MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Das a big group. You didn't even mention you found it on facebook.

[ - ] OctoPieGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

It's actually a mob. Shh, don't tell anyone.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I know someone in the mafia :o

[ - ] OctoPieGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*knew. They're not very good if you know.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I guess you'd be right.

[ - ] OctoPieGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You have proven yourself, young grasshopper :)

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Sweet, is this like a video game, where I'll be upgraded to elder owl now?!

[ - ] OctoPieGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Maybe. Prove yourself more.

[ - ] Squid_surferGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

OCTO, YOU DARE MAKE A PIE OUT OF ME!?

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

If you tried to suck my dick you'd be disappointed.

[ - ] Squid_surferGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Because it's invisible like a ninja?

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

No, it's invisible like, nonexistent.

[ - ] Squid_surferGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Lies! It's just invisible. You just don't know it yet.

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Correct.

[ - ] Squid_surferGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Incorrect.

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You would know??

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Aww erectile dysfunction?

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Nope..I have no dick.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Are you sure about that?

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*checks* Yup definetly not a dick.

[ - ] MobileGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I know. It would prove that my life is in the toilet, because I have resorted to sucking dick for crack.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Aw...

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Funny story: first night I was in college I went to a place not far from my dorm at 3 AM. A couple of kids told us a story about how they were lost not far from there, and a guy was like, "I won't give you directions, but I'll suck your dick!" They were like, "what?" and he was like, "Yo I'll suck BOTH y'all dick."

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You're killing me. Baseball.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Did he expect a dick sucking/crack in return?

[ - ] nerdsturnmeonGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

SOoooo, did they suck dick or what..Your leaving me hanging with my hand on my dick....

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

This made me chortle.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*mental image* OHHHH GOD! OH THE PAIN! *runs to cleanse out mind*

[ - ] nerdsturnmeonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

S'okay TMPM. I have a Vagina.

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

And a dick that's not even there at that.

[ - ] KaciQt4everGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

You can suck my dick any day shuga

[ - ] OMGHaxorzGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I thought your name was I can count to te ninja panese

[ - ] amber17Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Aren't they smart/clever?

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I hate all those "If 100,000,000 people join..." groups.

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

They just want that many people in the group. It means nothing.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Exactly. It's stupid.

[ - ] amber17Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I agree

[ - ] OMGHaxorzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I concur wholeheartedly.

[ - ] OMWzomBIeSGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Today, i found a group that doesnt care

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I'm going to do the haka on your face.

[ - ] ninja_buddiesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

that would be freaky 0_o

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

YES! Someone knows what the haka is!!!!

[ - ] ninja_buddiesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

haha :) the amount of times i've seen it on t.v... stupid overrated rugby. blugh

[ - ] rugbychickkk23Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

omg they arent letting them do the haka in cali for high school tournaments anymore! so upset ): now im going to a game this saturday with no haka. BUT THATS MY FAVE PART! (: and im glad more poeple know what it is!

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Why did I take 'group' to be meant in a perverted way?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

One of those moments?

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Or was it a hopeful thought?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

BOTH!

[ - ] slamdnkindrummerGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Obviously its because you are a pervert.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Noooo silly! Pervert is the pervert!

[ - ] RandLawlGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I like cheese.

[ - ] chokollitGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I like Macs.

[ - ] OctoPieGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I like pie.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I like OctoPie. (Octo-worship)

[ - ] KaciQt4everGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I like Octo-monkey

[ - ] OctoPieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Profoundness, you have the hang of it.

[ - ] OMGHaxorzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I like OctoCamo.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I like fat babies. They be tasty. =P

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You eat our babiez. D:

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Only strangers babies. Oh by the way Razzle, I think I missed my period. *le gasp!*

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

OH ME GEEH. We're both pregnant?

[ - ] nerdsturnmeonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

YOUS HAVING MASHYSPARKLE BABY ? WITH OUT VAGINA NERD ? WHAT IS THIS !

[ - ] nerdsturnmeonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

The computer ? If so, me too. I have one. Its name is Otis. He's very good to me.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

RandLawl! :D

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Lets share resolutions! Wait until you have the teddy bear to talk, so please pass it around *gives teddy bear to random person*

[ - ] ninja_buddiesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

teddybear? what kind?

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

A teddy bear teddy bear, okay!?

[ - ] amber17Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*takes teddy bear* My resolution is to....wait I don't know. *gasp* I need to think of one before it's too late! *passes teddy bear to whoever wants it*

[ - ] ninja_buddiesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

i'll take it!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*grabs teddy bear* Hi, my name is the mashedpotatomaster and I'm addicted to mashed potatoes.

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Resolution, please.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*scratches chin* What the fuuu-*leaves*

[ - ] KaciQt4everGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

hello mashed potato

[ - ] KaciQt4everGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

...master

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

hi.

[ - ] nerdsturnmeonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

buuuuurrrn..

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

nooottttttt

[ - ] chokollitGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You're so brave. /claps

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*takes teddy bear* My resolution is to be slightly less insane.

[ - ] ninja_buddiesGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

i dont suffer from isanity, i enjoy every moment of it.

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Me neither but people find it annoying..

[ - ] lleya123Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*Takes teddy bear* My resolution is to.... be more awesome. Yeah, that works.

[ - ] chokollitGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*takes teddy bear* My resolution is to stop taking stuff from strangers. er...yeah.

[ - ] amber17Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

STEALER! I knew it was you who stole my chocolate.

[ - ] chokollitGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

LIES! PURE LIES!! I AM NOT A STEALER. ...I prefer the term 'Kleptomaniac.'

[ - ] MoonthGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*Grabs teddy* Mine is to stop procastinating. (pshaw, like that'll happen!)

[ - ] chokollitGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

We all know you even haven't started on THAT.

[ - ] nerdsturnmeonGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

*steals bear and replaces with wenis* TEEEHEEE!

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

You little bastard!!!

[ - ] ninja_buddiesGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

finally a new post. i was getting worried.

[ - ] amber17Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

The rate limit was exceeded. :/

[ - ] amber17Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I didn't mean to reply.... ^ Ignore that comment.

[ - ] ally3277Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Joined

[ - ] nerdsturnmeonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Haii n00b. Welcome. :)

[ - ] ally3277Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Does an award come with this?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I just broke a nail. Fuck. ._.

[ - ] amber17Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I'm sorry :/ that hurts.

[ - ] chokollitGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I broke a nail. I'm a hammer. MLIA.

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

...I've always wondered how that worked out.

[ - ] nerdsturnmeonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*gasps*TUF! Here, let me lick it better.

[ - ] ninja_buddiesGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

what music is everyone listening to? i need something new

[ - ] kuhnellGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I read this. I went to Fabecook. I joined.

[ - ] roflcopter1Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

i joined this group too :)

[ - ] SNaomiQGood: 0Bad: 92 years, 1 month ago

My best friend made this group! She's awesome...

[ - ] liverpoolcrs9Good: 7Bad: 02 years ago

errrrr, I made that group, and I am almoooost positive I am male.

[ - ] its_ronaldo_nowGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

hey ash ketchum, I knew it was you as soon as i saw the username...btw i'm the other administrator in the group whose name starts with C

[ - ] jkensukeGood: 0Bad: 72 years, 1 month ago

this is a crap story

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