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Today I was doing research for a speech on the negative aspects of high heels. Into Google I typed "high heels are..." and it said "high heels are a male invention designed to make it harder for women to run away" Yahoo just thinks that high heels are to big. MLIA.
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LAVE Good: 8 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
 
rjrudman Good: 9 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OP. If you're going to post a terrible, cliche'd MLIA, make sure you don't just make up bullshit, especially when it's testable in < 5 seconds. Fuck you.
 
RandLawl Good: 6 Bad: 6 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like cheese.
 
p31gurl Good: 9 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
More than almost any other animal by-product :)
 
Elvendork Good: 5 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
My favourite's Gouda!
 
superrpigg Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Do you... like... cheese?
 
veroniraptorr Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'll be the best lab partner you've ever had...
 
tyyr Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
all hail Taco! Cheesy overlord of the Bean Burritos
 
howxprofound Good: 9 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This was from a movie.
 
kitkatinthehat Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Which movie?
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 20 Bad: 5 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
She's the Man?
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 4 Bad: 19 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
She's the Man?
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 4 Bad: 19 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
She's the Man?
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 5 Bad: 20 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
She's the Man?
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 11 Bad: 3 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT QUADRUPLE POST.
 
kitkatinthehat Good: 2 Bad: 3 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I've never seen that before..
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 3 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well you've got a lot to learn.
 
RandLawl Good: 0 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I did that once... it was like 6 damn posts...
 
kitkatinthehat Good: 1 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Never seen a quadruple post before.
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
New record. Well done. :)
 
qwerty42 Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
the dreaded quadruple post
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 7 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I fucking love that movie!!!!!!!!
 
clxxra Good: 4 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
it was from She's The Man.
 
LAVE Good: 13 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i think we've established that ;)
 
pigfartsrox Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah...but it's not. (from She's the Man)
 
smalfrie19 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
your high...yes it is
 
pigfartsrox Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
10 Things I Hate About You! :)
 
OnAStick Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Then She's the Man stole it from 10 Things I Hate About You.
 
amber17 Good: 4 Bad: 5 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You mean the OP is a stealer of movie quotes? I have no new-found disgust for you OP. New.Found.Disgust.
 
amber17 Good: 3 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The no isn't supposed to be there. :/ Stupid typos.
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 4 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...I thought these were gone. D:
 
OctoPie Good: 7 Bad: 5 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
GO TO HELL. Say hi to the devil. We're besties.
 
LAVE Good: 7 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
the devil went down to georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal..
 
qwerty42 Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
 
LAVE Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
when he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
 
qwerty42 Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The devil jumped on a hickory stump and said "Boy let me tell you what."
 
LAVE Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too, and if you'd care to take a dare i'll make a bet with you!
 
qwerty42 Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due, I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
 
amorexox Good: 2 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
 
LAVE Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
the boy said my name's johnny and it might be a sin, but i'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos i'm the best that's ever been! *furious fiddling*
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I HATE YOU! I THOUGHT YOUR NAME SAID 'LAWL' I GOT EXCITED FOR FIVE SECONDS! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME!? I MISS LAWL. >B(
 
LAVE Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
how can you hate LAVE?
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Because Lawl is cooler. That's why. >B(
 
qwerty42 Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
angry sunglasses?
 
LAVE Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
but LAVE LAVES everyone! you hate the one who LAVES you?
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lave. It reminds me of 'to wash' in French.
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Temper, temper. *Waggles finger*
 
LooneyLuna Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hey you interupted the story about the devil and the fiddle player! I wanted to hear the rest!
 
LooneyLuna Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hey! You interupted the story about the devil and fiddler! I wanted to hear how it ends!
 
howxprofound Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Octo-biffles.
 
OctoPie Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I love you so.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 4 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Anything about google/yahoo = Trash.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 10 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
These posts make my mind corrode, make my head explode, stop with the cliches, or you'll go up in a blaze, C'mon, you don't want us to implode. *A limerick, with an average/below average last line, by TMPM*
 
amber17 Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You are amazing. I <3 your limericks.
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HEY. Eyes off my wife! D:<
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh snap!
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*psst* if you like it, good it.
 
amber17 Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I did and I'm sorry I didn't know. *removes eyes from thepotatomaster* Plus I'm a girl....so yeah.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*psst* if you like it, good it.
 
amber17 Good: 4 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not Google and Yahoo wars, please anything but those. *begs*
 
Manderrr Good: 1 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Blah, it's from "She's the Man".......
 
Mobile Good: 7 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Today, I was looking to buy some high-heels, but google's suggest feature amused me. 45 minutes later, and I'm buying bigger breasts from Yahoo. MLIInternetAddicted
 
howxprofound Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Again?!
 
chokollit Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Guys I feel out-of-date. The New Years ball in New York dropped half a hour ago but it's still 2009 here. :c
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's still 2009 here, too.
 
Spleeni Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
My god! We must be going BACKWARDS IN TIME!
 
amber17 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Same for here.
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Texas agrees.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ditto.
 
amber17 Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Charizard?
 
amber17 Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I've got 8 minutes until New Years....
 
Spleeni Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Unless time's going backwards! Then you'll only have your entire life to live through!
 
amber17 Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*blinks*
 
chokollit Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OH MY GOD THE KID IN MY SOCIAL STUDIES CLASS MUST REALLY BE NAMED BENJAMIN BUTTON. D:
 
autumnsfantasy Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I was gonna comment about heels, but then I got distracted by the Charlie Daniels lyrics. D;
 
SamuelTobiasLowther Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
high heels are crippled platform shoes. Poor high heels...
 
savethephantom Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That is a quote from the movie "She's the man". That movie is hilarious!
 
NCIS Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
fake... that isn't what google says!
 
lexaayy Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
that's a quote from She's The Man, isn't it?
 
raspberry_cordial Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Absolutely from She's the Man. Not as funny knowing that. Still pretty hilarious though. That movie is funny.
 
Somepartsareme Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I've been wanting to get this off my chest for a while. Yahoo provides average answers that people might actually use. And IT gets bashed on My Life is AVERAGE?! Yahoo's hardly even about searching anymore, more about product.
 
5mmgridbook Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wow. Nice way to disguise a google vs yahoo post.
 
Nettie Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
thats a quote from a movie
 
MelonCullen13 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Google said what, according to you, Yahoo did. Not to mention you spelled too incorrectly.
 
Nonja Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes. I've only found one of these Google v. Yahoo posts to be true.
 
mallorre Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lmao 'she's the man' quote
 
danceforthestars Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!! I thought we were done with this!
 
CpeBach Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
SHUT UP.
 
salutati0ns Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I swear someone officially ended this war a while ago
 
smalfrie19 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
"No mom I will not wear heels...because heels are a male invention to make a womans butt look smaller....and to make it harder for him to run away." ~ Amanda Bynes; She's the Man
 
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