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Today at school, I was on my way to english class when I noticed a sign taped to the door. It read: "'Let's eat grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, grandma!' Punctuation saves lives." I laughed for about 10 minutes. MLIA
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[ - ]  mmclarencecoltonGood: 27Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
Hahahahaha yesss
 
[ - ]  themediadudeGood: 29Bad: 67 years, 7 months ago
Grandma! Let's Eat! www.amirite.net ?
 
[ - ]  word_vomitGood: 1Bad: 27 years, 7 months ago
I like chicken but, i like fish more. teehee
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 12Bad: 77 years, 7 months ago
You stole that from the MLIA comment section.
 
[ - ]  DKplatypusninjadinosaurGood: 8Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
mmmmm, i am not sure which sign i would prefer...
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 4Bad: 37 years, 7 months ago
This has been said many times before you were even born.
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 77 years, 7 months ago
10 whole minutes!!!! No way!!!
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 3Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Way!!
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
No Way......
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 3Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Jose!
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 3Bad: 27 years, 7 months ago
Juan
 
[ - ]  leelee403Good: 2Bad: 27 years, 7 months ago
And the Pussycats!
 
[ - ]  leelee403Good: 1Bad: 37 years, 7 months ago
hehe lame attempt at a joke about a show from the '90s
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
.....Ha.....ha...
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 27 years, 7 months ago
Ha.....ha?
 
[ - ]  I_Am_CopyrightedGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
This is from 21 Jump Street, isn't it. *Tsk, tsk*
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 3Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Ha...ha!
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 4Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
Hozay!
 
[ - ]  leelee403Good: 4Bad: 47 years, 7 months ago
... would be correctly spelled "Jose."
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 9Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Yes, but my spelling makes more sense. So I'm going to keep it this way. *Holds head high*
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
You go button!
 
[ - ]  leelee403Good: 0Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
Haha okay, as long as you know it was already said :)
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 3Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
Ole'!
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 3Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
Ole'!
 
[ - ]  ArtVsScienceGood: 0Bad: 27 years, 7 months ago
No Way......
 
[ - ]  NobleGood: 3Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Atleast the OP didn't end in "I'm still laughing"
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 3Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
Oh I hate that.
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Which is why were are letting him live, and only negatively commenting... this time anyways.
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 27 years, 7 months ago
But next time, I'se gettin' my machine gun an' I'se gonna blow that jerk's brainses out! *redneck impersonataion*
 
[ - ]  HoboRollercoasterGood: 24Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
'I helped my uncle Jack off a horse' vs. 'I helped my uncle jack off a horse' - Capitalization saves pride.
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 5Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
Ew!!! Mental picture!!!
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 8Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
brings back memories from the farm
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
What kind of man needs help off a horse? Sally....
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
A man with no limbs
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
What would a man with no limbs be doing on a horse in the first place? I'm playing Devil's advocate today.....
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Maybe he lost them while he was riding, in a race with an elephant
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
that is one helluva imagination you got thur.
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Maybe he wanted to see the view a big person saw. With limbs...
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Thanks :) I'm going to take that as a complimen
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
it was a compliment
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Maybe uncle Jack broke a leg. And needs help doing certain things...
 
[ - ]  leelee403Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
some of which should not be mentioned on MLIA ;) haha juuuuuuust kidding :)
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
I know what leg he broke :D
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
...Which leg?
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
The one that Cousin Bob always has his hand on
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Is cousin Bob a tranny?
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
He/she/it is whatever you want him/she/it to be XD
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
He shall be a man. And he shall LIKE it.
 
[ - ]  DwightGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Aaaah good ole sally.
 
[ - ]  TonyTheFishGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
teehee
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 7Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
well it could be a game show on who to eat. The host would say, Lets eat..(pause)..Grandma!!! And the contesters would start to eat Grandma
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 5Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
contest....ants?
 
[ - ]  catgal2005Good: 2Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
It's still funny, even though I've seen it a few times. I also like "man eating chicken" vs. "man-eating chicken"
 
[ - ]  leelee403Good: 1Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
It could've done without the last sentence.
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 4Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Over exaggeration is the worst thing to ever happen to man. Ever.
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
yeah! EVER!
 
[ - ]  leelee403Good: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
I beg to differ. I think Brittany Spears and "pop" stars are the worst things to ever happen to mankind.
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
It's "Britney", yo.
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
It's Brittney bitch! Xd
 
[ - ]  leelee403Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
someone didn't pay attention to the post... unless you're calling her a bitch... then your punctuation is correct :P
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
...Britney.
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
No, i fail at everything :(
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Aw...don't say that! *offers lifetime supply of cookies-any flavor*
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Yay! Thanks Erin :) Your so sweet. Hug?
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
*Hugs*
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
*hugs back*
 
[ - ]  leelee403Good: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
I mess up spellings of names. Frequently. Along with pronouncing them. From now on, everyone shall me named John or Jane Smith!
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Even me :O
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
It was a joke... because I said that exaggerations were horrible, and then I said they were the worst thing ever, when really, they are not. I was exaggerating as well. :)
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 3Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
I got your joke. It was subtle.
 
[ - ]  leelee403Good: 0Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
Ah I see. Sarcasm is hard to pick up when it's typed. *headdesk*
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
That's okay. I put the smile face at the end of that post so you know there's no hard feelins.
 
[ - ]  TonyTheFishGood: 3Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
I've told you a million times: Don't exaggerate.
 
[ - ]  justhereGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Hahaha I'm laughing out loud.
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 87 years, 7 months ago
OP, talk about your own grammar! You have THREE ' in front of the whole poster quote, but only TWO behind it! You should be ashamed!
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 47 years, 7 months ago
actaully, his apostrophies were correct. But he still sucks.
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 37 years, 7 months ago
Yes, he does. Let's pretend they WERE correct so (s)he sucks even more.
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 27 years, 7 months ago
My bad, they are quotations not apostrophies. Whatever.
 
[ - ]  leelee403Good: 2Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
'Tis not needed.
 
[ - ]  imeetsampsaGood: 1Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
That's because it's supposed to be that. It's 'let's eat grandma and the end of the sentence. Hello quotations.
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 3Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Eh, this is still another lumpy gravy post.
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Ew. That's the worst kind.
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
It is! It sets you up, thinking you're about to get something really good, and then it's like...eww, lump gravy.
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
And then you're meat is all dry. ...Haha. That sounds dirty.
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
*offers bong*
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
DRUGS ARE BAD DAGNABBIT!
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
*Hits metalgeek with bong* DRUGS *hits again* ARE *Hits again* BAD!
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Whats wrong with a little mary jane`?
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Nothing, I just enjoy hitting people with bongs.
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Oh then it's okey :)
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
Um...I dunno...maybe that it KILLS YOU!?
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 1Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
Marijuana does not kill people (comparatively quicker). Misinformation does.
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Not if you know your limits
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
Ever hear of an overdose, Mobile?
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Anyway, I said drugs. Not just marijuana.
 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
I like bongs.
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
You cant take an overdose of marijuna
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
Yes you can. Look it up. =] It'd have to be alot though...
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 3Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
In order for a human to consume enough marijuana to be fatal, they would have to consume nearly 40,000 times the amount of THC required to intoxicate them. In contrast, it only requires about 5 to 10 times the amount of alcohol required to intoxicate, to be fatal. For example, if it requires 3 beers to intoxicate you, it only requires 15 to 30 beers to kill you. However, if it takes you 3 'hits' of marijuana to intoxicate you, it would require 120,000 hits to kill you. Thus, it is virtually impossible to die of a marijuana overdose.
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
HAHAHA!!! That seriously had me laughing out loud. (acronyms are overrated)
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
A Panda walks into a bar, eats, shoots and leaves. OR A Panda walks into a bar, eats shoots and leaves. :D
 
[ - ]  shirleyelizabethGood: 2Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
I was just about to reference that. Minus the walking into the bar thing. That is not in the book. At all. And by adding it you missed a comma and a conjunction.
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 2Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
what book? And I'm very sorry about the comma and conjunction. I was just typing what I remembered being told :)
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
If a panda walked into my bar, I'd call animal control.
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 2Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
I don't think you'd have had time if he had a gun..
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
If a panda walked in to my bar, I would hug it
 
[ - ]  shirleyelizabethGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_&_Leaves this book. but what's funny is that I just found out it's based off a joke...so you were right first.
 
[ - ]  shirleyelizabethGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Oh. The return key doesn't work in these comment boxes. I always forget that.
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
ahh ok :D
 
[ - ]  ohmypizzaGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
I like the first one. *imagining Panda with a kickass machine gun*
 
[ - ]  carylGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Fabulous book
 
[ - ]  marioaranGood: 2Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Woman, without her man, is nothing. Woman: without her, man is nothing.
 
[ - ]  qwerty42Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Zach Galifianakis made a joke like that. "She had a crack baby" or "She had a crack, baby"
 
[ - ]  haleybee8895Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
hahaha omg that was in my english teachers room last year i love you ms sykes <3
 
[ - ]  lauram9Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
would this sign happen to be in room 25 at cec? lol
 
[ - ]  piscesgmtGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
i have this bumper sticker on facebook. i added it about a year ago.
 
[ - ]  MLIAaddiction911Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
this is a flair on Facebook.. but its "Grandpa" not Grandma
 
[ - ]  FathomGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Eats, Shoots, and Leaves? o:
 
[ - ]  simplelove511Good: 0Bad: 17 years, 7 months ago
Punctuate this sentence: "A woman without her man is nothing"
 
[ - ]  simplelove511Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
"A woman without her man is nothing." or
 
[ - ]  simplelove511Good: 5Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
"A woman: without, her man is nothing." :DDD
 
[ - ]  marioaranGood: 0Bad: 06 years, 7 months ago
Look a couple posts up, I did that first.... :P
 
[ - ]  Oh-My-Kyle-CowGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
this was my AIM icon like 3 years ago..... 0_o
 
[ - ]  kaasmixaGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
It's a post about getting punctuation right and they don't even bother to use correct capitalization
 
[ - ]  elwoodsGood: 3Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Heh.. My boyfriend once tried to send a text saying "f**king A, man", but left out the comma. Once I figured it out it was pretty amusing.
 
[ - ]  TheArahsay101Good: 1Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
Hehe.... I love how it tool me like twenty minutes to figure that out :-)
 
[ - ]  LyndotiaGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
I prefer the one about the panda who walks into a restaurant, shoots the ceiling and walks away because a zoo pamphlet said the panda "eats, shoots and leaves."
 
[ - ]  kristina0060Good: 0Bad: 07 years, 7 months ago
I just read an MLIA that said something about," when we were finished eating my cousin and I went..." I read it as,"When we were finished eating my cousin..." Commas do matter!
 

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