  OnAStickGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Then She's the Man stole it from 10 Things I Hate About You.
 
[ - ]  amber17Good: 4Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
You mean the OP is a stealer of movie quotes? I have no new-found disgust for you OP. New.Found.Disgust.
 
[ - ]  amber17Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
The no isn't supposed to be there. :/ Stupid typos.
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
...I thought these were gone. D:
 
[ - ]  OctoPieGood: 7Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
GO TO HELL. Say hi to the devil. We're besties.
 
[ - ]  LAVEGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
the devil went down to georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal..
 
[ - ]  qwerty42Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
 
[ - ]  LAVEGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
when he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
 
[ - ]  qwerty42Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
The devil jumped on a hickory stump and said "Boy let me tell you what."
 
[ - ]  LAVEGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
i bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too, and if you'd care to take a dare i'll make a bet with you!
 
[ - ]  qwerty42Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due, I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
 
[ - ]  amorexoxGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
 
[ - ]  LAVEGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
the boy said my name's johnny and it might be a sin, but i'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos i'm the best that's ever been! *furious fiddling*
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
I HATE YOU! I THOUGHT YOUR NAME SAID 'LAWL' I GOT EXCITED FOR FIVE SECONDS! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME!? I MISS LAWL. >B(
 
[ - ]  LAVEGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
how can you hate LAVE?
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Because Lawl is cooler. That's why. >B(
 
[ - ]  qwerty42Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
angry sunglasses?
 
[ - ]  LAVEGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
but LAVE LAVES everyone! you hate the one who LAVES you?
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Lave. It reminds me of 'to wash' in French.
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Temper, temper. *Waggles finger*
 
[ - ]  LooneyLunaGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Hey you interupted the story about the devil and the fiddle player! I wanted to hear the rest!
 
[ - ]  LooneyLunaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Hey! You interupted the story about the devil and fiddler! I wanted to hear how it ends!
 
[ - ]  howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Octo-biffles.
 
[ - ]  OctoPieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I love you so.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Anything about google/yahoo = Trash.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 10Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
These posts make my mind corrode, make my head explode, stop with the cliches, or you'll go up in a blaze, C'mon, you don't want us to implode. *A limerick, with an average/below average last line, by TMPM*
 
[ - ]  amber17Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
You are amazing. I <3 your limericks.
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
HEY. Eyes off my wife! D:<
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Oh snap!
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
*psst* if you like it, good it.
 
[ - ]  amber17Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I did and I'm sorry I didn't know. *removes eyes from thepotatomaster* Plus I'm a girl....so yeah.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
*psst* if you like it, good it.
 
[ - ]  amber17Good: 4Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not Google and Yahoo wars, please anything but those. *begs*
 
[ - ]  ManderrrGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
Blah, it's from "She's the Man".......
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Today, I was looking to buy some high-heels, but google's suggest feature amused me. 45 minutes later, and I'm buying bigger breasts from Yahoo. MLIInternetAddicted
 
[ - ]  howxprofoundGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Again?!
 
[ - ]  chokollitGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Guys I feel out-of-date. The New Years ball in New York dropped half a hour ago but it's still 2009 here. :c
 
[ - ]  RazzleBedazzledGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
It's still 2009 here, too.
 
[ - ]  SpleeniGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
My god! We must be going BACKWARDS IN TIME!
 
[ - ]  amber17Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Same for here.
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Texas agrees.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Ditto.
 
[ - ]  amber17Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Charizard?
 
[ - ]  amber17Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I've got 8 minutes until New Years....
 
[ - ]  SpleeniGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Unless time's going backwards! Then you'll only have your entire life to live through!
 
[ - ]  amber17Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
*blinks*
 
[ - ]  chokollitGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
OH MY GOD THE KID IN MY SOCIAL STUDIES CLASS MUST REALLY BE NAMED BENJAMIN BUTTON. D:
 
[ - ]  autumnsfantasyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I was gonna comment about heels, but then I got distracted by the Charlie Daniels lyrics. D;
 
[ - ]  SamuelTobiasLowtherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
high heels are crippled platform shoes. Poor high heels...
 
[ - ]  savethephantomGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
That is a quote from the movie "She's the man". That movie is hilarious!
 
[ - ]  NCISGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
fake... that isn't what google says!
 
[ - ]  lexaayyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
that's a quote from She's The Man, isn't it?
 
[ - ]  raspberry_cordialGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Absolutely from She's the Man. Not as funny knowing that. Still pretty hilarious though. That movie is funny.
 
[ - ]  SomepartsaremeGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
I've been wanting to get this off my chest for a while. Yahoo provides average answers that people might actually use. And IT gets bashed on My Life is AVERAGE?! Yahoo's hardly even about searching anymore, more about product.
 
[ - ]  5mmgridbookGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
wow. Nice way to disguise a google vs yahoo post.
 
[ - ]  NettieGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
thats a quote from a movie
 
[ - ]  MelonCullen13Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Google said what, according to you, Yahoo did. Not to mention you spelled too incorrectly.
 
[ - ]  NonjaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Yes. I've only found one of these Google v. Yahoo posts to be true.
 
[ - ]  mallorreGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
lmao 'she's the man' quote
 
[ - ]  danceforthestarsGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!! I thought we were done with this!
 
[ - ]  CpeBachGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
SHUT UP.
 
[ - ]  salutati0nsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I swear someone officially ended this war a while ago
 
[ - ]  smalfrie19Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
"No mom I will not wear heels...because heels are a male invention to make a womans butt look smaller....and to make it harder for him to run away." ~ Amanda Bynes; She's the Man
 

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