MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, during my everyday housework, I was in a great mood. I then decided to sing " Happy Working Song " from the movie Enchanted, just for the fun of it. I opened my window and began to do bird calls, just like in the beginning of the song. After I closed my window, I heard a large BANG. I then turned around only to see a bird had slammed into my window. MLIA
#458883 Comments: 38 Vote: average 10934 meh 483
ichitastic Good: 3 Bad: 9 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wat.
 
madamepedantic Good: 10 Bad: 4 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
whales ate tricycles. exactly what i thought too :)
 
DeviantDanicalifornia Good: 6 Bad: 15 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Bullshit.
 
DeviantDanicalifornia Good: 4 Bad: 7 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
How the hell did this get through?
 
snazzyjazzy Good: 11 Bad: 3 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It was wearing the invisibility cloak...
 
DeviantDanicalifornia Good: 1 Bad: 6 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ahh! Makes sense, thank you for clearing that up
 
TheMachanga Good: 1 Bad: 4 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/880116
 
TheMachanga Good: 10 Bad: 0 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That's really average. I can SO relate to this..
 
Briannaxgiiirl Good: 5 Bad: 1 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I know because everyone goes around doing bird calls from songs and birds are flying into closed windows everywhere...
 
InvisibleFriend Good: 2 Bad: 2 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeh i've had about 3 kookaburras slam into my kitchen window in the past wk or 2
 
beatlesgirl94 Good: 7 Bad: 2 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Meh. Average-ish. A bird flew into my window last week.
 
rAiNbOwZeBrA789 Good: 0 Bad: 2 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
that's not the point though...
 
beatlesgirl94 Good: 0 Bad: 2 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I know. That's why I said average-ish.
 
phanfinger Good: 6 Bad: 2 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
the bird must of thought it was open because of that window spray
 
snazzyjazzy Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Fly, birdie, fly!
 
rAiNbOwZeBrA789 Good: 2 Bad: 1 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
SPLAT. birdie flies no more, because of the OP and her taunting calls... :'[
 
snazzyjazzy Good: 1 Bad: 2 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Gahh, so sad. :(
 
rAiNbOwZeBrA789 Good: 2 Bad: 2 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
tis, tis...COME, PETA, COME!!
 
snazzyjazzy Good: 1 Bad: 2 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...
 
rAiNbOwZeBrA789 Good: 1 Bad: 3 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...
 
mmbb9964 Good: 2 Bad: 3 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
you're window was open? in... december? when it's snowing?
 
Kaliet Good: 2 Bad: 1 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It takes months for posts to get through. And she might live where I live, it's no where near cold.
 
mmbb9964 Good: 2 Bad: 1 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ohh, right. whoops. sorry for discriminating against people who do not live in new england. :)
 
Kaliet Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
But this post IS fake, I'd say. X)
 
Dylann Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
TRY nOVA sCOTIA ;)
 
rAiNbOwZeBrA789 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
your* and the posts take a long time to get through..
 
bill13567 Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wow spelling cop, and you don't even use propar grammar, failsauce
 
snazzyjazzy Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You know, it's not cold EVERYWHERE. I live in Arizona and it's precisely...78 degrees out right now.
 
TheMachanga Good: 1 Bad: 2 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/880116
 
rAiNbOwZeBrA789 Good: 0 Bad: 4 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
AVERAGE THIS, PEOPLE, AVERAGE!!
 
bill13567 Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this could happen! like if a bird was flying right by and her call was good enough, no sarcasm it's totally possible
 
MaxMan15000 Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
makes me think of Windex, i think, isn't that the one with the birds?
 
Bluee Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
why did you tease the birds? :(
 
Garden_Gnome Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
did the bird die?
 
rawrimscary Good: 0 Bad: 2 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this, my friend, is an FML. way to kill stuff
 
tazzled Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
In the words of Optimist, "Did it die?"
 
EllieDream Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i watched that movie yesterday!!!
 
cuteiswhatweaimfor Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 4 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
LMAO!!!!!
 
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