MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] coolsheepGood: 18Bad: 182 years, 2 months ago

thats sweet :)

[ - ] delandethGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

That is REALLY sweet :)

[ - ] FlatbellyGood: 22Bad: 272 years, 2 months ago

NO.

[ - ] ihatecheeseGood: 24Bad: 142 years, 2 months ago

What? But... but I was just writing this story for my brother w-who has cancer, reading MLIAs is all he can do all day... I JUST WANTED TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER! *sob*

[ - ] NamelessOrganismGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

hahaha. i hope you joking.

[ - ] HashSlingingSlasherGood: 32Bad: 162 years, 2 months ago

Worst. Cliche. Ever.

[ - ] TheYourMomJokeGuyGood: 42Bad: 162 years, 2 months ago

Most. Original. Cliche. Ever. AND you didn't end with MLIA, OP, I invite you to suck my balls.

[ - ] LawIGood: 13Bad: 202 years, 2 months ago

Your mom sucked my balls last night- oh wait, I don't have balls.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 8Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

*does something weird* well you do now

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 3Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

you'd think you would notice that little detail by now...

[ - ] TheYourMomJokeGuyGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

They have special operations for your dilema, Lawl.

[ - ] RandomPerson17Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

hmm. are you lawlperson (D) THEN WHATS THE NICKNAME YOU GAVE ME!!! :D

[ - ] LawIGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

RANDLAWL. <3

[ - ] RandomPerson17Good: 1Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Lawlperson!!!

[ - ] bloodyrabbit24Good: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

She really is Lawlface/Lawlfayse. I promise.

[ - ] RandomPerson17Good: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

or... you could be stalking her and just may have found that out (looks around) lol just kidding. HI LAWLPERSON!!!!

[ - ] LawIGood: 1Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

Lol, thank you, B-Rab, my trusty partner. RANDLAWL LOLZ HELLO SUP?!2"8:&/&:/

[ - ] bloodyrabbit24Good: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

I'm not stalking. Just commenting. Or am I? o.O

[ - ] RandomPerson17Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Not much. Lawlperson are you on the EST time zone?

[ - ] ihatecheeseGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Wow so how many accounts do you have?

[ - ] LawIGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Cheese; I probably have about ten or more accounts now. Haha. And Randlawl; I am in Washington State. TWO O'CLOCK PM, YO.

[ - ] RandomPerson17Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

lol dont you have school? i guess i am assuming you are like 14 how gdcdcrfgyubtjy of me.

[ - ] ihatecheeseGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Lawl is 20, if my calclations are right.

[ - ] RandomPerson17Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

how do you "calculate" someones age? xD

[ - ] RandomPerson17Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

other then count the days they have been alive.. haha i beat you.

[ - ] AGIoriousDawnGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

I lol'd.

[ - ] ACDCBigBallsGood: 6Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

I invite the OP to suck my username.

[ - ] phynixcutey1098Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Lol'd bigtime XD

[ - ] LittleMissSexyGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

What's. With. All. This. Fuckery. Again. seriously don't do that it fuckin pisses me off

[ - ] ACDCBigBallsGood: 11Bad: 172 years, 2 months ago

This is my favorite story!

[ - ] ohhmygoodnessGood: 17Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

Let's. Stop. Using. Cliches. Alright.

[ - ] ihatecheeseGood: 10Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

Best. Idea. Ever.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 6Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Best plan ever? I think so.

[ - ] metalgeekGood: 10Bad: 72 years, 2 months ago

my eyes are bleeding from cliche torture

[ - ] ihatecheeseGood: 11Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

They probably all run away screaming because you reek of cliche. *MLIA*

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 9Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

You know the Best...Ever business annoys me, but that's actually really sweet

[ - ] ihatecheeseGood: 6Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Yeah, it's *almost* average.

[ - ] DuctTapeChikGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

I agree completely. Though I'm not entirely sure a bro would say that under any normal circumstances...ah well.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I dunno, I mean when my little brother was three and I was eight he took on a kid who'd tried to pull me off of the jungle gym

[ - ] ihatecheeseGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I guess sweet little brothers DO exist... oh well, tough luck for me.

[ - ] DeviantDanicaliforniaGood: 8Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

Uhhhh, really what is the point of those unnecessary periods? Suck a sick one and die.

[ - ] xxjustdancexGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

why is everyone saying the layout changed but I see no difference O.O

[ - ] ehdreeanGood: 7Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

Either that or they don't want to date you because you add terrible cliches at the end of your MLIA posts.

[ - ] ehdreeanGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

That being said, your brother is kind of sweet.

[ - ] thatwaseasyGood: 20Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

"Best. Brother. Ever." Fragment, consider revising.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

thank you Microsoft Word spell check

[ - ] ihatecheeseGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I giggled.

[ - ] EnesteGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Oh, you.

[ - ] thatwaseasyGood: 9Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Because Microsoft Word can't always be there.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 7Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I bet it made your day

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*made.your.day. And past self, fuck you. The baby's due in a week now.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 02 months, 1 week ago

OMG I LOVE STALKING MY PAST SELF TOO. TWINZ. <3

[ - ] KettlepetGood: 3Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

New. Best. Favourite. Brother. Of. All. Time? I. Think. So. .. Umyeah. The clich�ight have something to do with your datelessness.

[ - ] KettlepetGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

The cliche might * Apparently, accented letters aren't cool with MLIA.

[ - ] EnesteGood: 9Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Cute story. Pointless period pooping- not so cute.

[ - ] megabytemichelleGood: 5Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

Cliche, but undoubtedly adorable. (:

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 5Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

My mood is getting progressively worse and more trollish as these cliches keep piling up. >.< They probably don't date you because you're a cow.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

And before any of y'all get mad at me, she started it with the cliche *innocent look*

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

*sigh* no one's in a mood to be civil today are they?

[ - ] BlowOffGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

You forget, this is the internet. When is it ever civil?

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I trolled people on a post about a kid dying of cancer. You can't exactly expect me to be civil.

[ - ] ihatecheeseGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Haha they were SOOOO pissed at you!

[ - ] AGIoriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

There you are.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Yes, there I am. For funzies, I don't plan on making an alternate name to counteract my clone.

[ - ] AGIoriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Thats cool.

[ - ] jstlykthtGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

That was sweet. But why couldn't you end the post without the cliche?

[ - ] CallistoGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

http://tinyurl.com/yzl45sl

[ - ] SaberProductionsGood: 9Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

Okay, I know I'm going to get labeled a noob, stupid, or a host of other things for saying this, but I found this very sweet. MLIA is cliched. It's the style of the site. Certain phrases are used over and over, and it's because it's become the way to write an MLIA post. Go ahead and complain if you want, but you're laughing at people who are just following the tradition, not trying to be cliche.

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

YOU'RE A STUPID NOOB. (I just wanted to make sure that you weren't wrong.)

[ - ] AGloriousDawnGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Now that the stupid noob thing is settled, I agree with this part in particular "Certain phrases are used over and over, and it's because it's become the way to write an MLIA post."

[ - ] SaberProductionsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Lol. :) I joined the site today, and will admit that I am a noob. And I can sometimes surprise myself with my stupidity...hehe.

[ - ] ihatecheeseGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

You're right, it's not the OP's fault, it's the voters' for voting yes to such bullshit.

[ - ] RyanisawesomeGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You're a host of other things for saying this.

[ - ] hiiamdumbGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

EVERYONE LISTEN!!!! SaberProductions is the best professor at Stanford for learning about traditions, I have been asked to write this by he himself because he is very busy!!!!!! He told me he knows the most about the difference between cliches and traditions and wants everyone to know that so that no one calls him stupid or "noob," this is his worst nightmare!!! OTherwise the fruits of his labor won't come to fruition because everyone no longer thinks he is an important professor because he's a simpleton nub

[ - ] iBatmanGood: 8Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

They don't date you because you're ugly

[ - ] vonKarmaGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Who cares about the cliche? The real problem is that the story doesn't end in "MLIA." That is kinda the point...

[ - ] pokemonroxGood: 5Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

yeah its more than likely because you are ugly or annoying

[ - ] alinaraeGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

It's funny how everyone's like "Gah! Cliche!" Freaking out about cliches is becoming cliched itself. O_o

[ - ] ihatecheeseGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

No, cause we always say it in a different way.

[ - ] GreenPurpleGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Lol. I wish my sister was as awsome as your brother

[ - ] BatmanifestdestinyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

your MOM is so pretty people can't stand to be around her!

[ - ] Lindsqey44Good: 3Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

If you don 19t like the clich�then leave. You guys are worse than the people from FML. I think it was a nice thing for her brother to say, and I'm glad she appreciates her brother enough to put on a site where everyone can see it, but its people like you, worrying about clich�that are ruining this site writing hurtful things on people nice stories. What is really clich�s the fact that all of you are writing on every story that there are clich�in it. Are you bitter that your story didn't make it on the site?

[ - ] hiiamdumbGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

you should be banished from all the websites you visit because you're obviously the meanest person on here, if you don't like what people say then you should leave them alone OK?! Jeez!!!! You are definitely a bully on the internet and i bet you're even a bigger, fatter, bully in real life. No wonder you're name is lindsey, only fatters are given the name "lindsey" as a punishment.

[ - ] harrypotterfreakGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

this is really cute, but i clicked meh right when i saw the cliche ending (which was before i read the whole story)

[ - ] jgraceGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

awwww! That's soo cute! My brother would never do that :(

[ - ] UnliterateAmericanGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Despite the cliche, that is so sweet. (:

[ - ] aarrocks140Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

aawwww, thats cute!!!! i wish i had your little brother lol ill trade u for my brothers lol jk

[ - ] JacobBlack42Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That is so sweet! Ignore all the haters up there, they're just jealous that they can't get their stories published.

[ - ] thecookiemonster33Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/585293

[ - ] codyfaberGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

if you're so pretty then i wanna meet you! ;)

[ - ] hiiamdumbGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

worst.brother.ever

[ - ] daynuhmarie18Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I smiled when I read what he said. But, the best.brother.ever totally killed it for me. It's still sweet though:)

[ - ] LottaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Aww you have a nice little brother.

[ - ] strikieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

legos? read this.. http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/legos2.jpg but sweet anyways

[ - ] MickenzyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

omg this is soo sweet. i wish my brother was this nice. :D

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