Today, after reading a story about a guy rolling under his garage door just as it closed, i decided to try it in front of my girlfriend. I didn't make it. MLIA
Did you get stuck, or did you just run into the door? =P
Well that's not what you want.
I think the guy stopped rolling half-way. I really hope that didn't happen.
I think the guy stopped rolling half-way. I really hope that didn't happen.
Oh, shoot.
Double-post fail.
Awesome cows :O
It doesn't. The doors are on sensors so if someone hits the sensor the door opens.
Not all doors have sensors.
only doors after 1994 have the camera thingys, but all doors go bck up whn they hit something.
I think it means he died. "I didn't make it."
Ohhh. Very good point. I never thought about that.
Please he didn't die. But its an intiging thought!
Where's Optimist when you need him?
...so he's typing this from heaven?
Where's his post on MLIA?
"Today my boyfriend died in a tragic but heroic act. His last wish was to get a story posted on MLIA. RIP boyfriend, RIP. MLIA."
I bet his girlfriend laffffffed!
Ouch. Sorry, dude. Your girlfriend must have laughed her ass off. Is she single now?
Probably. *sings All the Single Ladies and the girlfriend in story puts her hands up* Yes, she's single.
the only true way to find out if a girl is single
It is the ONLY way.
man, I have much to learn O:
All you have to learn are some lyrics. Cheers.
Mobile! Someone I recognize!
And this isn't an FML, because your girlfriend has a sense of humor, amiri- Lol jk I'm not going to advertise that site :P
You didn't advertise. Cheers.
You pretty much did.
I don't care about the advertising. I wanted to say cheers. Cheers.
Cheers M'geers.
Cheers big ears, as my dad would say.
I'd really enjoy going to some nondescript location where everyone in the facility knows my name.
Now this is funny!!!
but is it average? that IS the question.
I think it's very average.and hilarious.
Yes. People try to show off for their girlfriends all the time and fail. So, I dub this average.
On an unrelated note; am I the only one that doesn't see the average word of the day?
No, but we've decided it's jamboree. See previous stories
It's "jamboree." http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/462550
you guys are way ahead! *claps hands in amazement*
*claps for myself because I chose that word of the day*
*Claps for c31996 because she came up with it.*
*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you, you are too kind.
i...i...i love you
It's my pleasure. And it would have had a lot more effect if you hadn't posted just before me...(:
Thank you. But I cannot love one who I have never met.
I apologize, Fluffodiblz.
True. Well we now have a problem. Any suggestions?
No apology necessary; I shall just take the "great minds think alike" mindset here.
We will pretend like this never happened, so you don't have to suffer the embarrassment.
Fair enough. *just lost all hope*
If you highlight the word of the day, you get ninja.
*claps hands because I like clapping hands*
Today, I discovered there is an average word of the day. It is ninja, but it is invisible unless you highlight the word. Clever, MLIA, clever. MLIA
But... The word is ninja :O
Highlight it and see what happens...
It's ninja. You have to highlight it.
It was 'ninja'. You couldn't see it because it was a ninja... I thought it was obvious?
Haha, that's pretty amusing. It reminds me of a joke I read on the back of a Laffy Taffy: "What does it mean if you find bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."
That's great
Its good to know they have internet access in heaven/hell (we don't know what kind of person the OP was of course)
This is average, because most people can't roll under a garage door. Lighten up, folks. At least it's not centered on Harry Potter, dinosaurs, forts, etc.
haha this one made me lol. That hasn't happened in a while.
Once a garage feels movement under the huge thingy, it stops, so it doesn't crush anything.
My friend has a laser thing across the bottom of his garage door, so while it was closing our other friend tried to jump over it. He had a cut on his forehead for the next week. It was awesome.
Average enough for me yay! Though it could've gone without the mention of having read the other mlia.
Too true. Before MLIA people just thought of these things by themselves
Did you get squished?
LMAO! That is cringe-worthy. You poor man.
what happened? i haavvvvvvvvvvvvvve to know!
Oooh ouch!!
Haha thank you for actually posting an AVERAGE post, unlike everyone else.
don't garage doors have sensors adn when someone is under them, they go up again? at least, mine does
did you die?
Not everyone has sensors on their garage doors. I should know... -LOLiphant
lol fail:)
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