Today, I was voting on submissions and laughed at how badly the people spell. MLIA.
Me too! That's so average! :)
GRAMMAR NAZI!
Today, I was voting on submissions and I couldn't laughed at any of the posts. Then I read the comments. Ha. MLIA
FTW! We are awesome.
what does FTW mean?
Fricking Tinker Winker
Fuck the whales.
thank you, metalgeek, i shall use that phrase all the time from now on
It means Frooty Tooty Whimp
I thought it was Foreign Titty Whistlers
I always thought it was Fantasmagoric Tiddly-Winks.
Today, I was reading and I laughed because I only have a 4th grade education, and I can't read to save my own lame life. MLIA
For The Win.
FOR THE WIN
I don't always read the whole posts now, I normally just skip to the comments since they're funnier.
Yes i do the same. Read the comments, then read the post to find out what the comments are talking about.
How many times do you think he checked this for spelling / grammatical errors?
Indeed.
I may be a Nazi but I am NOT- oh wait.. my family is kinda Jewish.
My orthodox Jewish friend told me that one, actually. xP
That was really uncalled for OpticRob.
rofl that was terrible
lol i don't get it?
how can you be kinda jewish? ps OR, not funny, thats kinda offensive
Yeah, my dad's side of the family is 100% Jewish. I'm not being offensive. x)
Same. My dad's side of the family is Jewish, but my mom's is Catholic. I consider myself half-jew.
okay i forgive you
Mine is too!
This post is a commenters dream.
What...? B-but, this isn't about Google vs. Yahoo, or crazy old p-people, or even p-people wearing crayon costumes... woah... I think that this website has dissolved the meaning of average out of my head...
damn straight.
Hi.
Hi stalker.
Oh my basement cat, you have a stalker.
Why are you talking to yourself?
That's my line... :(
oh wonderful.
I LOVE YOU, OP. <3
I wish this was me. *sigh*
I love you also. Don't be discouraged.
*gasp* You virtua-whore!
Thanks... *cries in corner*
*goes to comfort* I didn't mean it! It was a moment a weakness! Please, forgive me!
I love everyone O_O
I love... lamp.
I forgive you...*sniffles*
Lamp no love you!
*rubs shoulder* Wanna have a snowball fight?
YES! *throws biggest snowball ever at Mobile.* Muahahahahaahahahaha!!
Wanna have a ball fight??
A bowling ball fight? *evil nostril flare*
YES!!!
Noo! A golf ball fight!
Psh, you n00bs, everyone knows orange fights are where it's at! Hard enough to do damage, but soft enough to explode with eye-burning citrus right in your face! ^.^
Someone who understands.
Win.
I think we may actually have an average post.
I concur
That's a cool word.
And yes, I did already know the word "concur". I'm just saying.
I love that word. And I love the words, irk(some), flamboyant, commonsensical, odious, facetious, scintillating, and well, this one's a phrase but "mad bitchin'" I'm sure there are other words I love, but I can't remember them right now. OH, amorphous, agglomeration, and cantankerous....
fluctuating? oscillating? ambidextrous? palatial?
yay! odious!
Was that seriously just an *almost* average post? Because technically, there are so many bad, grammatically incorrect sumbissions these days its sad. Except I don't laugh. I cry.
It's okay. People will eventually learn how to spell and correct their own grammer.
You better be trolling, BlahDays.
PRAISE THE LORD
LORT *
AVERAGE!
THANK GOD!
THANK THE DEITY OF YOUR CHOOSING, OR IF YOU ARE AN ATHEIST THANK... THE OP.
I VOTED YES! I VOTES YES! BAD ME BAD ME BAD ME!
I voted yes, too! *is badded*
Muahah.
BBT, I thought we were besties!
I didn't bad you, I promise. I did the exact opposite. I am feeling rebellious today.
Oh. Okay. It's just...you were standing there with a bloody knife and a bottle of poison...
I voted yes as well.
I..I...I don't understand. *eye's widen and intakes a large amount of breath while backing away*
*helps with calculus homework*
@ nerdsturnmeon Do geeks turn you on as well?
My grandmother used to spell poorly. She died. Let that be a lesson to you.
This post is like an early Christmas gift! Thank you, OP! It's just what I wanted!
HELL YES!
About time someone figured out the truth AVERAGE!
I'm glad you can laugh. I'm usually driven to drinking. (Water, but I drank A LITER of it absentmindedly while voting on submissions today, and felt pretty ill!)
FLIP THE POST TIME!
I like you.
I reread this post about five times to make sure it was grammatically correct. Because if it wasn't, I would "laugh at the irony."
I LOVE SHENANIGANS <3
Hooray! Me too! :D haha I love blue people! Especially in Avatar, and not to forget Blue Man Group and "I'm blue dabadee daba die"
What about the book, The Blue Girl? Oh, at work today, me and my friend Alec were talking about movies, and one that came up was Super Trooper, and they mentioned shenanigans in that movie. And goodness, was that a run-on sentence?
the blue guy from 30rock is awesome
It isn't correct, the sentence should say "poorly" not "badly."
do you guys really want this site to be average average?
No, we want the stories about how people meet up on mystery google and old people make sex jokes. Because they're original and hilarious.
I love when I'm able to pick out sarcasm on the internet. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
I won't allow your sarcastic bashing of mystery google, sir. I'll have you know my Grandparents met their soulmates on that site way back when. During their Best. Day. Ever. obviously.
<3
were they at walmart on the computers?
We don't have Wal-Mart here, but they were at an equivalent store, and one of them made a rather hysterically funny "That's what she said!" comment, and it was just meant to be.
Yes. That's the point.
I LOVE YOU, OP.
My post (:
really? -eyes widen-
Aye (:
I applaud you
Thank you! I posted it almost last month though... It takes a while!
I applaud you too, here have a slice of my freshly baked pumpkin pie -hands over slice of pie-
*Sets mysterious object next to SayRawrr*
What the duck is that?
Ummm... Christmas present?!?!?!?
*Slowly opens*
TaaDaa! Air!
Ummm... What is it?
Oh, air! Of course!
*jumps out of box*
Does anyone else want air? It comes in a multi-colored hexagon-shaped box!
WAIT! How did you get in my gift???
Thank you for the Christmas gift! I'm sorry I didn't get you one, now I feel bad.
I like cookies.
Oh would you rather the cookies I baked yesterday, instead of the pumpkin pie I baked today?
I WANT COOKIES AND PIE!
great post :D
This post is a commenters dream. *sighs dreamily*
oh, ok mobile, thanks for the help :) actually i laugh at some of the cliche stories. again and again.
No offense but I think it's so annoying when people nitpick at other's spelling and grammar...But yeah it is kind of funny to see how people on here mess up!
Today, I bought the newspaper. I read it. MLIA
Today, my dad bought the newspaper. He read it. MLIA
oh, sorry sayRawrr :) hey, why isn't it Say, "Rawrr!" ?
Because it's SayRawrr like Sarah.
oh, awesome :)
Sorry OP, but I like making small points about grammar and you are not supposed to say "the people." The correct way of saying this is either those people or these people or people.
I added one mistake to my comment try to find it. :)
or, or ,or?
Correct! It should be a comma and then an or.
new girl would like to know: what does op stand for?
Optimus Prime.
It's original poster, but Optimus Prime works if you're cool.
shouldn't it be *spelled instead of spell
Shouldn't it be spelt?
Spelt is a species of wheat!
should there be a comma after "say"?
I laugh too, but some of them are so bad that it's not funny anymore; it's just pathetic. I'm either laughing or crying, let's put it that way.
I laugh, but its sort of a hysterical "I'm about to go insane" laugh.
NIGHT ALL! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS! X X X
NIGHT <3
RIGHT BACK AT CHA!
I love you!
goodnight! HAPPY christmas!
Gah, it KILLS me when people say that, so MERRY Christmas to you!
why? thats the british was to say it!
oops, sorry, *way
Really? Well maybe it kills me because I'm American. I don't know. Apologies if I offended.
not at all, mate!
by the way, i'm just as american as you are.
Ah same <3
no, wait. "op" can't stand for "optimus prime" because sometimes OPs are fails, and optimus prime is NEVER a fail.
Optimus Prime: Too cool to be abbreviated.
Good catch new girl. When I first started reading these I figured OP stood for either original poster or operating person. Plus capitilize "Optimus Prime".
wait, your user name is "ladiesman277". does that mean you're a NEW transformers fan?
I'm not new but I'm a transformers fan.
no, new as in u like the new movies and not the 80s show.
Optimus Prime: Too cool to be abbreviated. Cool enough to be capitalized.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy CHRISTmas!!!!!!!
MURRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TO MY DEAR!
HAPPY CHANUKAH.
sorry, sorry! actually the correct spelling is OPTIMUS PRIME!
zomg thats soo averadge andd ima managd tooo mispel evry wrd hurr.
You suck.
NO YOU SAH
I hate bad spellers.
Ah, I love your story. Indeed it is very average. I applaud you, my fellow Grammar Nazi.
Also, "the people" is a bit vague.
u sudnt flam us op :c
I wish those who choose to submit their stories would make an effort to spell-check. ><;
It is how poorly the people spell. Not, "how badly." I didn't even laugh at the irony.
Just it reinforce the point, it's "how poorly" not "how badly". That'll teach you not to be snotty, mister.
haha, my personal favorite is "realised" instead of "realized"
I was going to note that the phrase is "how poorly," not "how badly," but I see my MLIA kindred spirits have preempted me. Thank you, grammatically correct friends.
Oh, and both "realised" and "realized" are correct. Generally, the former is used in the UK, as with "colour," etc. Cheers!
you guys are idiots. 'how poorly' and 'how badly' are both grammatically correct. next time you decide to be snotty about someone being snotty about grammar, CHECK YOUR GRAMMAR!
learn from a true grammar nazi
LMAO "A true grammar nazi" as if there were Nazis in WWII whose sole purpose was to grade papers written in the concentration camps. lol.
(I'm going to hell)
It's 6:01am here right now. Early Christmas morning :)
you too! i got a snuggie :D
For a second I thought it said you realized how bad people smell. I was pretty confused.
it's a serious problem!
omg i spelled that right!
I do the same thing. If a story is funny but has terrible spelling or grammar, I vote no, just to try to teach them; SPELLING IS IMPORTANT.
If an editor wouldn't publish it, neither would I.
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