Today, my two sisters were having a fight over the dinner table, one is 14 the other is 6. My 14 year old sister yelled "Well santa's not real!". My 6 year old sister plucked up some courage and yelled "Well niether is Edward Cullen!". One ran from the table crying. I think we all know who did. MLIA.
Kill her for her weakness.
Kill her for repeat. D<
This is a repeat! I've seen this before! *shakes fist*
SO annoying. Really MLIA? This is the best we can do? Shitty, fake repeats? Awesome. Just effing awesome.
there was the same exact story like 5 monthes ago
I don't. Please tell me.
I know. There's a 50% chance either way. I'm torn between the two.
I thinks it's the 6 year old.
I'd go for that, too.
Me too. Santa is such a valuable person. To lose him at such an early age...
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
My mum never let me have that experience. I got to be the one to make other kids cry because of it. Which was actually quite fun.
You sick, sick child.
I know. I should be ashamed...
That's terrible!
on the bright side their mom never lied to them.
That was exactly her point, sampsa. :3
Well, about 10 years ago it would've been the six year old, but Twilight disease is spreading faster than the Black Plague. Somehow, it even gets older teenage girls to think Edward Cullen is real.
Are you saying he's NOT real? Nooo!
I'm sorry. Fairies don't exist. Now, vampiures on the other hand actually do. To bad Edward Cullen is a fairie... "There is a difference between burning a fiery death and sparkling when a vampire goes out into the sunlight." I think I heard that on another Edward Cullen MLIA.
vampires don't exist either.
Vampires don't exist. Freaks who decide they like blood because they see it on TV and in books do. But the MYTHICAL creatures who actually THIRST for blood, don't exist. Sorry to pop your bubble. As to why girls think vampires are so cool, idk. If you want someone who could hurt you, go date a junkie. You get just the same amount of danger ;)
But vampires do exist!
Mosquitos. :(
like that girl who dumped her boyfriend and actually went to forks to find edward cullen...
Wow.
yes, definitely a "wow" comment.
Woah.
i cant decide if thats hilarious or depressing
there was an fml like that.
Edward Cullen is not a vampire, he is a victim of radioactivity spread through bodily fluids, such as blood and saliva. Due to this radioactivity, his skin reflects light in an odd way and his body cannot make blood.
And somehow this also makes him immortal?
THE OP ran away as she learned neither Santa or Edward are real. Actually the truth is Santa IS Edward Cullen
OH NO!!!!!!!!! But, I thought Edward Cullen was the Boogie Man!
my brain just imploded
Haha, Breathe Carolina is sweeeeet.
I think it was the 14 year old
....who cares its a good one, yay 6 year old....edward isnt real, nor is her hot
If he's not real, then how could he be ugly?
Holy nerdrage, Batman.
Holy overkill, Batman
"Batman?" it's "Baltoy".
*pokemon*
Baltoy, you = fail
See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nltVuSH-lQM
it's batman now and there's nothing. you can do about it. begone, baltoy, to your batcave!
Eh, I used to like Twilight. I even *gasp* went to see New Moon without being dragged there because it looked so much better than Twilight did. All I can say : The movies killed the books, and that fans made me hate it.
Oh Lord, save me from your followers.
Admittance is the first step to recovery.
I totally agree with you
lol i agree the movie do the books no justice and all you harry potter fans saying vampires arn't real! neither are wizards and your the crazy fans always talking about it and useing it in school to get extra credit
same thing happened to me.
I barely heard most of the dialogue, because the entire back of the theater was filled with fangirls who all screamed in unison when Edward came on-screen. I couldn't decide which was more of a spectacle, them or Edward. :/
Lol yes, I <3 Twilight. I </3 the movies. I </3 the craze. Twilight is awesome because it is a very compelling love story that has mythical creatures. Thankfully, I'm aware it's a FICTIONAL book. Now if there's good reason to get obsessed over anything, it's Harry Potter. Emma Watson is actually hot, unlike the stars of Twilight XD
he** my bad
You know, there's a reply button?
I think you should stop making assumptions.
because when you assume you become a pain in the ass to me.
I'm going to say... the six year old?
Yes, I agree, the six year old :D
actually, it was me. I ran crying out of the room. Because they told me Santa wasn't real and then mentioned Twilight. Never mention Twilight to me in person. I'm allergic. I break out in hives. Actually, I think I have to go to the hospital now.
D: Get well soon. I shall never mention...it again.
Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa! ...Wait, wrong era.
God damn reposts
Anybody else vote no on all of these, only to have them come through anyway?
Yep, but they just keep on coming!
I think that "No" also counts as a yes.
MLIA VOTING SECTION IS LIKE LOADED DICE! :O
*Sigh.* Yeah, all of the ones that just got posted.
Yess ! Ive been hitting no for hours :0
sigh... I feel like the comments section is starting to let me down too. Still discussing the post? What happened to conversation? I'm going back to my communitychannel maraton. <---And I know I can't spell. But I can dance.
communitychannel, ftw.
kudos for being able to dance
repeaterrrr..... tsk tsk tsk.
Everyone on MLIA ran from the room screaming, because of the bombardment of Twilight crap.
alas! foolish twilight! that 14 year old would be eaten alive by my friends.
shenanigans. why do are the stupid MLIA n00bs the ones that vote on submissions?
why do are the n00bs do shit
*why are
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I wanna be where the people are,
I wanna see, wanna see them dancing.
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I wanna be where the people are.
walking around on the - what's that word again? oh, street
You want thingamabob? I got twenty. But who cares, no big deal, I want moooore.
dang. I fail.
XP
Santa isn't real? D:
Yes he is! He is a wizard! He uses the Floo network, his "reindeer" are Thestrals, which is why nobody sees them, he uses a Time turner, and he has house elves! He uses that charm that makes his workshop inivisinle to Muggles!
im never going to look at santa the same
hahahahah you made my day!!!!!
You are epic.
Wow. It all makes sense now. But now I wish they put Santa in the Harry Potter books. :( Would've been awesome in the 1st book in the chapter about Christmas.
haha you just gave me a whole new outlook on santa. And it does actually make sense!
you all say that twilight fans are stupid for talking about vampires like their real and here you are saying wizards are real. funny.
but the point is, wizards ARE real. *scoff*
MaryClaire Nolin.
Alright, guys, we need to vote on submissions for new comments, but please have a MINIMAL standard...
i dont get how people think a glowing thing is hot. ron weeesly all the way <3333
correction, not glowing, "sparkiling"
Ron? I'll take George. Mmmm.
Santa is real!
Your mother isn't real. Until she met me. I made her real. A real woman.
rawr
*whistle*
Neither is Allah.
yes he is. if he wasnt real then why are u here right now?
AGREE!
See my above comment, Iamhuman. It all makes sense now...
It sure does.
Dumbledore put on a lot of weight- and a red suit! LoLz!
He never died? YES! Just needed to spend more time at the shop.
He moved on to a new life and calls himself by a new name, having transcended his powers. Sort of like Gandalf the White. As a matter of fact...
You know what else isn't real ? This story . Neener Neener
ARGGGGHHHHHH. This has already been said but the mother was talking about her daughters. This is no longer MLIA!! its MLIF!! my life is FAKE! just like this story!! what happened to the good old ones?
Can't the same thing happen to 2 very clever girls? Sheesh
what was the original mlia?
She's just referring to the fact the the original MLIA wasn't full of cliches, copies and fakes.
I read that as MILF. XD
Simpsons did it.
The first MLIAs were really boring. They were truly average things. No one cares about that.
and yet, constant cliches brighten everyone's day?
Which is why so many people read the site... Why would they ever read anything that was what they were here for. Constant fakes, hyperboles, and cliches make the world go round.
REPEAT! weeoooweeeoooweeeooo (<-ambulance sound)
6 Year old=WIN!!!
Actually, I'm not sure. I'd imagine the 6-year-old would've run away crying.
REPEAT...
Yeah, I'd say the six year old...
I think it was the fourteen year old. Great job six year old!
REEEEEEPOST!
I actually enjoyed reading the Twilight series...twice. I think the movies have been on the lame side, but I will watch them because I have to finish things that I start. I find it difficult to grasp the concept that some people actually think the characters are real though....
I hated the first book, but didn't mind the others. I just don't care either way. Though I am kind of anti-Edward. His stalking habits did creep me out beyond repair. If you're going to love a fictional character, how about one with actual character?
Mmk.... I'm done before I get booted off the site for not hating the series beyond reason
This was on FML, I think..
You'd think if you were going to copy an MLIA, you'd at least spell it right...
Really MLIA? Repeat? C'mon
repeat you whore!!!
No, I don't know who. Was it you? I'm thinking it was you.
Filthy repeat whore. >_<
The funny thing is...i have the original story of this saved on my profile...fucking repeat...just as bad as yahoo v. google and mystery google posts ...
i agree, i am so sick of yahoo vs. google and mystery google posts too.
you?
seriously, why do people believe that a BOOK character exists? ...idiots.
exactly tell that to the Harry potter Fans
best MLIA story I've read yet.
I love your little sister ^_^
I usually post nice comments n i'm sorry 2 have to do this but i'm gonna have to call fake on that one this story was already posted by a mother about her 2 daughters months ago
sorry
ahahaaa!! sooo adorablee
ha ha, not sorry for the 14 yo! That 4 yo is going places...
I just teared up from laughing so hard.
COPYCOPYCOPYCOPY!!!!OMG REPEAT!AHHHH!
NO! no, never say that! NEVER! he is true,he is!
YOU GO GIRL!
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