MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 30Bad: 82 years, 1 month ago

Kill her for her weakness.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 6Bad: 332 years, 1 month ago

double first, by the way (last post too)

[ - ] lordvoldemort420Good: 35Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Kill her for repeat. D<

[ - ] egduf8Good: 73Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

This is a repeat! I've seen this before! *shakes fist*

[ - ] FunkyFreshGood: 35Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago

SO annoying. Really MLIA? This is the best we can do? Shitty, fake repeats? Awesome. Just effing awesome.

[ - ] HammerDropkickGood: 38Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

there was the same exact story like 5 monthes ago

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 14Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

I don't. Please tell me.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 20Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

I know. There's a 50% chance either way. I'm torn between the two.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 23Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

I thinks it's the 6 year old.

[ - ] EekazoidGood: 17Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

I'd go for that, too.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 27Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Me too. Santa is such a valuable person. To lose him at such an early age...

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[ - ] EekazoidGood: 26Bad: 82 years, 1 month ago

My mum never let me have that experience. I got to be the one to make other kids cry because of it. Which was actually quite fun.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 24Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

You sick, sick child.

[ - ] EekazoidGood: 11Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

I know. I should be ashamed...

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

That's terrible!

[ - ] imeetsampsaGood: 7Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

on the bright side their mom never lied to them.

[ - ] EekazoidGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

That was exactly her point, sampsa. :3

[ - ] SpoodlerGood: 12Bad: 82 years, 1 month ago

Well, about 10 years ago it would've been the six year old, but Twilight disease is spreading faster than the Black Plague. Somehow, it even gets older teenage girls to think Edward Cullen is real.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 13Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Are you saying he's NOT real? Nooo!

[ - ] SpoodlerGood: 18Bad: 82 years, 1 month ago

I'm sorry. Fairies don't exist. Now, vampiures on the other hand actually do. To bad Edward Cullen is a fairie... "There is a difference between burning a fiery death and sparkling when a vampire goes out into the sunlight." I think I heard that on another Edward Cullen MLIA.

[ - ] whatevernessGood: 7Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago

vampires don't exist either.

[ - ] codemarshankGood: 5Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

Vampires don't exist. Freaks who decide they like blood because they see it on TV and in books do. But the MYTHICAL creatures who actually THIRST for blood, don't exist. Sorry to pop your bubble. As to why girls think vampires are so cool, idk. If you want someone who could hurt you, go date a junkie. You get just the same amount of danger ;)

[ - ] superrhumanGood: 14Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

But vampires do exist! Mosquitos. :(

[ - ] prettykunoichiGood: 16Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

like that girl who dumped her boyfriend and actually went to forks to find edward cullen...

[ - ] washingmysockssoshutupGood: 12Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Wow.

[ - ] SpoodlerGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

yes, definitely a "wow" comment.

[ - ] GlobbglobbstoneGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Woah.

[ - ] magicnessGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

i cant decide if thats hilarious or depressing

[ - ] MaddieGeorgiaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

there was an fml like that.

[ - ] magicnessGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Edward Cullen is not a vampire, he is a victim of radioactivity spread through bodily fluids, such as blood and saliva. Due to this radioactivity, his skin reflects light in an odd way and his body cannot make blood.

[ - ] LateroseGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

And somehow this also makes him immortal?

[ - ] lenarGood: 7Bad: 82 years, 1 month ago

THE OP ran away as she learned neither Santa or Edward are real. Actually the truth is Santa IS Edward Cullen

[ - ] MusicMosaic7Good: 6Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

OH NO!!!!!!!!! But, I thought Edward Cullen was the Boogie Man!

[ - ] videogameheadGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

my brain just imploded

[ - ] GenevaAVENGEDGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Haha, Breathe Carolina is sweeeeet.

[ - ] mozartfangirlGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I think it was the 14 year old

[ - ] CoreyferlandGood: 8Bad: 62 years, 1 month ago

....who cares its a good one, yay 6 year old....edward isnt real, nor is her hot

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 10Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

If he's not real, then how could he be ugly?

[ - ] BaltoyGood: 9Bad: 202 years, 1 month ago

That 14 year old was a LOSER. I like Twilight but I am perfectly aware that Edward isn't real FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE OVERUSED OVERUSED OVERUSED OVERUSED OVERUSED CLICH�CLICH�CLICH�CLICH�CLICH�

[ - ] KriptiniGood: 15Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Holy nerdrage, Batman.

[ - ] ajsherbGood: 14Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Holy overkill, Batman

[ - ] BaltoyGood: 5Bad: 62 years, 1 month ago

"Batman?" it's "Baltoy".

[ - ] BaltoyGood: 5Bad: 152 years, 1 month ago

Baltoy is a Pok�n. Batman is a comic book douche. THERE'S A GODDAMN DIFFERENCE.

[ - ] BaltoyGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

*pokemon*

[ - ] shuangxueweiGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Baltoy, you = fail See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nltVuSH-lQM

[ - ] magicnessGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

it's batman now and there's nothing. you can do about it. begone, baltoy, to your batcave!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 32Bad: 62 years, 1 month ago

Eh, I used to like Twilight. I even *gasp* went to see New Moon without being dragged there because it looked so much better than Twilight did. All I can say : The movies killed the books, and that fans made me hate it.

[ - ] KriptiniGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

Oh Lord, save me from your followers.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 14Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Admittance is the first step to recovery.

[ - ] RobbieFullGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I totally agree with you

[ - ] kimber7Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

lol i agree the movie do the books no justice and all you harry potter fans saying vampires arn't real! neither are wizards and your the crazy fans always talking about it and useing it in school to get extra credit

[ - ] magicnessGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

same thing happened to me.

[ - ] LateroseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I barely heard most of the dialogue, because the entire back of the theater was filled with fangirls who all screamed in unison when Edward came on-screen. I couldn't decide which was more of a spectacle, them or Edward. :/

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I miss you BBT.

[ - ] codemarshankGood: 15Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago

Lol yes, I <3 Twilight. I </3 the movies. I </3 the craze. Twilight is awesome because it is a very compelling love story that has mythical creatures. Thankfully, I'm aware it's a FICTIONAL book. Now if there's good reason to get obsessed over anything, it's Harry Potter. Emma Watson is actually hot, unlike the stars of Twilight XD

[ - ] CoreyferlandGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

he** my bad

[ - ] CokeGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You know, there's a reply button?

[ - ] aimlessalexGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I think you should stop making assumptions.

[ - ] imeetsampsaGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

because when you assume you become a pain in the ass to me.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 4Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

I'm going to say... the six year old?

[ - ] GlobbglobbstoneGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Yes, I agree, the six year old :D

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 16Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago

actually, it was me. I ran crying out of the room. Because they told me Santa wasn't real and then mentioned Twilight. Never mention Twilight to me in person. I'm allergic. I break out in hives. Actually, I think I have to go to the hospital now.

[ - ] GlobbglobbstoneGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

D: Get well soon. I shall never mention...it again.

[ - ] LateroseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa! ...Wait, wrong era.

[ - ] NUMAYEIGood: 10Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

God damn reposts

[ - ] MobileGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Anybody else vote no on all of these, only to have them come through anyway?

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Yep, but they just keep on coming!

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I think that "No" also counts as a yes.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

MLIA VOTING SECTION IS LIKE LOADED DICE! :O

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*Sigh.* Yeah, all of the ones that just got posted.

[ - ] gingerbreadhousex321Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Yess ! Ive been hitting no for hours :0

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

sigh... I feel like the comments section is starting to let me down too. Still discussing the post? What happened to conversation? I'm going back to my communitychannel maraton. <---And I know I can't spell. But I can dance.

[ - ] gingerbreadhousex321Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

communitychannel, ftw.

[ - ] SendMeSnowGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

kudos for being able to dance

[ - ] nachichoyGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

repeaterrrr..... tsk tsk tsk.

[ - ] AcesAndEightsGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Everyone on MLIA ran from the room screaming, because of the bombardment of Twilight crap.

[ - ] magicnessGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

alas! foolish twilight! that 14 year old would be eaten alive by my friends.

[ - ] CpeBachGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

shenanigans. why do are the stupid MLIA n00bs the ones that vote on submissions?

[ - ] caitibugGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

why do are the n00bs do shit

[ - ] CpeBachGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*why are

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Look at this place, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say my collections complete? Wouldn't you say I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty; I've got whozits and whatzits galore...

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

But who cares?

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

No big deal.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

i want more.

[ - ] imeetsampsaGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I want mooreee.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I wanna be where the people are,

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I wanna see, wanna see them dancing.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

no big deal. I want more.

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I wanna be where the people are.

[ - ] magicnessGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

walking around on the - what's that word again? oh, street

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You want thingamabob? I got twenty. But who cares, no big deal, I want moooore.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

dang. I fail.

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

XP

[ - ] strumstrumGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Santa isn't real? D:

[ - ] BaltoyGood: 17Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Yes he is! He is a wizard! He uses the Floo network, his "reindeer" are Thestrals, which is why nobody sees them, he uses a Time turner, and he has house elves! He uses that charm that makes his workshop inivisinle to Muggles!

[ - ] magee23Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

im never going to look at santa the same

[ - ] hpfanx6Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

hahahahah you made my day!!!!!

[ - ] RobbieFullGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You are epic.

[ - ] SpoodlerGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Wow. It all makes sense now. But now I wish they put Santa in the Harry Potter books. :( Would've been awesome in the 1st book in the chapter about Christmas.

[ - ] cezyoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

haha you just gave me a whole new outlook on santa. And it does actually make sense!

[ - ] kimber7Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

you all say that twilight fans are stupid for talking about vampires like their real and here you are saying wizards are real. funny.

[ - ] magicnessGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

but the point is, wizards ARE real. *scoff*

[ - ] icenotmiceGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

MaryClaire Nolin.

[ - ] KriptiniGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Alright, guys, we need to vote on submissions for new comments, but please have a MINIMAL standard...

[ - ] magee23Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

i dont get how people think a glowing thing is hot. ron weeesly all the way <3333

[ - ] magee23Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

correction, not glowing, "sparkiling"

[ - ] imeetsampsaGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Ron? I'll take George. Mmmm.

[ - ] IamhumanGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Santa is real!

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 4Bad: 82 years, 1 month ago

Jesus isn't real

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 12Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Your mother isn't real. Until she met me. I made her real. A real woman.

[ - ] magee23Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

rawr

[ - ] typicalgurl1Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

*whistle*

[ - ] BaltoyGood: 3Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago

Neither is Allah.

[ - ] hpfanx6Good: 4Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

yes he is. if he wasnt real then why are u here right now?

[ - ] RobbieFullGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

AGREE!

[ - ] BaltoyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

See my above comment, Iamhuman. It all makes sense now...

[ - ] IamhumanGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

It sure does.

[ - ] BaltoyGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Dumbledore put on a lot of weight- and a red suit! LoLz!

[ - ] SpoodlerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

He never died? YES! Just needed to spend more time at the shop.

[ - ] LateroseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

He moved on to a new life and calls himself by a new name, having transcended his powers. Sort of like Gandalf the White. As a matter of fact...

[ - ] HammehGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

You know what else isn't real ? This story . Neener Neener

[ - ] TheresaBrownGood: 6Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

ARGGGGHHHHHH. This has already been said but the mother was talking about her daughters. This is no longer MLIA!! its MLIF!! my life is FAKE! just like this story!! what happened to the good old ones?

[ - ] Starstruck123Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Can't the same thing happen to 2 very clever girls? Sheesh

[ - ] hpfanx6Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

what was the original mlia?

[ - ] typicalgurl1Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

She's just referring to the fact the the original MLIA wasn't full of cliches, copies and fakes.

[ - ] LateroseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I read that as MILF. XD

[ - ] NautisGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Simpsons did it.

[ - ] FortitudemaxGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

The first MLIAs were really boring. They were truly average things. No one cares about that.

[ - ] SendMeSnowGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

and yet, constant cliches brighten everyone's day?

[ - ] 1packerGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Which is why so many people read the site... Why would they ever read anything that was what they were here for. Constant fakes, hyperboles, and cliches make the world go round.

[ - ] omgilyGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

REPEAT! weeoooweeeoooweeeooo (<-ambulance sound)

[ - ] Garden_GnomeGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

6 Year old=WIN!!!

[ - ] ianonavyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Actually, I'm not sure. I'd imagine the 6-year-old would've run away crying.

[ - ] Shadow14Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

REPEAT...

[ - ] that-girlGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Yeah, I'd say the six year old...

[ - ] admititGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

I think it was the fourteen year old. Great job six year old!

[ - ] QTPatootieGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

REEEEEEPOST!

[ - ] WyckedShadowGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I actually enjoyed reading the Twilight series...twice. I think the movies have been on the lame side, but I will watch them because I have to finish things that I start. I find it difficult to grasp the concept that some people actually think the characters are real though....

[ - ] prancinintherainGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I hated the first book, but didn't mind the others. I just don't care either way. Though I am kind of anti-Edward. His stalking habits did creep me out beyond repair. If you're going to love a fictional character, how about one with actual character? Mmk.... I'm done before I get booted off the site for not hating the series beyond reason

[ - ] ouchGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

This was on FML, I think..

[ - ] bewarethejabberwockGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

You'd think if you were going to copy an MLIA, you'd at least spell it right...

[ - ] kataractsGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Really MLIA? Repeat? C'mon

[ - ] abcdemileeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

repeat you whore!!!

[ - ] xxAdriixxGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

No, I don't know who. Was it you? I'm thinking it was you.

[ - ] LiftedShadowsGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Filthy repeat whore. >_<

[ - ] smalfrie19Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

The funny thing is...i have the original story of this saved on my profile...fucking repeat...just as bad as yahoo v. google and mystery google posts ...

[ - ] MLIAlolGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

i agree, i am so sick of yahoo vs. google and mystery google posts too.

[ - ] ilrak8Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

you?

[ - ] MLIAlolGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

seriously, why do people believe that a BOOK character exists? ...idiots.

[ - ] kimber7Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

exactly tell that to the Harry potter Fans

[ - ] LakaiordieGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

best MLIA story I've read yet.

[ - ] TheRealRyanGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

I love your little sister ^_^

[ - ] loolyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I usually post nice comments n i'm sorry 2 have to do this but i'm gonna have to call fake on that one this story was already posted by a mother about her 2 daughters months ago sorry

[ - ] giantsushiGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

ahahaaa!! sooo adorablee

[ - ] 013594Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

ha ha, not sorry for the 14 yo! That 4 yo is going places...

[ - ] averagehunterGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

I just teared up from laughing so hard.

[ - ] bigedudeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

COPYCOPYCOPYCOPY!!!!OMG REPEAT!AHHHH!

[ - ] BooshFeverGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago

NO! no, never say that! NEVER! he is true,he is!

[ - ] SweatyFingersGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

YOU GO GIRL!

[ - ] devmelnorchrGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

wow...u should post this on MLIT

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Oh. Shit.

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