MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] mmclarencecoltonGood: 27Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Hahahahaha yesss

[ - ] themediadudeGood: 29Bad: 62 years, 5 months ago

Grandma! Let's Eat! www.amirite.net ?

[ - ] word_vomitGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

I like chicken but, i like fish more. teehee

[ - ] MobileGood: 12Bad: 72 years, 5 months ago

You stole that from the MLIA comment section.

[ - ] DKplatypusninjadinosaurGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

mmmmm, i am not sure which sign i would prefer...

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 4Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

This has been said many times before you were even born.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 72 years, 5 months ago

10 whole minutes!!!! No way!!!

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Way!!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

No Way......

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Jose!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Juan

[ - ] leelee403Good: 2Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

And the Pussycats!

[ - ] leelee403Good: 1Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

hehe lame attempt at a joke about a show from the '90s

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

.....Ha.....ha...

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Ha.....ha?

[ - ] I_Am_CopyrightedGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

This is from 21 Jump Street, isn't it. *Tsk, tsk*

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Ha...ha!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Hozay!

[ - ] leelee403Good: 4Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

... would be correctly spelled "Jose."

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Yes, but my spelling makes more sense. So I'm going to keep it this way. *Holds head high*

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

You go button!

[ - ] leelee403Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Haha okay, as long as you know it was already said :)

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Ole'!

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Ole'!

[ - ] ArtVsScienceGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

No Way......

[ - ] NobleGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Atleast the OP didn't end in "I'm still laughing"

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Oh I hate that.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Which is why were are letting him live, and only negatively commenting... this time anyways.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

But next time, I'se gettin' my machine gun an' I'se gonna blow that jerk's brainses out! *redneck impersonataion*

[ - ] HoboRollercoasterGood: 24Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

'I helped my uncle Jack off a horse' vs. 'I helped my uncle jack off a horse' - Capitalization saves pride.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Ew!!! Mental picture!!!

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

brings back memories from the farm

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

What kind of man needs help off a horse? Sally....

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

A man with no limbs

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

What would a man with no limbs be doing on a horse in the first place? I'm playing Devil's advocate today.....

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Maybe he lost them while he was riding, in a race with an elephant

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

that is one helluva imagination you got thur.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Maybe he wanted to see the view a big person saw. With limbs...

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Thanks :) I'm going to take that as a complimen

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

it was a compliment

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Maybe uncle Jack broke a leg. And needs help doing certain things...

[ - ] leelee403Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

some of which should not be mentioned on MLIA ;) haha juuuuuuust kidding :)

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I know what leg he broke :D

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

...Which leg?

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

The one that Cousin Bob always has his hand on

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Is cousin Bob a tranny?

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

He/she/it is whatever you want him/she/it to be XD

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

He shall be a man. And he shall LIKE it.

[ - ] DwightGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Aaaah good ole sally.

[ - ] TonyTheFishGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

teehee

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

well it could be a game show on who to eat. The host would say, Lets eat..(pause)..Grandma!!! And the contesters would start to eat Grandma

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

contest....ants?

[ - ] catgal2005Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

It's still funny, even though I've seen it a few times. I also like "man eating chicken" vs. "man-eating chicken"

[ - ] leelee403Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

It could've done without the last sentence.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Over exaggeration is the worst thing to ever happen to man. Ever.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

yeah! EVER!

[ - ] leelee403Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I beg to differ. I think Brittany Spears and "pop" stars are the worst things to ever happen to mankind.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

It's "Britney", yo.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

It's Brittney bitch! Xd

[ - ] leelee403Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

someone didn't pay attention to the post... unless you're calling her a bitch... then your punctuation is correct :P

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

...Britney.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

No, i fail at everything :(

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Aw...don't say that! *offers lifetime supply of cookies-any flavor*

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Yay! Thanks Erin :) Your so sweet. Hug?

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

*Hugs*

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

*hugs back*

[ - ] leelee403Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I mess up spellings of names. Frequently. Along with pronouncing them. From now on, everyone shall me named John or Jane Smith!

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Even me :O

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

It was a joke... because I said that exaggerations were horrible, and then I said they were the worst thing ever, when really, they are not. I was exaggerating as well. :)

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I got your joke. It was subtle.

[ - ] leelee403Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Ah I see. Sarcasm is hard to pick up when it's typed. *headdesk*

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

That's okay. I put the smile face at the end of that post so you know there's no hard feelins.

[ - ] TonyTheFishGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I've told you a million times: Don't exaggerate.

[ - ] justhereGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Hahaha I'm laughing out loud.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 82 years, 5 months ago

OP, talk about your own grammar! You have THREE ' in front of the whole poster quote, but only TWO behind it! You should be ashamed!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

actaully, his apostrophies were correct. But he still sucks.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

Yes, he does. Let's pretend they WERE correct so (s)he sucks even more.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

My bad, they are quotations not apostrophies. Whatever.

[ - ] leelee403Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

'Tis not needed.

[ - ] imeetsampsaGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

That's because it's supposed to be that. It's 'let's eat grandma and the end of the sentence. Hello quotations.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Eh, this is still another lumpy gravy post.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Ew. That's the worst kind.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

It is! It sets you up, thinking you're about to get something really good, and then it's like...eww, lump gravy.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

And then you're meat is all dry. ...Haha. That sounds dirty.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

*offers bong*

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

DRUGS ARE BAD DAGNABBIT!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

*Hits metalgeek with bong* DRUGS *hits again* ARE *Hits again* BAD!

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Whats wrong with a little mary jane`?

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Nothing, I just enjoy hitting people with bongs.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Oh then it's okey :)

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Um...I dunno...maybe that it KILLS YOU!?

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Marijuana does not kill people (comparatively quicker). Misinformation does.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Not if you know your limits

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Ever hear of an overdose, Mobile?

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Anyway, I said drugs. Not just marijuana.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I like bongs.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

You cant take an overdose of marijuna

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Yes you can. Look it up. =] It'd have to be alot though...

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

In order for a human to consume enough marijuana to be fatal, they would have to consume nearly 40,000 times the amount of THC required to intoxicate them. In contrast, it only requires about 5 to 10 times the amount of alcohol required to intoxicate, to be fatal. For example, if it requires 3 beers to intoxicate you, it only requires 15 to 30 beers to kill you. However, if it takes you 3 'hits' of marijuana to intoxicate you, it would require 120,000 hits to kill you. Thus, it is virtually impossible to die of a marijuana overdose.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

HAHAHA!!! That seriously had me laughing out loud. (acronyms are overrated)

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

A Panda walks into a bar, eats, shoots and leaves. OR A Panda walks into a bar, eats shoots and leaves. :D

[ - ] shirleyelizabethGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I was just about to reference that. Minus the walking into the bar thing. That is not in the book. At all. And by adding it you missed a comma and a conjunction.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

what book? And I'm very sorry about the comma and conjunction. I was just typing what I remembered being told :)

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

If a panda walked into my bar, I'd call animal control.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I don't think you'd have had time if he had a gun..

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

If a panda walked in to my bar, I would hug it

[ - ] shirleyelizabethGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_&_Leaves this book. but what's funny is that I just found out it's based off a joke...so you were right first.

[ - ] shirleyelizabethGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Oh. The return key doesn't work in these comment boxes. I always forget that.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

ahh ok :D

[ - ] ohmypizzaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I like the first one. *imagining Panda with a kickass machine gun*

[ - ] carylGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Fabulous book

[ - ] marioaranGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Woman, without her man, is nothing. Woman: without her, man is nothing.

[ - ] qwerty42Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Zach Galifianakis made a joke like that. "She had a crack baby" or "She had a crack, baby"

[ - ] haleybee8895Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

hahaha omg that was in my english teachers room last year i love you ms sykes <3

[ - ] lauram9Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

would this sign happen to be in room 25 at cec? lol

[ - ] piscesgmtGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

i have this bumper sticker on facebook. i added it about a year ago.

[ - ] MLIAaddiction911Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

this is a flair on Facebook.. but its "Grandpa" not Grandma

[ - ] FathomGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Eats, Shoots, and Leaves? o:

[ - ] simplelove511Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Punctuate this sentence: "A woman without her man is nothing"

[ - ] simplelove511Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

"A woman without her man is nothing." or

[ - ] simplelove511Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

"A woman: without, her man is nothing." :DDD

[ - ] marioaranGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 4 months ago

Look a couple posts up, I did that first.... :P

[ - ] Oh-My-Kyle-CowGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

this was my AIM icon like 3 years ago..... 0_o

[ - ] kaasmixaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

It's a post about getting punctuation right and they don't even bother to use correct capitalization

[ - ] elwoodsGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Heh.. My boyfriend once tried to send a text saying "f**king A, man", but left out the comma. Once I figured it out it was pretty amusing.

[ - ] TheArahsay101Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Hehe.... I love how it tool me like twenty minutes to figure that out :-)

[ - ] LyndotiaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I prefer the one about the panda who walks into a restaurant, shoots the ceiling and walks away because a zoo pamphlet said the panda "eats, shoots and leaves."

[ - ] kristina0060Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I just read an MLIA that said something about," when we were finished eating my cousin and I went..." I read it as,"When we were finished eating my cousin..." Commas do matter!

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