Oh no! Can nowhere in this Godforsaken world be considered a safe haven for the pure anymore? Oh that we can no longer feel that our own beds can be a santuary hiding us from our fears! *collapses in a dramatic heap*
Now, now schitzo, have you taken your pills this morning? *Hands over suspicious-loooking drugs* Here, I crushed the pills, you snort it up your nose like this.
Why do these drugs smell like the sweat of a Mexican slave being held by gunpoint??? (<-- can say this for she is part Mexican. CAN'T be racist anymore right?)
The word 'cliche' means 'something that is repeated often' or 'repeated to the point of boredom'. Coincidentally, that meaning is also the meaning of 'average'.
Well, hey there! Welcome to this new place called The Internet. On The Internet, when people type in caps, it's known as "shouting."
Oh, and the process of navigating websites is known as "surfing the web."
Not to overload you with information, but have you heard of Google?
Anyways, enjoy your stay on The Internet!
Actually, it's impossible to change the volume of the voice in your head. You can think in a shouting or whispering type voice, but you can't actually shout in your head.
I never truly realized that until I read this.. Although, come to think of it, everytime people use caps I become frustrated because my mind yells it out.. Then I read it over a hundred times until it finally reads it out as a normal inside voice.. I never have won that battle.
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