MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, after reading a story about a guy rolling under his garage door just as it closed, i decided to try it in front of my girlfriend. I didn't make it. MLIA
#462775 Comments: 76 Vote: average 21976meh 843Share 
[ - ]  FluffodiblzGood: 33Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Did you get stuck, or did you just run into the door? =P
 
[ - ]  neonblackGood: 4Bad: 692 years, 1 month ago
I hope he ran into the door, fell on the ground, and suffered minor brain damage.
 
[ - ]  EmilyEarlGood: 13Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
Well that's not what you want.
 
[ - ]  awesomecowsGood: 17Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
I think the guy stopped rolling half-way. I really hope that didn't happen.
 
[ - ]  awesomecowsGood: 8Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
I think the guy stopped rolling half-way. I really hope that didn't happen.
 
[ - ]  awesomecowsGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Oh, shoot.
 
[ - ]  EmilyEarlGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Double-post fail.
 
[ - ]  SecretNinjaManGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Awesome cows :O
 
[ - ]  lauren407Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
It doesn't. The doors are on sensors so if someone hits the sensor the door opens.
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Not all doors have sensors.
 
[ - ]  ath20Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
only doors after 1994 have the camera thingys, but all doors go bck up whn they hit something.
 
[ - ]  EmilyEarlGood: 27Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I think it means he died. "I didn't make it."
 
[ - ]  FluffodiblzGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Ohhh. Very good point. I never thought about that.
 
[ - ]  BeeBeeGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Please he didn't die. But its an intiging thought!
 
[ - ]  MusicMosaic7Good: 17Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Where's Optimist when you need him?
 
[ - ]  MIAinMLIAGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
...so he's typing this from heaven?
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Where's his post on MLIA? "Today my boyfriend died in a tragic but heroic act. His last wish was to get a story posted on MLIA. RIP boyfriend, RIP. MLIA."
 
[ - ]  Liv1234Good: 8Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
I bet his girlfriend laffffffed!
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 16Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
Ouch. Sorry, dude. Your girlfriend must have laughed her ass off. Is she single now?
 
[ - ]  c31996Good: 19Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Probably. *sings All the Single Ladies and the girlfriend in story puts her hands up* Yes, she's single.
 
[ - ]  InternetDumbGuyGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
the only true way to find out if a girl is single
 
[ - ]  c31996Good: 6Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
It is the ONLY way.
 
[ - ]  InternetDumbGuyGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
man, I have much to learn O:
 
[ - ]  c31996Good: 6Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
All you have to learn are some lyrics. Cheers.
 
[ - ]  realgirlsmoshGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Mobile! Someone I recognize!
 
[ - ]  Person1233Good: 7Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
And this isn't an FML, because your girlfriend has a sense of humor, amiri- Lol jk I'm not going to advertise that site :P
 
[ - ]  c31996Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
You didn't advertise. Cheers.
 
[ - ]  SayRawrrGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
You pretty much did.
 
[ - ]  c31996Good: 6Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I don't care about the advertising. I wanted to say cheers. Cheers.
 
[ - ]  SayRawrrGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Cheers M'geers.
 
[ - ]  ButterflyBandageGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Cheers big ears, as my dad would say.
 
[ - ]  fatxkatGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I'd really enjoy going to some nondescript location where everyone in the facility knows my name.
 
[ - ]  4getEdwardIWantLinkGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Now this is funny!!!
 
[ - ]  brothervoodooGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
but is it average? that IS the question.
 
[ - ]  PancaketimeGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I think it's very average.and hilarious.
 
[ - ]  kristianoooooGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Yes. People try to show off for their girlfriends all the time and fail. So, I dub this average.
 
[ - ]  LonelyStonerbffisabongGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
On an unrelated note; am I the only one that doesn't see the average word of the day?
 
[ - ]  EmilyEarlGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
No, but we've decided it's jamboree. See previous stories
 
[ - ]  FluffodiblzGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
It's "jamboree." http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/462550
 
[ - ]  brothervoodooGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
you guys are way ahead! *claps hands in amazement*
 
[ - ]  c31996Good: 3Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
*claps for myself because I chose that word of the day*
 
[ - ]  FluffodiblzGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
*Claps for c31996 because she came up with it.*
 
[ - ]  c31996Good: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you, you are too kind.
 
[ - ]  brothervoodooGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
i...i...i love you
 
[ - ]  FluffodiblzGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
It's my pleasure. And it would have had a lot more effect if you hadn't posted just before me...(:
 
[ - ]  c31996Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
Thank you. But I cannot love one who I have never met.
 
[ - ]  c31996Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
I apologize, Fluffodiblz.
 
[ - ]  brothervoodooGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
True. Well we now have a problem. Any suggestions?
 
[ - ]  FluffodiblzGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
No apology necessary; I shall just take the "great minds think alike" mindset here.
 
[ - ]  c31996Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
We will pretend like this never happened, so you don't have to suffer the embarrassment.
 
[ - ]  brothervoodooGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Fair enough. *just lost all hope*
 
[ - ]  ZipadedoobopGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
If you highlight the word of the day, you get ninja.
 
[ - ]  Star135Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
*claps hands because I like clapping hands*
 
[ - ]  SneakyDeathGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Today, I discovered there is an average word of the day. It is ninja, but it is invisible unless you highlight the word. Clever, MLIA, clever. MLIA
 
[ - ]  kadieizbawlenGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
But... The word is ninja :O
 
[ - ]  jensGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Highlight it and see what happens...
 
[ - ]  ArtificiallyZealGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
It's ninja. You have to highlight it.
 
[ - ]  kristianoooooGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
It was 'ninja'. You couldn't see it because it was a ninja... I thought it was obvious?
 
[ - ]  Raisden11Good: 7Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Haha, that's pretty amusing. It reminds me of a joke I read on the back of a Laffy Taffy: "What does it mean if you find bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."
 
[ - ]  EmilyEarlGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
That's great
 
[ - ]  KataleiGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Its good to know they have internet access in heaven/hell (we don't know what kind of person the OP was of course)
 
[ - ]  imashappyasaquirrelGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
This is average, because most people can't roll under a garage door. Lighten up, folks. At least it's not centered on Harry Potter, dinosaurs, forts, etc.
 
[ - ]  greenninja777Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
haha this one made me lol. That hasn't happened in a while.
 
[ - ]  NatashaAndBrooklynGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Once a garage feels movement under the huge thingy, it stops, so it doesn't crush anything.
 
[ - ]  KyliasGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
My friend has a laser thing across the bottom of his garage door, so while it was closing our other friend tried to jump over it. He had a cut on his forehead for the next week. It was awesome.
 
[ - ]  lifeislifeGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Average enough for me yay! Though it could've gone without the mention of having read the other mlia.
 
[ - ]  cazibbyGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Too true. Before MLIA people just thought of these things by themselves
 
[ - ]  sarasliaGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Did you get squished?
 
[ - ]  AurigaeGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
LMAO! That is cringe-worthy. You poor man.
 
[ - ]  kellycheer11Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
what happened? i haavvvvvvvvvvvvvve to know!
 
[ - ]  violily301Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Oooh ouch!!
 
[ - ]  jedigirlGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Haha thank you for actually posting an AVERAGE post, unlike everyone else.
 
[ - ]  zzysunnyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
don't garage doors have sensors adn when someone is under them, they go up again? at least, mine does
 
[ - ]  anthdxGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
did you die?
 
[ - ]  abcwesleyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Not everyone has sensors on their garage doors. I should know... -LOLiphant
 
[ - ]  meee1414Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
lol fail:)
 

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