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With your swim trunks and your flippy-floppies?

omg i found pirate facebook and made all my housemates use it too, we now have pirate conversations to each other on chat :D we're all at uni :P

Holy AWESOME! *scampers off to edit facebook settings*

I only liked this because of your last line "Take that ex-boyfriend, I'm on a boat." :)

For a guy, it says marooned. I like to think that while I'm sailing the high seas, my ex is stuck on some deserted island. Win.

SH-YEAH!

WHERES T-PAIN!!!! <.< >.> WAT????

This is awesome.

I'm on a boat and It's going fast and

AWESOME!!!

:O I had no idea you could set it to that. Thank you!! It's amazing.

It's not a boat, it's a SHIP! :-)

I had it on Pirate! But then i couldnt understand it much. so i put it back on english.

I LOVE PIRATE LANGUGAGE. I had my Facebook on it for about a month, then had to switch back because I was afraid I'd accidentally delete my account or something. <3

That Just Made Me And My Friends Weeks. Thank You !!!!!

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck But stay on your motherfucking toes We running this, let's go I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat Take a picture, trick I'm on a boat, bitch We drinking Santana champ, Cause it's so crisp I got my swim trunks And my flippie-floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's Straight flipping copies I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget I'm on a boat and It's going fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world On a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!! Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker This boat engine make noise, motherfucker Hey ma, if you could see me now Arms spread wide on the starboard bow Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road Poseidon Look at me, oh Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat i love this song. <3

i was just about to say that...

How do you change the language to pirate. I can't find it on the list. :(

I like "I'm on a goat" better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpPuHlTnEJQ

fuck man im on a boat mother fuckerrr.

I can't decide between English(Upside Down) and English(Pirate)...

That's boss.

I thought it was pretty cool too :) I was so stoked. I felt cool to be single, hahahah!! :D

This made me giggle so much :P

U on a boat with T-pain?

I'm anchored to Chloe, the crew o' 2012, and I was born in Decembarrrr! XD