MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I found a group that was called "If 100,000 join, we will have a big group". Finally, a group that has to keep to it's promise. MLIA
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howxprofound Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Das a big group. You didn't even mention you found it on facebook.
 
OctoPie Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's actually a mob. Shh, don't tell anyone.
 
howxprofound Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I know someone in the mafia :o
 
OctoPie Good: 4 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*knew. They're not very good if you know.
 
howxprofound Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I guess you'd be right.
 
OctoPie Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You have proven yourself, young grasshopper :)
 
howxprofound Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sweet, is this like a video game, where I'll be upgraded to elder owl now?!
 
OctoPie Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Maybe. Prove yourself more.
 
Squid_surfer Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OCTO, YOU DARE MAKE A PIE OUT OF ME!?
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 0 Bad: 4 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If you tried to suck my dick you'd be disappointed.
 
Squid_surfer Good: 6 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Because it's invisible like a ninja?
 
howxprofound Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No, it's invisible like, nonexistent.
 
Squid_surfer Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lies! It's just invisible. You just don't know it yet.
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Correct.
 
Squid_surfer Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Incorrect.
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You would know??
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Aww erectile dysfunction?
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Nope..I have no dick.
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Are you sure about that?
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*checks* Yup definetly not a dick.
 
Mobile Good: 6 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I know. It would prove that my life is in the toilet, because I have resorted to sucking dick for crack.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Aw...
 
Mobile Good: 3 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Funny story: first night I was in college I went to a place not far from my dorm at 3 AM. A couple of kids told us a story about how they were lost not far from there, and a guy was like, "I won't give you directions, but I'll suck your dick!" They were like, "what?" and he was like, "Yo I'll suck BOTH y'all dick."
 
howxprofound Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You're killing me. Baseball.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Did he expect a dick sucking/crack in return?
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
SOoooo, did they suck dick or what..Your leaving me hanging with my hand on my dick....
 
howxprofound Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This made me chortle.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*mental image* OHHHH GOD! OH THE PAIN! *runs to cleanse out mind*
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
S'okay TMPM. I have a Vagina.
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And a dick that's not even there at that.
 
KaciQt4ever Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You can suck my dick any day shuga
 
OMGHaxorz Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I thought your name was I can count to te ninja panese
 
amber17 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Aren't they smart/clever?
 
jumpingbean Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I hate all those "If 100,000,000 people join..." groups.
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
They just want that many people in the group. It means nothing.
 
jumpingbean Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Exactly. It's stupid.
 
amber17 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I agree
 
OMGHaxorz Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I concur wholeheartedly.
 
OMWzomBIeS Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Today, i found a group that doesnt care
 
howxprofound Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm going to do the haka on your face.
 
ninja_buddies Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
that would be freaky 0_o
 
howxprofound Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
YES! Someone knows what the haka is!!!!
 
ninja_buddies Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
haha :) the amount of times i've seen it on t.v... stupid overrated rugby. blugh
 
rugbychickkk23 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
omg they arent letting them do the haka in cali for high school tournaments anymore! so upset ): now im going to a game this saturday with no haka. BUT THATS MY FAVE PART! (: and im glad more poeple know what it is!
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why did I take 'group' to be meant in a perverted way?
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
One of those moments?
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Or was it a hopeful thought?
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
BOTH!
 
slamdnkindrummer Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Obviously its because you are a pervert.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Noooo silly! Pervert is the pervert!
 
RandLawl Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like cheese.
 
chokollit Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like Macs.
 
OctoPie Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like pie.
 
howxprofound Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like OctoPie. (Octo-worship)
 
KaciQt4ever Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like Octo-monkey
 
OctoPie Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Profoundness, you have the hang of it.
 
OMGHaxorz Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like OctoCamo.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like fat babies. They be tasty. =P
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You eat our babiez. D:
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Only strangers babies. Oh by the way Razzle, I think I missed my period. *le gasp!*
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OH ME GEEH. We're both pregnant?
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
YOUS HAVING MASHYSPARKLE BABY ? WITH OUT VAGINA NERD ? WHAT IS THIS !
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The computer ? If so, me too. I have one. Its name is Otis. He's very good to me.
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
RandLawl! :D
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lets share resolutions! Wait until you have the teddy bear to talk, so please pass it around *gives teddy bear to random person*
 
ninja_buddies Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
teddybear? what kind?
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
A teddy bear teddy bear, okay!?
 
amber17 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*takes teddy bear* My resolution is to....wait I don't know. *gasp* I need to think of one before it's too late! *passes teddy bear to whoever wants it*
 
ninja_buddies Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i'll take it!
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*grabs teddy bear* Hi, my name is the mashedpotatomaster and I'm addicted to mashed potatoes.
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Resolution, please.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*scratches chin* What the fuuu-*leaves*
 
KaciQt4ever Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hello mashed potato
 
KaciQt4ever Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...master
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hi.
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
buuuuurrrn..
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
nooottttttt
 
chokollit Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You're so brave. /claps
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*takes teddy bear* My resolution is to be slightly less insane.
 
ninja_buddies Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i dont suffer from isanity, i enjoy every moment of it.
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Me neither but people find it annoying..
 
lleya123 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Takes teddy bear* My resolution is to.... be more awesome. Yeah, that works.
 
chokollit Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*takes teddy bear* My resolution is to stop taking stuff from strangers. er...yeah.
 
amber17 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
STEALER! I knew it was you who stole my chocolate.
 
chokollit Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
LIES! PURE LIES!! I AM NOT A STEALER. ...I prefer the term 'Kleptomaniac.'
 
Moonth Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Grabs teddy* Mine is to stop procastinating. (pshaw, like that'll happen!)
 
chokollit Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
We all know you even haven't started on THAT.
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*steals bear and replaces with wenis* TEEEHEEE!
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You little bastard!!!
 
ninja_buddies Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
finally a new post. i was getting worried.
 
amber17 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The rate limit was exceeded. :/
 
amber17 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I didn't mean to reply.... ^ Ignore that comment.
 
ally3277 Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Joined
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haii n00b. Welcome. :)
 
ally3277 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Does an award come with this?
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just broke a nail. Fuck. ._.
 
amber17 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm sorry :/ that hurts.
 
chokollit Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I broke a nail. I'm a hammer. MLIA.
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...I've always wondered how that worked out.
 
nerdsturnmeon Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*gasps*TUF! Here, let me lick it better.
 
ninja_buddies Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
what music is everyone listening to? i need something new
 
kuhnell Good: 4 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I read this. I went to Fabecook. I joined.
 
roflcopter1 Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i joined this group too :)
 
SNaomiQ Good: 0 Bad: 7 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
My best friend made this group! She's awesome...
 
liverpoolcrs9 Good: 4 Bad: 0 2 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
errrrr, I made that group, and I am almoooost positive I am male.
 
jkensuke Good: 0 Bad: 4 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this is a crap story
 
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