MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I was in the shower when two bottles of shampoo fell off the shelf. I skillfully grabbed them both before hitting the ground, and, while feeling like a ninja, I wished to myself that my brother was there to witness it. I then realized that I had just wished that my brother was in the shower with me. I am willing to give up my ninja skills to get that image out of my head. MLIA.

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[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 6Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

Ninja Sex Skills.

[ - ] kleopardGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Now that would be awesome.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 15Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

It would also be known as rape, at times.

[ - ] kleopardGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Bahahahaha I can see how that could happen.

[ - ] KaciQt4everGood: 11Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

It's not rape if you shout 'suprise'

[ - ] amorexoxGood: 9Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago

It's also not rape if they like it.

[ - ] KaciQt4everGood: 1Bad: 92 years, 1 month ago

Tousche

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 11Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

*headdesk* It's "Touche*

[ - ] amorexoxGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

*touche And, I try my best. ;3

[ - ] KaciQt4everGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Pardon my french :)

[ - ] kleopardGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Your french is pardoned.

[ - ] MyLifeIsAliveGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Your French is misspelled... =/ but still pardoned.

[ - ] OMWzomBIeSGood: 2Bad: 272 years, 1 month ago

wow

[ - ] OMWzomBIeSGood: 8Bad: 122 years, 1 month ago

time to get badded into oblivion

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 12Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Naked ninja skills? I like it.

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 6Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Course, YOU would ;)

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Duh. ;D

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 9Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Why do you have two bottles of shampoo?? What about conditioner?

[ - ] KaciQt4everGood: 10Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I always run out of conditioner first and the shampoo bottles pile-up

[ - ] kleopardGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Eh, conditioner. Who needs it.

[ - ] chokollitGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I buy the two-in-one bottles with shampoo and conditioner.

[ - ] FlyingSpaghettiMonsterGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Those never seem to work for me... it's like they're two parts shampoo and one part conditioner.

[ - ] Danni240Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Yeahh same for me. My hair is really long and fine too so it's hell to get a comb through it some days, 2 in 1 doesn't make it any easier. Maybe they have two bottles because they like to lather, rinse, and repeat =P

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*raises hand*

[ - ] KaciQt4everGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

yes RB?

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I need it, badly. I have thicker hair than a horse does. Plus, I can't brush it much because it's really curly.

[ - ] kleopardGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I have thick curly hair too, and I never use conditioner. But, maybe I'm just crazy, hmm? :)

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Hm. I tried that, and my hair looked like Bob Marley's. It wasn't so attractive.

[ - ] kleopardGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You know, your initials kind of remind me of reggae, which in turn reminds me of Bob Marley...just a thought.

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

My hair's too fine. If there's even a breeze, it turns into a rat's nest. I use conditioner like an addict.

[ - ] RazzleBedazzledGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Haha. I know, when people call me RB, I think of rythm and blues. Which makes me feel awesome. I'm also wearing my Bob Marley shirt. Which is also pretty awesome.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Me too.

[ - ] amorexoxGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Nope, vice versa for me. I need lots of shampoo for my thick hair and not much conditioner.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I have thick hair too, but I always run out of conditioner first.

[ - ] KaciQt4everGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

same

[ - ] amorexoxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I use more shampoo than conditioner because I was told to use conditioner "from the ponytail, down." And I tend to have low ponytails. xD

[ - ] FreyzaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

i dont need much shampoo OR conditioner cuz i cut my hair short xD and i havent the faintest idea which one i run out of first....

[ - ] IlluminatedGenitalsGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Incest.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Incest and ninjas...how cliche.

[ - ] FreyzaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

o.o is there a cliche line with ninjas and incest that i missed???

[ - ] OMWzomBIeSGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

NINJAS

[ - ] OMWzomBIeSGood: 3Bad: 62 years, 1 month ago

[ - ] MobileGood: 10Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I was all ready to click meh, but the ending kind of saved it a bit. Like a ninja. I abstain.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You have proved yourself.

[ - ] OMWzomBIeSGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! A,so, I no'd this.

[ - ] icancounttoteninjapaneseGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Also*

[ - ] FreyzaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I just realized ur name could be i can count to te ninja panese.... kewl

[ - ] RandLawlGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

(Sighs)

[ - ] kleopardGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Why so serious?

[ - ] RandLawlGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Cause I am. !

[ - ] kleopardGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

B-but...you're RandLawl. You CAN'T be serious! That ruins the lawlz.

[ - ] RandLawlGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

oh. *is suddenly not serious*

[ - ] tehZOMBIEattackGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Do you wanna see a magic trick?

[ - ] kleopardGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Not if it involves zombies.

[ - ] FlyingSpaghettiMonsterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Sure, and this is really random but is your username a subtle reference to Megatokyo? Cuz if it is, I love you =_=

[ - ] kleopardGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I miss Megatokyo. D:

[ - ] MaraMelonGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

idk if this girl should creep me out or make me intimidated about the relationship between her and her family members

[ - ] kleopardGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

And before you say anything, I'M SORRY. I HAD TO. D:

[ - ] kleopardGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

Whoa. Sorry. Replying to a different post, here. e.e

[ - ] Garden_GnomeGood: 9Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

today i dropped the soap in the shower and as i bent over to grab it I wished that i was in a prison shower right about now. MLIA

[ - ] MyLifeIsAliveGood: 10Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Once, I knocked a bottle off the shower shelf while shampooing my hair with my eyes closed. I caught it. But I knew I wasn't a ninja. MLIA.

[ - ] chokollitGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

So who's got shampoo allergies? Just me? I'm allergic to Suave. ...guess that's why i'm not a very charming person. :c

[ - ] amber17Good: 3Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

I didn't feel like reading it. Summary anyone?

[ - ] chokollitGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

INCEST. IN THE SHOWER. D:

[ - ] amber17Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Oh dear

[ - ] tangyturtletwentytwoGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

soml

[ - ] kleopardGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Nice.

[ - ] FreyzaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

well lord love a duck, guess what im thinkin about now? >.< EWIES!!!

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