MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] haGood: 0Bad: 282 years, 1 month ago

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[ - ] digitalboredomGood: 25Bad: 122 years, 1 month ago

Today, my dad bought a magazine with a pale vampire on the cover. I asked him why he was being so gay. He said he just wanted to express himself. We have a date on friday. MLIA

[ - ] givememynickelbackGood: 23Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

You have a date with your father? That's average.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 14Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

How will your mother feel about that?

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 15Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

It'd make a real kinky threesome

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 13Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

Maybe Great Aunt Suzanne will join and make it a foursome?

[ - ] CrutonGood: 12Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

That's... disturbing.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 10Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

Well, whatever floats your boat!

[ - ] ZeroGearsGood: 15Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

Whatever ripples your nipples.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 10Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

Whatever...eats your meat?

[ - ] ianonavyGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

What if OP is a girl?

[ - ] ltjGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

If OP is a girl, it's still gross ditigalboredom implied incest.

[ - ] givememynickelbackGood: 6Bad: 192 years, 1 month ago

You have a date with your father? That's average.

[ - ] givememynickelbackGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Gah why did this post twice?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

'Course its average.

[ - ] lovinxlifeGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

because your special

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

YOU! :D

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

ME! :D

[ - ] givememynickelbackGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You!

[ - ] MobileGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Spongebob.

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

You guys! Have you's joined the group on fb for commenter's ? You should .

[ - ] CrutonGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Ooh! Ooh! *raises hand* I have!

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Aw, Mobile, Spongebob loves you.

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Cruton ; I saw you ! C: . I should post your facebook on this *bwahahaha*

[ - ] bananasmoothyGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

DONKEY!

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I joined! :D

[ - ] CrutonGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

No! I don't want to be stalked, raped, and murdered.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I'm in NPD's group. Is that the one you're talking about?

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I want a banana smoothie now :c Gimme ? And YAY YOU JOINED.! Bringing people together ;D

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

I'll rape you/ stalk you, cruton . And the group is called "MLIA commenters", you have to be accepted though , jumpingbean.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Okay, I'll go see if I can find it. Maybe. I'll think about it.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I'm tempted. Although a bit creeped by the egg picture.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Don't worry, Mobile, It's just a cute brown egg filled with the dead fetus of a baby chicken.

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

POOR CHICKEN. Maybe it was a dinosaur ? Or a ninja .. Where do ninja's come from ?

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Being average is fun.

[ - ] SandwichTreeDemonGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Being average is the best!

[ - ] kemosabe66Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.

[ - ] PervertGood: 5Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago

Penis.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

You are very odd.

[ - ] jumpingbeanGood: 9Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Pervert is...a pervert.

[ - ] SandwichTreeDemonGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

Penis fish.

[ - ] crooksismykittehGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Horse Penis.

[ - ] TigonGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

to

[ - ] MobileGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That wasn't funny.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

That was so funny, I forgot to tie my shoes.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 5Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Would you like me to tie them for you?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

*Gasp!* You forgot to tie your shoes!! *faints*

[ - ] TheAmazingKidGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I like you. -hugs-

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Yes please, everyone. Tie away. Thank you.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Would you like me to "wrap the present" or make "bunny ears?"

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

WRAP THE PRESENT! :D Because it is Christmas tomorrow!

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I prefer "loop, swoop and pull"

[ - ] bananasmoothyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

how do you wrap a present, all i learned was bunny ears??

[ - ] TheAmazingKidGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

It's not that complicated. Just loop de loop and pull!

[ - ] MagdalineGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

and your shoes are lookin cool.

[ - ] RandLawlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I have COTMYF again :(

[ - ] bluecrayolamarkerGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

OH NOES!!!

[ - ] KelseyLGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Repeat.

[ - ] clairemacGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Haha...?

[ - ] Tara777Good: 5Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Merry Christmas OP, may little baby Jesus and Santa give you some originality for the holidays

[ - ] PeppermooseGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Or Plutonium

[ - ] Tara777Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

LOL

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

So the flux capacitor will work and we can travel time!

[ - ] PeppermooseGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

To before we read this!

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

And this time, we kill the OP's who even think about writing this.

[ - ] Tara777Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Oh my, let's go...Back to the future!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 10Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Ohhh that's original. Twilight hating post...I"M SICK OF THIS SHIT.

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

You can come hide in my blanket fort, TMPM. I'm just about to go on Mystery Google while playing "the floor is lava"

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

*crawls inside* Wow! There's dinosaur stickers everywhere! Wanna fight with lightsabers?

[ - ] simonesaysGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Even worse, it's a repeated Twilight hating post... kseriously, posters?

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Your Dad would know!

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

They have closet orgies together. It's quite fun to watch.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I film and sell it all of the time.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

10

[ - ] MobileGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Only ten? Are you sure it's not... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!?

[ - ] PeppermooseGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

That would make it a good thing, as clich�s it would be

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I think it's possibly...on a scale on 1 to 10....9990101009134657894.5 and a half.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

On my scale, this post is a -681516890456016904560136795612316893546.161/10

[ - ] InklingsGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

wouldn't that be 9990101009134657895?

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

All teh bases r belong to us?

[ - ] TheAmazingKidGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Or...OVER TEN?!?!

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I miss Mobiles ratings. They were so precise

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

10 out of 10 didnt work for you?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

And no, the -4354357654745623454554325665464 to 10 is my kind of scale.

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

YOU!

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

WHATS UP BABE!

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

TAKING CARE OF THE CHILDREN OF COURSE. They miss you :c . Have you joined the facebook group yet ?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

No...I'm old fashioned and don't have a facebook.:( I'm sorry. I'm always on the go.. I have no time to use one. I just text. I have to go though. I am going to my grandma's to open presents! I'll bring the kids presents home to you tomorrow. How's Jimmy's head?

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Old fashioned kids read MLIA ? C: Fine , I put some glue to keep it together, he wants a vibrator btw. . GO OPEN PRESENTS KIDDO. I open mine 10 p.m .

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Alright I will! Have fun, I probably won't be back on till the 26th, so MERRY CHRISTMAS! xoxo, ShakeNBake!

[ - ] mariaSAURGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

BYE CHILD. I'll be waiting ?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Well, Mobile, the scale is only between 1 and 10, but in this post's case, he could make an exception.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Correct. I occasionally will breech the 10. But, I did not see a "Needless to say..." or something like that in this particular post.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

But there was a Twilight mention, and also, an "insult" made by a parenting figure, about said, Twilight mention.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Yes and a "thanks for clearing that up." It earned a very high 10/10 on the 1to10 scale.

[ - ] Tara777Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Infinity

[ - ] BombNeverlandGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Moral being... Gay people can't tan?

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Moral being... OP's dad is homosexual.

[ - ] simonesaysGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

My inner bitch wants to ask if you meant homophobic.

[ - ] SandwichTreeDemonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Haha ;)

[ - ] ZeroGearsGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Is there a new "my dad said______" clich�oing around?

[ - ] PeppermooseGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Am i the only one seeing the '�thing all weirdly?

[ - ] ZeroGearsGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

No, I see it on mine even though I typed it. it's an accented e for for cliche. some browsers can't view it properly.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Yes.

[ - ] MausGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I saw "Edward Cullen" and "Robert Pattinson". Can someone please summarize so that I don't have to read this crap?

[ - ] ZombieAttackProtectionSquadGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Read Digital's summary. It just about wraps it up.

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Oh. Okay, thanks.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

A kis got a date with his gay father, and now they ar in love.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*kid *are urggg so many mistakes.

[ - ] MausGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Sounds about right.

[ - ] SandwichTreeDemonGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Robert Pattinson is pale because there is no light in the closet. MLIA

[ - ] MausGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

*sarcasm* Jeez. Best. MLIA. Ever.

[ - ] ZeroGearsGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Whoops�5E hard to type on this so forgive my errors.

[ - ] Doctor_WhenGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

He'd know. ZING!

[ - ] itsg024Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

My friend your dad has just been "ZING!"d

[ - ] wtfxcoreGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

Well played, Twilight dad, well played.

[ - ] steffiesgotstyleGood: 1Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

That was hilarious lol

[ - ] LottaGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

That is not funny. Being gay is not a bad thing so why are people using that like an insult towards Robert Pattinson?

[ - ] Lavender___Good: 4Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Kind of funny but what's with the "Edward is gay" jokes? There's nothing to even hint at that in the books, and if you're just trying to insult him, I don't think gay should be an insult.

[ - ] purplebloosGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

This OP isn't as smart as she thinks she is.

[ - ] averageblahpersonGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

pssst *whispers* what's OP? (because everytime I read it I scream OLD PERSON! in my head...)

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

original poster

[ - ] Monika313Good: 5Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

Oooh, clever. A Twilight hating post. First off, Gay isn't an insult. Secondly, There's no trace whatsoever that Edward is gay in the novels or the movie. Thirdly, Robert did a movie in which he played a marvelous painter, Salvador Dali- who was bisexual. Did that make him any less of a person? Bottom line is, he was still an amazing artist. So yeah, Robert Pattinson did a gay role. I think that insinuates he's very comfortable with his sexuality and he doesn't care what people think.

[ - ] DBZfan9001Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Good one! Laaawlwlzzz XD

[ - ] eLiUGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

It's over 9000~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] RebKatGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I'm sorry, I would have voted this average, but the number of average votes was 6666. I don't know... The devil may have gotten me for it.

[ - ] bigedudeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

This is a copy."Today,I realized why Edward Cullen is so pale,theres no light in my closet.MLIA"

[ - ] FacerapeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I think there is a hidden meaning there. and I agree, Edward Cullen really needs to come out of the closet... And possibly stop watching girls sleep. o.o

[ - ] lawlipopsGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

OHOHOHO.

[ - ] naomilerdGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

But it doesn't make sense. surely ther person posting this is making a point that edward is gay. but you say he hasn't come out of the closet so he's is pale. which makes him not gay.

[ - ] naomilerdGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*the

[ - ] Siriusly_amazingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Bazinga.

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