During Creative Writing class, my teacher told us that the poem was about death and rebirth...I said "But, dad, don't we eat the antelope?" and my teacher responded, "Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die we become the grass and the antelope eat the grass and thus we are all part of the circle of life." I love my school. MLIA
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Why do you do things?
You tell me.
You, tell me.
Me, tell you.
Suck my wenis. *wiggly eyebrows*
HAPPY NEW YEAR
The poem? WHAT POEM? Dx
I love your school too. It has many sex-spots.
Not the poem. THE poem!
Ok, that should have been a reply to Razzle's comment. Fail.
Why are people on this late? I just have nothing to do because ive already partied.
You're done already?! Try using your other hand.
ROFL. Nice. xD
LMAO :D
but your mom said i only had to for an hour [!]
YEAH RIGHT. BITH, THIS IS MY PARTY.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
I smoked weed behind that school...
and did your significant other
During my Creative Writing class, my teacher told us about death and after-birth. Apparently, we don't eat the placenta and drink the embryonic fluids as a personal sacrifice to the gods that the mother's spirit lives on in the child. MLIALie
Mobile, you genuinely made me lol. very rare occasion
I'm listening to 'Hakuna Matata.' :)
Its a wonderful...breeze...day...?
*what a wonderful phrase
Why would this person call his teacher, 'dad?'
Fail. Reference fail. Fail-mister. Its from Lion king. Go, shoo, get reacquainted with it ;)
Gah! Misquote!
"Yes, Simba, but let me explain: When we die our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass and so, we are all connected in the great circle of life."
"Good morning sire!"
"Good morning Zazu."
... may have gone too far, but now I'm singing 'Morning Report'
This story was epic fail. If you want to write a fake story about the Lion King, just because everyone else on MLIA is writing about fake Disney movies, at least make sure it's plausible, readable, makes sense, and DON'T mess up the quote!
When I read this I heard simba's and Mufasa's voices in my head as if they were saying their lines, should i be worried
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