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Today I was in the shower when two bottles of shampoo fell off the shelf. I skillfully grabbed them both before hitting the ground, and, while feeling like a ninja, I wished to myself that my brother was there to witness it. I then realized that I had just wished that my brother was in the shower with me. I am willing to give up my ninja skills to get that image out of my head. MLIA.
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howxprofound Good: 6 Bad: 3 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ninja Sex Skills.
 
kleopard Good: 5 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Now that would be awesome.
 
howxprofound Good: 15 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It would also be known as rape, at times.
 
kleopard Good: 4 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Bahahahaha I can see how that could happen.
 
KaciQt4ever Good: 11 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's not rape if you shout 'suprise'
 
amorexox Good: 9 Bad: 5 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's also not rape if they like it.
 
KaciQt4ever Good: 1 Bad: 9 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Tousche
 
howxprofound Good: 11 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*headdesk* It's "Touche*
 
amorexox Good: 4 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*touche And, I try my best. ;3
 
KaciQt4ever Good: 5 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Pardon my french :)
 
kleopard Good: 5 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Your french is pardoned.
 
MyLifeIsAlive Good: 5 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Your French is misspelled... =/ but still pardoned.
 
OMWzomBIeS Good: 2 Bad: 27 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wow
 
OMWzomBIeS Good: 8 Bad: 12 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
time to get badded into oblivion
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 12 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Naked ninja skills? I like it.
 
ZombiesInMyBellieButton Good: 6 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Course, YOU would ;)
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 5 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Duh. ;D
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 9 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why do you have two bottles of shampoo?? What about conditioner?
 
KaciQt4ever Good: 10 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I always run out of conditioner first and the shampoo bottles pile-up
 
kleopard Good: 5 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Eh, conditioner. Who needs it.
 
chokollit Good: 2 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I buy the two-in-one bottles with shampoo and conditioner.
 
FlyingSpaghettiMonster Good: 4 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Those never seem to work for me... it's like they're two parts shampoo and one part conditioner.
 
Danni240 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeahh same for me. My hair is really long and fine too so it's hell to get a comb through it some days, 2 in 1 doesn't make it any easier. Maybe they have two bottles because they like to lather, rinse, and repeat =P
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 4 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*raises hand*
 
KaciQt4ever Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
yes RB?
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I need it, badly. I have thicker hair than a horse does. Plus, I can't brush it much because it's really curly.
 
kleopard Good: 4 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I have thick curly hair too, and I never use conditioner. But, maybe I'm just crazy, hmm? :)
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 4 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hm. I tried that, and my hair looked like Bob Marley's. It wasn't so attractive.
 
kleopard Good: 4 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You know, your initials kind of remind me of reggae, which in turn reminds me of Bob Marley...just a thought.
 
autumnsfantasy Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
My hair's too fine. If there's even a breeze, it turns into a rat's nest. I use conditioner like an addict.
 
RazzleBedazzled Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha. I know, when people call me RB, I think of rythm and blues. Which makes me feel awesome. I'm also wearing my Bob Marley shirt. Which is also pretty awesome.
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Me too.
 
amorexox Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Nope, vice versa for me. I need lots of shampoo for my thick hair and not much conditioner.
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I have thick hair too, but I always run out of conditioner first.
 
KaciQt4ever Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
same
 
amorexox Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I use more shampoo than conditioner because I was told to use conditioner "from the ponytail, down." And I tend to have low ponytails. xD
 
Freyza Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i dont need much shampoo OR conditioner cuz i cut my hair short xD and i havent the faintest idea which one i run out of first....
 
IlluminatedGenitals Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Incest.
 
jumpingbean Good: 4 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Incest and ninjas...how cliche.
 
Freyza Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
o.o is there a cliche line with ninjas and incest that i missed???
 
OMWzomBIeS Good: 3 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
NINJAS
 
OMWzomBIeS Good: 3 Bad: 6 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
QK
 
Mobile Good: 10 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I was all ready to click meh, but the ending kind of saved it a bit. Like a ninja. I abstain.
 
howxprofound Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You have proved yourself.
 
OMWzomBIeS Good: 1 Bad: 3 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
QK
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 2 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! A,so, I no'd this.
 
icancounttoteninjapanese Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Also*
 
Freyza Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just realized ur name could be i can count to te ninja panese.... kewl
 
RandLawl Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
(Sighs)
 
kleopard Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why so serious?
 
RandLawl Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Cause I am. !
 
kleopard Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
B-but...you're RandLawl. You CAN'T be serious! That ruins the lawlz.
 
RandLawl Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
oh. *is suddenly not serious*
 
tehZOMBIEattack Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Do you wanna see a magic trick?
 
kleopard Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Not if it involves zombies.
 
FlyingSpaghettiMonster Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sure, and this is really random but is your username a subtle reference to Megatokyo? Cuz if it is, I love you =_=
 
kleopard Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I miss Megatokyo. D:
 
MaraMelon Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
idk if this girl should creep me out or make me intimidated about the relationship between her and her family members
 
kleopard Good: 1 Bad: 3 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And before you say anything, I'M SORRY. I HAD TO. D:
 
kleopard Good: 1 Bad: 3 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Whoa. Sorry. Replying to a different post, here. e.e
 
Garden_Gnome Good: 9 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
today i dropped the soap in the shower and as i bent over to grab it I wished that i was in a prison shower right about now. MLIA
 
MyLifeIsAlive Good: 10 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Once, I knocked a bottle off the shower shelf while shampooing my hair with my eyes closed. I caught it. But I knew I wasn't a ninja. MLIA.
 
chokollit Good: 3 Bad: 3 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So who's got shampoo allergies? Just me? I'm allergic to Suave. ...guess that's why i'm not a very charming person. :c
 
amber17 Good: 3 Bad: 3 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I didn't feel like reading it. Summary anyone?
 
chokollit Good: 10 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
INCEST. IN THE SHOWER. D:
 
amber17 Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh dear
 
tangyturtletwentytwo Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
soml
 
kleopard Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Nice.
 
Freyza Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
well lord love a duck, guess what im thinkin about now? >.< EWIES!!!
 
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